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-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 01:44 AM

I hate for it to come to this...but here goes.

Over the last few months my life has become unbearable.

Each and every day I drag myslef to the computer hoping a new opportunity will present itself. I'm a hard working man, I do my best to make the best happen for me. But at every turn things go sour.

I have come to realize that a circumstance beyond my control is affecting my life in a very serious manner.

The internet looks so blurry and devoid of detail on this old innovision monitor. Its becoming more than I can handle.

I implore you. Help a fellow hardworking webmaster out. I'm in a tight spot and must ask for your help.

Donations for a monitor transplant can be made via paypal to [email protected] .

End my agony. Its for a good cause...I will work endlessly to pay all of you back as soon as the crisp, clean pixels of high definition ecstacy help my eyesight return to normal...Again I hate to ask this of you...but I am a desperate man.

SomeCreep · 02-18-2004, 01:46 AM

someone hijack Hoax's nick?

StuartD · 02-18-2004, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
someone hijack Hoax's nick?

Heather?

Dookie · 02-18-2004, 01:50 AM

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan

Heather?

I hate the way my old monitor looks...everyone says, "Its natural, I like it that way." But I really feel that a new one would look so much better.

If I can muster the strength to do so ...I would post pics of my playing video games on the new monitor as often as possible.

BigFish · 02-18-2004, 01:53 AM

sent

natkejs · 02-18-2004, 01:54 AM

I understand what you're going through!
I was going to use this money to buy something for my girlfriends birthday but I think she will understand..

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFish
sent

Shit...retract it and resend...I just realized I mispelled the paypal addy above...

Its [email protected]

Bless your soul kind sir...the world woulddo better to have more of you around...

JDog · 02-18-2004, 01:54 AM

Is this real? Or did somebody hi-jack hoax nick?

jDoG

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
Is this real? Or did somebody hi-jack hoax nick?

jDoG

Unfortunately my friend it is for real...even as I write this my eyes bleed and my brain burns from the horribly outdated machinery that blasts my face with electromagnetic radiation...anything you can spare will help...seriously.

Centurion · 02-18-2004, 02:00 AM

I think this is a -=HOAX=-!

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:03 AM

Unfortunately, this is very very real...my optomotrist says that if I don't get a new monitor soon...I may never be able to play video games again.

Please everyone...find it in your heart to send me your spare digital change.

mule · 02-18-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I hate for it to come to this...but here goes.

Over the last few months my life has become unbearable.

Each and every day I drag myslef to the computer hoping a new opportunity will present itself. I'm a hard working man, I do my best to make the best happen for me. But at every turn things go sour.

I have come to realize that a circumstance beyond my control is affecting my life in a very serious manner.

The internet looks so blurry and devoid of detail on this old innovision monitor. Its becoming more than I can handle.

I implore you. Help a fellow hardworking webmaster out. I'm in a tight spot and must ask for your help.

Donations for a monitor transplant can be made via paypal to [email protected] .

End my agony. Its for a good cause...I will work endlessly to pay all of you back as soon as the crisp, clean pixels of high definition ecstacy help my eyesight return to normal...Again I hate to ask this of you...but I am a desperate man.

CARRlE · 02-18-2004, 02:09 AM

Would've been funny had it been asking for breasts so you could never leave the house again... making fun of Jamdin's *real* situation ain't cool.

media · 02-18-2004, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Unfortunately, this is very very real...my optomotrist says that if I don't get a new monitor soon...I may never be able to play video games again.

Please everyone...find it in your heart to send me your spare digital change.

Hoax, I cross posted for you in my donation thread.. hope you get some other views =)

JDog · 02-18-2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Unfortunately my friend it is for real...even as I write this my eyes bleed and my brain burns from the horribly outdated machinery that blasts my face with electromagnetic radiation...anything you can spare will help...seriously.

Then that means I need the same, having 2 19'' CRT's is bad for my eyes, and I'm on them 20 hrs/day most of the time!

jDoG

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CARRlE
Would've been funny had it been asking for breasts so you could never leave the house again... making fun of Jamdin's *real* situation ain't cool.

Chick, I ain't making fun of no one...if you want to make light of the very real situation I face that's fine...but for my dignity's sake. Take it elsewhere.

Gfy'ers. Who deserves your generosity?

Think of my eyes...my poor bleeding eyes...

lock · 02-18-2004, 02:12 AM

i am after a cpu transplant lol

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Then that means I need the same, having 2 19'' CRT's is bad for my eyes, and I'm on them 20 hrs/day most of the time!

jDoG

19" crt's? Oh my god...you must be in heaven...mine is 8". And it shocks my testicle's everytime I hit refresh.

