I beg you all...help me out.
 

I hate for it to come to this...but here goes.


Over the last few months my life has become unbearable.

Each and every day I drag myslef to the computer hoping a new opportunity will present itself. I'm a hard working man, I do my best to make the best happen for me. But at every turn things go sour.


I have come to realize that a circumstance beyond my control is affecting my life in a very serious manner.


The internet looks so blurry and devoid of detail on this old innovision monitor. Its becoming more than I can handle.


I implore you. Help a fellow hardworking webmaster out. I'm in a tight spot and must ask for your help.

Donations for a monitor transplant can be made via paypal to [email protected] .

End my agony. Its for a good cause...I will work endlessly to pay all of you back as soon as the crisp, clean pixels of high definition ecstacy help my eyesight return to normal...Again I hate to ask this of you...but I am a desperate man.

someone hijack Hoax's nick?

Heather?

I hate the way my old monitor looks...everyone says, "Its natural, I like it that way." But I really feel that a new one would look so much better.

If I can muster the strength to do so ...I would post pics of my playing video games on the new monitor as often as possible.

sent :thumbsup

I understand what you're going through!
I was going to use this money to buy something for my girlfriends birthday but I think she will understand..

:rasta

Shit...retract it and resend...I just realized I mispelled the paypal addy above...

Its [email protected]

Bless your soul kind sir...the world woulddo better to have more of you around...

Is this real? Or did somebody hi-jack hoax nick?

jDoG

Unfortunately my friend it is for real...even as I write this my eyes bleed and my brain burns from the horribly outdated machinery that blasts my face with electromagnetic radiation...anything you can spare will help...seriously.

I think this is a -=HOAX=-!

Unfortunately, this is very very real...my optomotrist says that if I don't get a new monitor soon...I may never be able to play video games again.


Please everyone...find it in your heart to send me your spare digital change.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Would've been funny had it been asking for breasts so you could never leave the house again... making fun of Jamdin's *real* situation ain't cool.

Hoax, I cross posted for you in my donation thread.. hope you get some other views =)

Then that means I need the same, having 2 19'' CRT's is bad for my eyes, and I'm on them 20 hrs/day most of the time!

jDoG

Chick, I ain't making fun of no one...if you want to make light of the very real situation I face that's fine...but for my dignity's sake. Take it elsewhere.

Gfy'ers. Who deserves your generosity?


Think of my eyes...my poor bleeding eyes...

i am after a cpu transplant lol

19" crt's? Oh my god...you must be in heaven...mine is 8". And it shocks my testicle's everytime I hit refresh.

I cannot believe you're laughing at my travesty. Your heart it black and cold.

Dont Believe him !

He's going to go spend it on booze and hookers !

Sweet post a pic of it! :Graucho

jDoG

I already spent my money on booze and hookers...why do you think I'm hitting gfy up for a new monitor...fool.

Saw your post over in Jamdin's thread - good of ya. :thumbsup :thumbsup

It truly was an honest mistake...I would never do such a thing. Its uncanny how precisely I can jam my foot in my mouth. Seriously...I've got quite a technique down.

Wow I feel like I just went back to the future and am reading what I felt in 2003.

Persistence is key man.

I'd need an invoice for the money :)

What is the deal with niggas asking for handouts on here. Hoax you been a memeber of this board since 2001 and all most 4000 post later and you cant aford a monitor? Its time to hang it up bro and start something new. You should start a post ford onations for a College fund for yourself so you can get that paper degree and go work that 9-5 bullshit to get that weekly check. Nigga suck it up be a man dont beg for money earn those g's fool......Word!

But you can avoid it and solve the problem of -=HOAX=- too just send him one of your monitors. See? Easy as 1-2-3.

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Hope that helps.



I'd send real money, but my monitor has a friggan crank on the side and now i need surgery on my wrists from constantly winding it so that i can work.


-Loki-