WHEN YOU DIE-a funeral directors story - GoFuckYourself.com

SlickCash Sarah · 02-24-2004, 01:30 PM

Did anyone ever think about what really happens to your body after you die? Well, let me tell you FIRST hand that it really isn't pleasant.

I will admit that I have been volunteering at a funeral home for some time now, and have performed THOUSANDS of embalmings and seen hundereds of autopsied cases come onto my table. Its not all what you may think! There are a LOT of sick-o's in the funeral business...Necropheliacs (fucking dead corpese), but majority of people in that chosen profession are just average JOE's.

They tell us to "TREAT THE PEOPLE AS IF THEY WERE ALIVE"..but I have two pieces of advice for you: ONE-when you die, request to be creamated (unless it is against your religion or culture). TWO-donate ANY and ALL possible organs. After you die, you may be able to save someone elses life! Besides, no one really knows for a fact if you feel anything after your body is dead, but I know one thing for certain...If you are planning to be buried in the ground, the casket collapses within a few hours of the dirt being piled back on top of it. Think of how much 6 feet worth of dirt weighs..?

Just something to think about!

NetRodent · 02-24-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
If you are planning to be buried in the ground, the casket collapses within a few hours of the dirt being piled back on top of it. Think of how much 6 feet worth of dirt weighs..?

This is one of the reason many juridictions require the use of concrete "vaults" around the casket.

Phoenix · 02-24-2004, 01:36 PM

you looked nice enough at the bar in toronto...but i would never have guessed you to be the type who works with dead bodies.

ugh..lol

SlickCash Sarah · 02-24-2004, 01:38 PM

You would be really surprised what kind of people are funeral directors!! A lot of really hot guys and girls work in this business...its actually kind of cool

axelcat · 02-24-2004, 01:39 PM

That really sucks

SlickCash Sarah · 02-24-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
you looked nice enough at the bar in toronto...but i would never have guessed you to be the type who works with dead bodies.

ugh..lol

Everyone has this idea that funeral directors are big, ugly scaring looking people--this is SIMPLY UNTRUE...Im cute as a button

Martin · 02-24-2004, 01:40 PM

Yeah can't wait!

Phoenix · 02-24-2004, 01:43 PM

i heard they have some sort of pysch test they make you take before you can work in one..or maybe thatis just to be a mortuary? is that the right word?

SlickCash Sarah · 02-24-2004, 01:44 PM

You do need to be under psychiatric evaluation before becoming a licensed funeral director..Mortuary is just an old fashioned term(not widely used) for a funeral home. The program you need to take to become a funeral director is Mortuary science!

02-24-2004, 01:46 PM

thanx for the input

JFK · 02-24-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent

This is one of the reason many juridictions require the use of concrete "vaults" around the casket.

Thats what we used for both my parents.

02-24-2004, 01:30 PM	#1
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	WHEN YOU DIE-a funeral directors story Did anyone ever think about what really happens to your body after you die? Well, let me tell you FIRST hand that it really isn't pleasant. I will admit that I have been volunteering at a funeral home for some time now, and have performed THOUSANDS of embalmings and seen hundereds of autopsied cases come onto my table. Its not all what you may think! There are a LOT of sick-o's in the funeral business...Necropheliacs (fucking dead corpese), but majority of people in that chosen profession are just average JOE's. They tell us to "TREAT THE PEOPLE AS IF THEY WERE ALIVE"..but I have two pieces of advice for you: ONE-when you die, request to be creamated (unless it is against your religion or culture). TWO-donate ANY and ALL possible organs. After you die, you may be able to save someone elses life! Besides, no one really knows for a fact if you feel anything after your body is dead, but I know one thing for certain...If you are planning to be buried in the ground, the casket collapses within a few hours of the dirt being piled back on top of it. Think of how much 6 feet worth of dirt weighs..? Just something to think about!

02-24-2004, 01:36 PM	#3
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02-24-2004, 01:43 PM	#8
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,469	i heard they have some sort of pysch test they make you take before you can work in one..or maybe thatis just to be a mortuary? is that the right word? __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

02-24-2004, 01:38 PM	#4
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	You would be really surprised what kind of people are funeral directors!! A lot of really hot guys and girls work in this business...its actually kind of cool

02-24-2004, 01:39 PM	#5
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	That really sucks

02-24-2004, 01:40 PM	#7
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Yeah can't wait!

02-24-2004, 01:44 PM	#9
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	You do need to be under psychiatric evaluation before becoming a licensed funeral director..Mortuary is just an old fashioned term(not widely used) for a funeral home. The program you need to take to become a funeral director is Mortuary science!

02-24-2004, 01:46 PM	#10
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	thanx for the input