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lock
i am after a cpu transplant lol

I cannot believe you're laughing at my travesty. Your heart it black and cold.

Illicit · 02-18-2004, 02:14 AM

Dont Believe him !

He's going to go spend it on booze and hookers !

JDog · 02-18-2004, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

19" crt's? Oh my god...you must be in heaven...mine is 8". And it shocks my testicle's everytime I hit refresh.

Sweet post a pic of it!

jDoG

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
Dont Believe him !

He's going to go spend it on booze and hookers !

I already spent my money on booze and hookers...why do you think I'm hitting gfy up for a new monitor...fool.

CARRlE · 02-18-2004, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Chick, I ain't making fun of no one...if you want to make light of the very real situation I face that's fine...but for my dignity's sake. Take it elsewhere.

Gfy'ers. Who deserves your generosity?

Think of my eyes...my poor bleeding eyes...

Saw your post over in Jamdin's thread - good of ya.

-=HOAX=- · 02-18-2004, 02:22 AM

It truly was an honest mistake...I would never do such a thing. Its uncanny how precisely I can jam my foot in my mouth. Seriously...I've got quite a technique down.

Maximillion · 02-18-2004, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I hate for it to come to this...but here goes.

Over the last few months my life has become unbearable.

Each and every day I drag myslef to the computer hoping a new opportunity will present itself. I'm a hard working man, I do my best to make the best happen for me. But at every turn things go sour.

I have come to realize that a circumstance beyond my control is affecting my life in a very serious manner.

The internet looks so blurry and devoid of detail on this old innovision monitor. Its becoming more than I can handle.

I implore you. Help a fellow hardworking webmaster out. I'm in a tight spot and must ask for your help.

Donations for a monitor transplant can be made via paypal to [email protected] .

End my agony. Its for a good cause...I will work endlessly to pay all of you back as soon as the crisp, clean pixels of high definition ecstacy help my eyesight return to normal...Again I hate to ask this of you...but I am a desperate man.

Wow I feel like I just went back to the future and am reading what I felt in 2003.

Persistence is key man.

leonards · 02-23-2004, 09:54 PM

I'd need an invoice for the money

PiMpIn-4-LiFe · 02-23-2004, 10:04 PM

What is the deal with niggas asking for handouts on here. Hoax you been a memeber of this board since 2001 and all most 4000 post later and you cant aford a monitor? Its time to hang it up bro and start something new. You should start a post ford onations for a College fund for yourself so you can get that paper degree and go work that 9-5 bullshit to get that weekly check. Nigga suck it up be a man dont beg for money earn those g's fool......Word!

digifan · 02-23-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Then that means I need the same, having 2 19'' CRT's is bad for my eyes, and I'm on them 20 hrs/day most of the time!

jDoG

But you can avoid it and solve the problem of -=HOAX=- too just send him one of your monitors. See? Easy as 1-2-3.

Loki · 02-23-2004, 10:17 PM

Hope that helps.

I'd send real money, but my monitor has a friggan crank on the side and now i need surgery on my wrists from constantly winding it so that i can work.

-Loki-

02-18-2004, 01:44 AM	#1
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I beg you all...help me out. I hate for it to come to this...but here goes. Over the last few months my life has become unbearable. Each and every day I drag myslef to the computer hoping a new opportunity will present itself. I'm a hard working man, I do my best to make the best happen for me. But at every turn things go sour. I have come to realize that a circumstance beyond my control is affecting my life in a very serious manner. The internet looks so blurry and devoid of detail on this old innovision monitor. Its becoming more than I can handle. I implore you. Help a fellow hardworking webmaster out. I'm in a tight spot and must ask for your help. Donations for a monitor transplant can be made via paypal to [email protected] . End my agony. Its for a good cause...I will work endlessly to pay all of you back as soon as the crisp, clean pixels of high definition ecstacy help my eyesight return to normal...Again I hate to ask this of you...but I am a desperate man. __________________ Insert Value Here. Last edited by -=HOAX=-; 02-18-2004 at 01:53 AM..

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Unfortunately, this is very very real...my optomotrist says that if I don't get a new monitor soon...I may never be able to play video games again. Please everyone...find it in your heart to send me your spare digital change. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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PiMpIn-4-LiFe Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 157	What is the deal with niggas asking for handouts on here. Hoax you been a memeber of this board since 2001 and all most 4000 post later and you cant aford a monitor? Its time to hang it up bro and start something new. You should start a post ford onations for a College fund for yourself so you can get that paper degree and go work that 9-5 bullshit to get that weekly check. Nigga suck it up be a man dont beg for money earn those g's fool......Word!

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