What's a nubian? - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Xtremepay · 02-22-2004, 11:57 PM

Star Wars...
nubian is a being I THINK

MattO · 02-22-2004, 11:57 PM

Someone who lives in Nubia.

digifan · 02-22-2004, 11:58 PM

My vote goes for #2 also.

69pornlinks · 02-22-2004, 11:58 PM

21st century www.google.com try it sometime

CyberTraffic · 02-22-2004, 11:59 PM

Lazy bastards

Trixie Racer · 02-23-2004, 12:00 AM

black, african-american, ebony, ...

MattO · 02-23-2004, 12:00 AM

Nubia is located in the area between the first and sixth cataracts of the Nile, belonging partly to Egypt and Sudan, but the bulk is located in Sudan. Also known as the land of Kush, and deemed by some Greeks to be "The land of the Burnt Faces' Nubia was a respected kingdom. The Kingdom of Nubia flourished for 5,000 years, outlasting Rome, Greece, and Egypt. Nubia conquered Egypt in the late 8th century (The 700's) and ruled for almost a hundred years.

Nubia often influenced and was influenced by Egypt, ending and beginning phases in each others histories.

The Nubian Kingdom often moved up and down the Nile, depending on how successful or dismal their kingdom was. Sadly, the Nubian kingdom was destroyed when the Axum (From Ethiopia) invaded in 350 A.D.

Rictor · 02-23-2004, 12:00 AM

No one appreciates a good Chasing Amy quote.

digifan · 02-23-2004, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
No one appreciates a good Chasing Amy quote.

Ah.. sorry

Rictor · 02-23-2004, 12:05 AM

We're at a panel discussion. The room is full. Five creators sit at a long table, their names on placards in front of them. (One of them is a very striking Girl.) The banner behind them reads `WORDS UP - MINORITY VOICES IN COMICS'.

HOOPER: (holds up comic)
Now my book, `White-Hating Coon', doesn't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant of the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mother fuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to, `Cause I'm here to tell you - the chickens are comin' home to roost, ya'll: the black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and Sci-Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real, and we're gonna get respect - by any means necessary!

During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up front.

HOLDEN: (calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon!

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of the comment

HOOPER:
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN: (standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER:
Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom ******! Always some white boy gotta invoke `the holy trilogy'! Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY:
What's a Nubian?

HOOPER:
Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!

BANKY:
Intergalactic Civil War?

HOOPER:
Gentrification! They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote `safe' for white folks.

HOLDEN:
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.

HOOPER:
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!

BANKY:
Well isn't that true?

MattO · 02-23-2004, 12:07 AM

That's funny, I was an extra in that movie and I didn't catch it... heheh

Rictor · 02-23-2004, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
That's funny, I was an extra in that movie and I didn't catch it... heheh

Cause yer a dummy, dummy.

I gotta quit watching Sanford and Son reruns...I've been calling everyone dummies lately.

psyko514 · 02-23-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
No one appreciates a good Chasing Amy quote.

Shut the fuck up.

I can't believe no one caught that because it's the first thing that came to find.

"And then Black Beauty decided to do some mounting of his own..."

The first half hour of that movie kicked ass.

psyko514 · 02-23-2004, 12:25 AM

BLACK RAGE!!!!!! BLACK RAGE!!!!!! I'll kill any white fols I lay my motherfucking eyes on!!!

Rictor · 02-23-2004, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
BLACK RAGE!!!!!! BLACK RAGE!!!!!! I'll kill any white fols I lay my motherfucking eyes on!!!

That's what I yell out at church.

bhutocracy · 02-23-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
We're at a panel discussion. The room is full. Five creators sit at a long table, their names on placards in front of them. (One of them is a very striking Girl.) The banner behind them reads `WORDS UP - MINORITY VOICES IN COMICS'.

HOOPER: (holds up comic)
Now my book, `White-Hating Coon', doesn't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant of the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mother fuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to, `Cause I'm here to tell you - the chickens are comin' home to roost, ya'll: the black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and Sci-Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real, and we're gonna get respect - by any means necessary!

During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up front.

HOLDEN: (calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon!

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of the comment

HOOPER:
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN: (standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER:
Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom ******! Always some white boy gotta invoke `the holy trilogy'! Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY:
What's a Nubian?

HOOPER:
Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!

BANKY:
Intergalactic Civil War?

HOOPER:
Gentrification! They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote `safe' for white folks.

HOLDEN:
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.

HOOPER:
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!

BANKY:
Well isn't that true?

haha I love that movie.

psyko514 · 02-23-2004, 12:35 AM

hooper - archie and jughead were lovers.
banky - shut the fuck up.
hooper - it's true. archie was the bitch and jughead was the butch - that's why Jughead wears that crown-like hat all the time... he's the king of queen Archie' world.

(...)

banky - I am going to prove to you beyond the shadow of a doubt that Archie was all about pussy.

(...)

banky - you?re insane. archie is not fucking mister weatherbee!

rounders · 02-23-2004, 01:39 AM

nobies

sexsup · 02-23-2004, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Nubia is located in the area between the first and sixth cataracts of the Nile, belonging partly to Egypt and Sudan, but the bulk is located in Sudan. Also known as the land of Kush, and deemed by some Greeks to be "The land of the Burnt Faces' Nubia was a respected kingdom. The Kingdom of Nubia flourished for 5,000 years, outlasting Rome, Greece, and Egypt. Nubia conquered Egypt in the late 8th century (The 700's) and ruled for almost a hundred years.

Nubia often influenced and was influenced by Egypt, ending and beginning phases in each others histories.

The Nubian Kingdom often moved up and down the Nile, depending on how successful or dismal their kingdom was. Sadly, the Nubian kingdom was destroyed when the Axum (From Ethiopia) invaded in 350 A.D.

I've learned something today

MadCap · 02-23-2004, 01:52 AM

A fine black bitch

Marcus Aurelius · 02-23-2004, 03:29 AM

"Whats a nubian....Bitch you almost made me laugh"

NAT X

V_RocKs · 02-23-2004, 03:30 AM

Another post closer....

lagwagon · 02-23-2004, 05:31 AM

man jason lee is funny as shit.

Basic_man · 02-23-2004, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Someone who lives in Nubia.

I see you're the wise one

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:38 AM

LaMont, you big Dummy! LOL

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

Cause yer a dummy, dummy.

I gotta quit watching Sanford and Son reruns...I've been calling everyone dummies lately.

bhutocracy · 02-23-2004, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
man jason lee is funny as shit.

yep I can't believe he hasn't had a real lead role yet.

hova · 02-23-2004, 05:46 AM

Wasn't Brand Nubian a music group?

bhutocracy · 02-23-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

yep I can't believe he hasn't had a real lead role yet.

and by that I DON'T mean "stealing harvard"

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