Who wants to buy their own island? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 02-22-2004, 01:54 PM

for a measly $200k you can have your very own island.

http://www.canada.com/calgary/story....D-E3C0B8AB15CA

i dont think anyone is Newfoundland has money to afford this so someone should snatch this up.

i would make the island into an ape land and have apes running their own island! have a giant hot tub so they can survive in winter.

what would you do if you owned this fine piece of land just off the coast of Canadas laziest province?

detoxed · 02-22-2004, 01:56 PM

I'm going to buy it then secede from Canada. That island will immediately go up in value by thousands of percent.

Why · 02-22-2004, 01:56 PM

a couple years ago i was really hot on buying my own island, someone asked me what the fuck i would do there.

the real question is, what the fuck WOULDNT you do there?

thats a bit too far north for me.

greentea · 02-22-2004, 01:57 PM

I would cultivate crops on that island, PURE THC..

MetaMan · 02-22-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
I would cultivate crops on that island, PURE THC..

the trained monkeys could grow it for you!

klik · 02-22-2004, 01:58 PM

http://www.vladi.de

Oracle Porn · 02-22-2004, 01:58 PM

Can you have your own government and shit? Your own laws and stuff like that?

body · 02-22-2004, 01:58 PM

don't need an island, need chicks

greentea · 02-22-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

the trained monkeys could grow it for you!

Very True!

BTW, did you know?

Monkeys can be trained to self medicate so that they do not have to be squeezed in a cage and injected.

MetaMan · 02-22-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Can you have your own government and shit? Your own laws and stuff like that?

its by canadian laws but if u were to allow politicians to bring over their hookers something could b worked out.

racer · 02-22-2004, 02:34 PM

Want to buy your own island?
Than stop doing monkey jobs!!!
Let us do it for you!!

If you have boring monkey job to do contact me and I'll find you a human monkey

Ironhorse · 02-22-2004, 02:56 PM

http://www.privateislandsonline.com

myjah · 02-22-2004, 03:02 PM

i can't believe none of you have snatched this up yet

Lykos · 02-22-2004, 03:35 PM

Hmm

Maybe one nice day

fuelcell · 02-22-2004, 03:36 PM

Thanks. Just bought it.

axelcat · 02-22-2004, 03:38 PM

I already have one but never use it

Basic_man · 02-22-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
I would cultivate crops on that island, PURE THC..

Yeah right !!! More QUEBEC GOLD weed !!

Trax · 02-22-2004, 03:40 PM

always wanted my own island

Xenophage · 02-22-2004, 04:27 PM

me too

wyldblyss · 02-22-2004, 04:59 PM

My parents owned a nice little island on the west arm of Lake Nippising. There were two buildings on the site, one was the main house that was built as a hunting lodge for a corporation to bring clients to, the other was smaller. Fishing was amazing there and life was easy. I have a lot of good memories of my time spent there in the summers.

Goatse · 02-22-2004, 07:59 PM

It's a nice thought, but it's bloody impractical.

WebDork · 02-22-2004, 08:04 PM

Im saving all my money to get me one of those plots on Mars.

WebDork · 02-22-2004, 08:45 PM

Im saving all my money to get me one of those plots on Mars.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Who wants to buy their own island? for a measly $200k you can have your very own island. http://www.canada.com/calgary/story....D-E3C0B8AB15CA i dont think anyone is Newfoundland has money to afford this so someone should snatch this up. i would make the island into an ape land and have apes running their own island! have a giant hot tub so they can survive in winter. what would you do if you owned this fine piece of land just off the coast of Canadas laziest province?

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I'm going to buy it then secede from Canada. That island will immediately go up in value by thousands of percent.

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	My parents owned a nice little island on the west arm of Lake Nippising. There were two buildings on the site, one was the main house that was built as a hunting lodge for a corporation to bring clients to, the other was smaller. Fishing was amazing there and life was easy. I have a lot of good memories of my time spent there in the summers.

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