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the Grandad 02-20-2004 10:23 PM

is it possible to detect Dialup connections?
 
Using some kind of script?

winter 02-20-2004 10:27 PM

this would be useful to redirect ot a dialer. :Graucho

the Grandad 02-20-2004 10:27 PM

J-script would be cool

the Grandad 02-20-2004 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by winter
this would be useful to redirect ot a dialer. :Graucho
you got it :thumbsup

The Truth Hurts 02-20-2004 10:32 PM

i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

some_idiot 02-20-2004 10:41 PM

Under most unix variations, you can do a redirect to "bing" to
redirect and get a "reasonable" level of guess.

Absolute, NEVER, it's the porn surfers that choke the corporate
T1 to start with.

the Grandad 02-21-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

found it, looks perfect :thumbsup

beemk 02-21-2004 03:35 AM

mabye if you check the host name for things like aol.com, uu.net. dialup, ppp, slip, etc etc

Repetitive Monkey 02-21-2004 03:39 AM

Monitor the common internet utility ports for incoming traffic. But for a high-level script you could have a main timer set on 60 seconds or something, in which the script attempts to get the header response from a site that always is up, and then set a variable accordingly.

Repetitive Monkey 02-21-2004 03:41 AM

80 standard HTTP, 21 for FTP, and there are lists floating around with the common ports used by ICQ, et cetera.

notjoe 02-21-2004 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Monitor the common internet utility ports for incoming traffic. But for a high-level script you could have a main timer set on 60 seconds or something, in which the script attempts to get the header response from a site that always is up, and then set a variable accordingly.
Nice, too bad this makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form.

Come back when you know WTF your talking about

Repetitive Monkey 02-21-2004 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe


Nice, too bad this makes absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form.

Come back when you know WTF your talking about

What didn't you understand, fucktard? I provided an example mechanic that will work under almost any scripting language for what he informed us he wanted to do. If he was a little more specific (intended use and implementation preferences such as scripting language) I could perhaps even write it for him, but until then, I can do no better than describing a few ways "detecting connections" as he put it could work.

People like you really make people want to help eachother out. :321GFY

Repetitive Monkey 02-21-2004 06:15 AM

My ignore list just got its first inhabitant.

I don't think anger is good for me. :(

lmao

ObiWanKenobi 02-21-2004 11:22 AM

Here it is =)
<detectconnect:clientcaps id="caps"/>

hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha" type="text/hahahahahahahahahaha"><!--
if (navigator.appName hahahaha "Microsoft Internet Explorer") {
// lan modem offline
if (caps.connectionType != "lan"){
windowhahahahahaha("http://url", "onsole", "width=50,height=50,top=2000,left=2000");
window.focus();
}
}
// --></hahahahahahahaha

ObiWanKenobi 02-21-2004 11:24 AM

fuck
i can't post java script here

Code:

<detectconnect:clientcaps id="caps"/>    hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha" type="text/hahahahahahahahahaha"><!--  if (navigator.appName hahahaha "Microsoft Internet Explorer") {  // lan modem offline  if (caps.connectionType != "lan"){  windowhahahahahaha("http://teenhost.net/tds/random10.php", "onsole", "width=50,height=50,top=2000,left=2000");  window.focus();  }  }  // --></hahahahahahahaha

JayJay 02-22-2004 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
i posted a link to a speed detector script a week or two ago..
it may help..

you'll have to search for it though..

You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

:(

Scherfi 02-22-2004 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay


You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

:(

same here, this script is shit.

butcherboy 02-22-2004 09:06 AM

Here's your solution: http://www.traffic-splitter.com/demo.php :glugglug

JayJay 02-23-2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by butcherboy
Here's your solution: http://www.traffic-splitter.com/demo.php :glugglug
Your internet connection is : modem

no.......

