Epic Cash stats fucked up again? - GoFuckYourself.com

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:07 AM

I'm looking at some weird numbers on the mail program.... another glitch? Last time everything went back to normal and I think I didnt lose any sales, what's up today?

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:15 AM

please relax will you? you cant contact us directly instead of posting here?

as you said before you got everything back, it was a db error...

just hold tight before you freak out over a few bucks

dirtysouth · 02-20-2004, 09:15 AM

I asked specific questions about the mailer stats and was ignored by p1mpdogg. Pulled all the remote boxes last night.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
I asked specific questions about the mailer stats and was ignored by p1mpdogg. Pulled all the remote boxes last night.

I didnt ignore you...

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:18 AM

Hmmm....seems they have alot of "glitches". Need better testing and quality control before they go live with things?

Juicy D. Links · 02-20-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

I didnt ignore you...

Yes you did you didnt even say hi to me in VEgas

bigdog · 02-20-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
I asked specific questions about the mailer stats and was ignored by p1mpdogg. Pulled all the remote boxes last night.

how are the remote boxes doing for you?

- Jesus Christ - · 02-20-2004, 09:22 AM

IMO you need new affilate stats software... if its custom it was coded shitty and if not I'd like to knoe what POS affiliate software that is.

Shit is ALWAYS slow and somtimes I lose hits and somtimes I gain hits to sites I have never had a link up to.

And I'm not a technical retard... Its very possible to do what your stats section does without having database sync problems or the slow speeds.

EDIT: changed the word "your" too "new" becasue I cant fucking type.

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
please relax will you? you cant contact us directly instead of posting here?

as you said before you got everything back, it was a db error...

just hold tight before you freak out over a few bucks

Who's freaking out? I'm asking other webmasters if they see fucked up stats again. I'm doing that for 2 reasons:

- Make sure it really is a problem in the stats, and not just me.
- Warn them about the problem.

Then I would contact EC about it, only IF it was a problem with the stats AND I didnt get my sales back like I did last time. But since you guys read this board anyway, I dont even have to do that.

You use GFY to make money, so take the heat and dont YOU freak out. And please tell me what's up with the stats, that's all I wanted to know. Tell me it's a glitch and I wont freak out, I never called you a shaver.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:24 AM

its gonna be easier to just say our shaver is fucked up and we are working on fixing it.. so take that as the excuse and pull your links asap.

little fucking kids.

i guess things work 100% of the time when you modify programs to upgrade how things work... everyone is perfect and nothing ever goes wrong...

I must not be on planet earth today where problems do not exist.

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by bigdog

how are the remote boxes doing for you?

Doing great here.

dirtysouth · 02-20-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by bigdog

how are the remote boxes doing for you?

Poor. But that doesn't mean it's a bad program. WEG and FEB do well for me so I figured epicmail would do well also.

And the question I asked was how can I have UNIQUES in my mailer stats when I ONLY use remote boxes? On top of that I only promote 4 niches with the remote boxes. Those 4 niches are the only hits I show in the stats. The second 1/2 of the question was "Is a unique hit an unverified email?"

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

Who's freaking out? I'm asking other webmasters if they see fucked up stats again. I'm doing that for 2 reasons:

- Make sure it really is a problem in the stats, and not just me.
- Warn them about the problem.

Then I would contact EC about it, only IF it was a problem with the stats AND I didnt get my sales back like I did last time. But since you guys read this board anyway, I dont even have to do that.

You use GFY to make money, so take the heat and dont YOU freak out. And please tell me what's up with the stats, that's all I wanted to know. Tell me it's a glitch and I wont freak out, I never called you a shaver.

I am not freaking out lol

we are shaving as i said and its broke atm.. deal with it.

thats the answer you are looking for isnt it?

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
its gonna be easier to just say our shaver is fucked up and we are working on fixing it.. so take that as the excuse and pull your links asap.

little fucking kids.

i guess things work 100% of the time when you modify programs to upgrade how things work... everyone is perfect and nothing ever goes wrong...

I must not be on planet earth today where problems do not exist.

Well, when most companies make changes to an application..especially critical applications...they heavily test the changes before releasing them.

Did you miss this in application development 101?

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

Doing great here.

someone honest?

fuck!

tell the truth!

