U. S. Gov't Signs....Funny shit - GoFuckYourself.com

Rich · 02-20-2004, 04:45 PM

fucked up the html, give me 2 minutes

twistyneck · 02-20-2004, 04:46 PM

Nice post.

jaYMan · 02-20-2004, 04:46 PM

welp, that obviously didnt work ;)

KMR Stitch · 02-20-2004, 04:51 PM

You COMMY BASTARD! oh whoops no pix..

Rich · 02-20-2004, 04:56 PM

Damn board, you can't have more than a couple images per post. Anyway this is god damn funny.

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

Rich · 02-20-2004, 04:59 PM

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Rich · 02-20-2004, 05:00 PM

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

Rich · 02-20-2004, 05:02 PM

Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

I didn't write the descriptions BTW, I just found the whole thing hilarious and figured some of you may agree. I can't believe this is a serious government website.

twistyneck · 02-20-2004, 05:04 PM

You fucked up your link. You need remedial HTML. Anyway, here it is. http://www.ready.gov

Rich · 02-20-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
You fucked up your link. You need remedial HTML. Anyway, here it is. http://www.ready.gov

Didn't know if I should link directly to a .gov site, I figured most people could remove the period.

sumphatpimp · 02-20-2004, 05:08 PM

your tax dollars. pissed away again.

Project-Shadow · 02-20-2004, 05:22 PM

hehehe, this is fucking OOOOOOOld but still its class =D

02-20-2004, 04:45 PM	#1
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	U. S. Gov't Signs....Funny shit fucked up the html, give me 2 minutes

02-20-2004, 04:46 PM	#3
jaYMan peace&profit, Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 4,885	welp, that obviously didnt work ;) __________________ peace&profit, jaYMan

02-20-2004, 04:46 PM	#2
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Nice post.

02-20-2004, 04:51 PM	#4
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	You COMMY BASTARD! oh whoops no pix..

02-20-2004, 04:56 PM	#5
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Damn board, you can't have more than a couple images per post. Anyway this is god damn funny. The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations. Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it. If you have set yourself on fire, do not run If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

02-20-2004, 04:59 PM	#6
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away. If a door is closed, karate chop it open. If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

02-20-2004, 05:00 PM	#7
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head. If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop. If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

02-20-2004, 05:02 PM	#8
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood. A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation. I didn't write the descriptions BTW, I just found the whole thing hilarious and figured some of you may agree. I can't believe this is a serious government website.

02-20-2004, 05:04 PM	#9
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	You fucked up your link. You need remedial HTML. Anyway, here it is. http://www.ready.gov

02-20-2004, 05:08 PM	#11
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	your tax dollars. pissed away again.

02-20-2004, 05:22 PM	#12
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	hehehe, this is fucking OOOOOOOld but still its class =D