U. S. Gov't Signs....Funny shit
 

fucked up the html, give me 2 minutes

Nice post.

welp, that obviously didnt work ;)

You COMMY BASTARD! oh whoops no pix..

Damn board, you can't have more than a couple images per post. Anyway this is god damn funny.


The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.



http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_area.gif

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_dont_run.gif

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_shout.gif

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_open_door.gif

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance.gif

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_cover_nose.gif

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_closed_door.gif

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_time.gif

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile


http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building.gif

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_resp.gif

If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.


http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_dust.gif

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_wire.gif

Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_shield.gif

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.



I didn't write the descriptions BTW, I just found the whole thing hilarious and figured some of you may agree. I can't believe this is a serious government website.

You fucked up your link. You need remedial HTML. Anyway, here it is. http://www.ready.gov

Didn't know if I should link directly to a .gov site, I figured most people could remove the period.

your tax dollars. pissed away again.

hehehe, this is fucking OOOOOOOld but still its class =D