Dveron · 02-20-2004, 09:27 AM

Please, It's Just a Glitch

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

Well, when most companies make changes to an application..especially critical applications...they heavily test the changes before releasing them.

Did you miss this in application development 101?

matter of fact I barely know html.. so yea i slept through programming school.

dirtysouth · 02-20-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
its gonna be easier to just say our shaver is fucked up and we are working on fixing it.. so take that as the excuse and pull your links asap.

little fucking kids.

i guess things work 100% of the time when you modify programs to upgrade how things work... everyone is perfect and nothing ever goes wrong...

I must not be on planet earth today where problems do not exist.

Stat problems are not the only reason they were pulled. You sure are hostile with the people that pay your rent.

"little fucking kids"? Yeah I have 3 of them.

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

I am not freaking out lol

we are shaving as i said and its broke atm.. deal with it.

thats the answer you are looking for isnt it?

The only answer I want is:

Yes the problems is with the stats. We're working on it and it will go back to normal.

I dont give a fuck if you shave, when your mail program works I make money, and I have bigger plans for it. But, IT HAS TO WORK.

If you told me the stats were ok I would have to look at my sites, my traffic, my html, etc... I know you dont need my $100 daily bucks, but there's a lot of people reading, you may lose more than that by acting stupid.

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

matter of fact I barely know html.. so yea i slept through programming school.

Well, if you are so big like you say..you should have some good programmers...but seems like they aren't too good if they don't even know you should test applications before hand.

I always laugh when people say errors happen sometimes. Yes, they do...but if they keep happening, it shows there ignorance and they don't do good quality control.

I know you will be a smart ass back...and I really could give a shit about your program. But facts are facts...and quite simple to see things don't run well at your company.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

The only answer I want is:

Yes the problems is with the stats. We're working on it and it will go back to normal.

I dont give a fuck if you shave, when your mail program works I make money, and I have bigger plans for it. But, IT HAS TO WORK.

If you told me the stats were ok I would have to look at my sites, my traffic, my html, etc... I know you dont need my $100 daily bucks, but there's a lot of people reading, you may lose more than that by acting stupid.

acting stupid is what makes me money. I wouldnt be where I am today if I wasnt 'stupid'

and I am a bit grumpy this morning as I have just woke up to see some little kid crying about a stats problem and he cant just ask us directly, instead i have to sit here on gfy support forum and answer every accusation question and complaints and insult...

fun fun fun

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

someone honest?

fuck!

tell the truth!

Here's the truth:

Now you see it makes money when it's working, make it work again and give me back my money (like you did last time).

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

acting stupid is what makes me money. I wouldnt be where I am today if I wasnt 'stupid'

and I am a bit grumpy this morning as I have just woke up to see some little kid crying about a stats problem and he cant just ask us directly, instead i have to sit here on gfy support forum and answer every accusation question and complaints and insult...

fun fun fun

So sad that you have to take care of your webmasters when your program is fucked up because of how your business is run.

I feel for you.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

Well, if you are so big like you say..you should have some good programmers...but seems like they aren't too good if they don't even know you should test applications before hand.

I always laugh when people say errors happen sometimes. Yes, they do...but if they keep happening, it shows there ignorance and they don't do good quality control.

I know you will be a smart ass back...and I really could give a shit about your program. But facts are facts...and quite simple to see things don't run well at your company.

well thank you for your imput, we do just fine though. We have one of the best programmers in the business.. send your traffic elswhere if that makes you feel more comfortable with yourself.

paying out 400k a month isnt a simple task, you should try it.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

So sad that you have to take care of your webmasters when your program is fucked up because of how your business is run.

I feel for you.

thanks, send me some flowers.
dipshit.

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

well thank you for your imput, we do just fine though. We have one of the best programmers in the business.. send your traffic elswhere if that makes you feel more comfortable with yourself.

paying out 400k a month isnt a simple task, you should try it.

Other programs don't seem to constantly have problems. Big programs, too.

I have worked with some great programmers. Even the best make mistakes, and this is why things are tested before hand. It as a simple as you a missing step in your development cycle.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

Other programs don't seem to constantly have problems. Big programs, too.