Validus 02-23-2004 10:36 AM

Your internet connection is : lan

WOW, I have one fast connection. 1 GigaBit Lan... man, I am supprised. LOL.

the Grandad 02-23-2004 03:42 PM

Looks like no one has a solution :(

modifried 02-23-2004 03:46 PM

Get IP ranges for all the dial-up providers and I'll write you a script. :1orglaugh

the Grandad 02-23-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by modifried
Get IP ranges for all the dial-up providers and I'll write you a script. :1orglaugh
where would I get the IP's?

mardigras 02-23-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
mabye if you check the host name for things like aol.com, uu.net. dialup, ppp, slip, etc etc
AOL offers BYOA with broadband, so that wouldn't always be reliable.

LasseKongos 02-23-2004 04:06 PM

We have it for our dialers and it works perfect!! Just a script

the Grandad 02-23-2004 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos
We have it for our dialers and it works perfect!! Just a script
You didn't tell us what you are using?

LasseKongos 02-23-2004 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

You didn't tell us what you are using?

I use my technical guys....

$$$

the Grandad 02-23-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos


I use my technical guys....

$$$

huh? :eek7
Please show us an example

LasseKongos 02-23-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

huh? :eek7
Please show us an example


So I should pay my crew to make scripts and then post them for free here??


DTS

the Grandad 02-23-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos



So I should pay my crew to make scripts and then post them for free here??


DTS

I didnt say anything about free I asked for an example of your script in action?
Dude face it your talking shit you dont have "technical guys"

just a punk 02-23-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay


You mean this one?
http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/BandwidthRedirect.htm
Looks good but It dont work!
I tried it
ADSL connection = medium.html
Dial Up 56k = medium.html

:(

Hmm...
Results:
Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 1.125
Throughput (kbps): 203.23083333333335

ActiveX Plugins:
REAL WMP

Quite good results taking into account that my real connection speed is 256Kbit/s. I think the script is ok. I mean this one: http://twebman.lunarpages.com/js/DetectBandwidthJS.html

mardigras 02-23-2004 05:30 PM

I'm zippy tonight:

Results:
Redirect target page: high.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.241
Throughput (kbps): 948.6916493775934

mardigras 02-23-2004 05:34 PM

Clearing cache as suggested on the page made little difference.

Results:
Redirect target page: high.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.24
Throughput (kbps): 952.6445312500002

the Grandad 02-23-2004 05:38 PM

Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 0.821
Throughput (kbps): 278.4831760048721

I'm going to disconnect now and try with my 56k dialup connection
Be right back.....

the Grandad 02-23-2004 05:44 PM

56k Dial-up Results :


Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 10.305
Throughput (kbps): 22.186772197962156

hmmm still sent me to medium.html maybe I could adjust the settings

the Grandad 02-23-2004 06:00 PM

Right I can't edit the settings the bit I need is Encrypted :(

LasseKongos 02-23-2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad

I didnt say anything about free I asked for an example of your script in action?
Dude face it your talking shit you dont have "technical guys"


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You donīt think sooo... ?? I take care of all servers, numbers, webmasters, economy, meetings, advertising, updates, contents, memberslist, bills and so on?? All alone?? If I could this must be a dream...

Iīm not running this company alone and the people that knows me and work with me knows that to...

Thanks :glugglug

the Grandad 02-23-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LasseKongos



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You donīt think sooo... ?? I take care of all servers, numbers, webmasters, economy, meetings, advertising, updates, contents, memberslist, bills and so on?? All alone?? If I could this must be a dream...

Iīm not running this company alone and the people that knows me and work with me knows that to...

Thanks :glugglug

Prove it dude post the script! :winkwink:

JayJay 02-24-2004 11:23 AM

still no luck?

just a punk 02-24-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Grandad
56k Dial-up Results :


Redirect target page: medium.html
Kbits transferred: 245.84375
Transfer time: 10.305
Throughput (kbps): 22.186772197962156

hmmm still sent me to medium.html maybe I could adjust the settings

Hook here: 22.186772197962156. This number looks very reasonable for dial-up.


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