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Tala · 02-19-2004, 11:44 PM

causes me to post shit like this.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM.....

Can you cry under water?

When young, we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk."

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we got wise enough to put
wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just 2 people for President and 50 for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

IPK · 02-19-2004, 11:45 PM

DirtyDanza · 02-19-2004, 11:48 PM

you like steven wright huh? I just saw him the other day and he did all of those......

twistyneck · 02-19-2004, 11:48 PM

I bet you forward this stuff to everyone in your address book.

Tala · 02-19-2004, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
I bet you forward this stuff to everyone in your address book.

No, actually, I didn't get this from an email.

Anything else you'd like to say?

Number1Thumb · 02-20-2004, 12:08 AM

those surely did not come off the top of your head

digifan · 02-20-2004, 12:14 AM

fatal attraction · 02-20-2004, 12:15 AM

I thought they where cute! At least, I have something positive to say!!!!! BTW, how you doing Tala ?

twistyneck · 02-20-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
No, actually, I didn't get this from an email.

Anything else you'd like to say?

Am I supposed to feel own3d?

Vitasoy · 02-20-2004, 12:25 AM

Some, were great

venturi · 02-20-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

That one is my personal favorite!

02-19-2004, 11:44 PM	#1
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	My own mental instability causes me to post shit like this. THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM..... Can you cry under water? When young, we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk." How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we got wise enough to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just 2 people for President and 50 for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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