I have worked with some great programmers. Even the best make mistakes, and this is why things are tested before hand. It as a simple as you a missing step in your development cycle.

constantly you stupid fuck?

this is 2 times with the a new program.. nothing todo with our paysites....

we fixed it last time we will fix it again and again and again if we have too. nobody lost shit last time, what makes you think they are now?

god damn you are a moron

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

acting stupid is what makes me money. I wouldnt be where I am today if I wasnt 'stupid'

and I am a bit grumpy this morning as I have just woke up to see some little kid crying about a stats problem and he cant just ask us directly, instead i have to sit here on gfy support forum and answer every accusation question and complaints and insult...

fun fun fun

Just because you can act stupid and make money, doesnt mean you woulnd make money (more?) acting smart. But you already know that.

It's easier to ask on GFY, and I was asking other webmasters, NOT YOU. That's why this is a webmaster board. I signed up because of GFY, like many others did (you posted the numbers). Now you cant expect us not to talk about it here. You're the one looking like a little kid here. Get over it.

And please quote my "accusation" and my "insult".

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

Just because you can act stupid and make money, doesnt mean you woulnd make money (more?) acting smart. But you already know that.

It's easier to ask on GFY, and I was asking other webmasters, NOT YOU. That's why this is a webmaster board. I signed up because of GFY, like many others did (you posted the numbers). Now you cant expect us not to talk about it here. You're the one looking like a little kid here. Get over it.

And please quote my "accusation" and my "insult".

it was a general reply to everyone in the thread

Alex From San Diego · 02-20-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

well thank you for your imput, we do just fine though. We have one of the best programmers in the business.. send your traffic elswhere if that makes you feel more comfortable with yourself.

paying out 400k a month isnt a simple task, you should try it.

Nah...we have the best programmer Pimple ass or whatever you go by....lol

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by Alex From San Diego

Nah...we have the best programmer Pimple ass or whatever you go by....lol

eat a dick

learn how to pay persignup before you spout off at the mouth kiddo

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

constantly you stupid fuck?

this is 2 times with the a new program.. nothing todo with our paysites....

we fixed it last time we will fix it again and again and again if we have too. nobody lost shit last time, what makes you think they are now?

god damn you are a moron

LOL! I am the moron. That is a good one. You rely heavily on your affiliate appilication. 2 errors within the matters of weeks is a big deal for a critical application. I have worked as a software consultant for quite a few years...if I released a critical application to a company that was buggy, I would have been fucked. This is why you spend the little extra time testing. Quite simple, but unfortunately many miss this vitital step.

Who cares if people still got what they want, it still looks bad upon your business because you released a buggy application without proper testing.

I know you will have another smart ass remark. That is the way you work. But I know you are understanding what I am saying and will probably test further before releasing new changes next time.

SpeakEasy · 02-20-2004, 09:49 AM

I love these threads.....

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

LOL! I am the moron. That is a good one. You rely heavily on your affiliate appilication. 2 errors within the matters of weeks is a big deal for a critical application. I have worked as a software consultant for quite a few years...if I released a critical application to a company that was buggy, I would have been fucked. This is why you spend the little extra time testing. Quite simple, but unfortunately many miss this vitital step.

Who cares if people still got what they want, it still looks bad upon your business because you released a buggy application without proper testing.

I know you will have another smart ass remark. That is the way you work. But I know you are understanding what I am saying and will probably test further before releasing new changes next time.

wow you are a smart man!

microsoft doesnt release shit to early without bugs?

and look at them...

myjah · 02-20-2004, 09:52 AM

I don't know what everyone is bitching about. You can always reach P1mpdogg on ICQ and he always responds back. My stats are down too and I sent him a message and when he got it he replied this morning.

The last time stats went down, they came back better than before. Who can complain about that? It is a new program and with that comes lots of changes. It's perfectly normal to question whats going on. But then you should realize that every new thing has its quirks and needs some ironing out.

I have been converting at 1:2 with the mailer program - in case you didn't catch that i said 1:2. That's phenomenal. Best I've ever converted with any program. So I'm not going anywhere. And when (or should i say IF) I have a problem I'll take it up with p1mpdogg directly.

Epiccash Rocks!

malakajoe · 02-20-2004, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

wow you are a smart man!

microsoft doesnt release shit to early without bugs?

and look at them...

Shows your ignorance.

Microsoft sells an application they want people to keep buying. They always want people to want more so they buy more. And there applications have to run on so many different hardware scenarios...a little different scenario than your application.

Your application is not for sell. It is a business critical application. If Amazon had buggy applications running there site, would they suffer greatly? You bet...would they rebound quickly, yes. But they would suffer for a bit.

If you can't see the difference between Windows and your application, I will not take your "I'm Dumb" comments as a joke reply anymore.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

Shows your ignorance.

Microsoft sells an application they want people to keep buying. They always want people to want more so they buy more. And there applications have to run on so many different hardware scenarios...a little different scenario than your application.

Your application is not for sell. It is a business critical application. If Amazon had buggy applications running there site, would they suffer greatly? You bet...would they rebound quickly, yes. But they would suffer for a bit.

If you can't see the difference between Windows and your application, I will not take your "I'm Dumb" comments as a joke reply anymore.

ouch

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jimmyf · 02-20-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
please relax will you? you cant contact us directly instead of posting here?

as you said before you got everything back, it was a db error...

just hold tight before you freak out over a few bucks

last time I didn't get every thing back!!! didn't say any thing because it was just 2 or 3 sign ups

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf

last time I didn't get every thing back!!! didn't say any thing because it was just 2 or 3 sign ups

as the explination stated before and as myjah stated

some lost sales some gained sales due to the error

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

some lost sales some gained sales due to the error

So... you're telling me I should remove my links until it's working again or I might be losing sales?...

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

So... you're telling me I should remove my links until it's working again or I might be losing sales?...

yep we are shaving.

myjah · 02-20-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

yep we are shaving.

lol

jimmyf · 02-20-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

yep we are shaving.

don't shave me so much K

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf

don't shave me so much K

XxXotic · 02-20-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe

Other programs don't seem to constantly have problems. Big programs, too.

I have worked with some great programmers. Even the best make mistakes, and this is why things are tested before hand. It as a simple as you a missing step in your development cycle.

what planet are you on that no other programs have problems? IT's as simple as you not having a clue most likely, that's what the real issue is.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
what planet are you on that no other programs have problems? IT's as simple as you not having a clue most likely, that's what the real issue is.

thank you

Tuga · 02-20-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

yep we are shaving.

Ok, removing links. I'll be watching the stats to see if I get my sales back.

Brad Xtremepay · 02-20-2004, 10:16 AM

p1mpdogg,

Please look into my account. I think you guys turned the shaver off. I am making WAAAYYYY too much money with your program.

Please advise.

p1mpdogg · 02-20-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
p1mpdogg,

Please look into my account. I think you guys turned the shaver off. I am making WAAAYYYY too much money with your program.

Please advise.

we are giving you Tuga's sales!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

02-20-2004, 09:07 AM	#1
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	Epic Cash stats fucked up again? I'm looking at some weird numbers on the mail program.... another glitch? Last time everything went back to normal and I think I didnt lose any sales, what's up today? __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	please relax will you? you cant contact us directly instead of posting here? as you said before you got everything back, it was a db error... just hold tight before you freak out over a few bucks __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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dirtysouth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mobtown Posts: 2,613	I asked specific questions about the mailer stats and was ignored by p1mpdogg. Pulled all the remote boxes last night. __________________ no sig

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	its gonna be easier to just say our shaver is fucked up and we are working on fixing it.. so take that as the excuse and pull your links asap. little fucking kids. i guess things work 100% of the time when you modify programs to upgrade how things work... everyone is perfect and nothing ever goes wrong... I must not be on planet earth today where problems do not exist. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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02-20-2004, 09:52 AM	#35
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	I don't know what everyone is bitching about. You can always reach P1mpdogg on ICQ and he always responds back. My stats are down too and I sent him a message and when he got it he replied this morning. The last time stats went down, they came back better than before. Who can complain about that? It is a new program and with that comes lots of changes. It's perfectly normal to question whats going on. But then you should realize that every new thing has its quirks and needs some ironing out. I have been converting at 1:2 with the mailer program - in case you didn't catch that i said 1:2. That's phenomenal. Best I've ever converted with any program. So I'm not going anywhere. And when (or should i say IF) I have a problem I'll take it up with p1mpdogg directly. Epiccash Rocks! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

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02-20-2004, 10:16 AM	#49
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000	p1mpdogg, Please look into my account. I think you guys turned the shaver off. I am making WAAAYYYY too much money with your program. Please advise.