Have you ever kept a "booty log" - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 02-19-2004, 01:32 AM

So...This year I decided to keep a log of the name of every girl I hook up with along with the date, number of times, and the kind of sexual acts involved.

I am currious to see how it looks at the end of the year. We are just over a month and a half into this year and I have been keeping the records dead on.....

Zero's across the board. It sucks being a virgin.

Any of you ever do this and if so.....How did it all stack up at the end of the year?

boneprone · 02-19-2004, 01:34 AM

I keep a log of all the bitches Ive jerked too.

It gets pretty logged by the end of the year.

I like to review the race of the bitches I jerk to over the years..

Not one gook last year..

Its a shame.

boneprone · 02-19-2004, 01:35 AM

6 negros...

I think 5 of them were mixed...

boneprone · 02-19-2004, 01:37 AM

2004, Im going to try to double my Negro count, and include at least 2 gooks...

I need to be more culture-ly diverse....

Brad Xtremepay · 02-19-2004, 01:37 AM

Haha that is a totally new concept to me. Never would think of doing something like that.
Not like it would have any value- a blank calendar from the year before isn't worth much to the next guy.

media · 02-19-2004, 01:42 AM

I've only had sex with 8 girls.. but one of them I'm happily married to now and have been with for over 7 years.

rip raster · 02-19-2004, 01:42 AM

I did that last year, and now I'm thinking that I really need to stay away from trannies and midgets

Rip

Peter Romero · 02-19-2004, 01:44 AM

Zero? Right... slut.

JulianSosa · 02-19-2004, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
I've only had sex with 8 girls.. but one of them I'm happily married to now and have been with for over 7 years.

Smart man

Brujah · 02-19-2004, 02:12 AM

Yeah, I kept a log.. when I was 16.

natkejs · 02-19-2004, 03:04 AM

if I don't remember em it's probably for a good reason... best not to keep any logs of it, might bring back horrible memories.

Diabolical Cord · 02-19-2004, 03:20 AM

Knowing my luck, someone special to me will somehow find the log.

AaronM · 02-19-2004, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Zero? Right... slut.

Shhhhhh.

Peaches · 02-19-2004, 09:39 AM

Females have been doing this for centuries - we call it a "diary".

JFK · 02-19-2004, 09:41 AM

Only in my mind.........Then one day I mixed up my left from my right and the count was not accurate

chupachups · 02-19-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
6 negros...

hmmm..

BVF · 02-19-2004, 09:45 AM

I did until my now ex-wife found the list. Now I've lost count and there isn't any way in hell I would be able to remember them all

KRL · 02-19-2004, 09:49 AM

Its a good idea to keep a record of everyone you've had sex with in case you ever catch an STD.

Head · 02-19-2004, 09:55 AM

Just way too many women! Till now i've been single all my life!! But it's fun to try to remember all the women.
Impossible!

MattO · 02-19-2004, 10:09 AM

I tossed out my log when I got married.

ytcracker · 02-19-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
I tossed out my log when I got married.

amen

great minds think alike

myjah · 02-19-2004, 10:26 AM

in highschool i kept a list of all the boys i kissed

TheEnforcer · 02-19-2004, 10:28 AM

Nope, can't say I have. probably would have kept me out of trouble a few times so as I could remember the names of all the women I slept with before I got married!!

TheEnforcer · 02-19-2004, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Females have been doing this for centuries - we call it a "diary".

ROFLMAO!

Ross · 02-19-2004, 10:56 AM

I don't need to do that........

Ok in truth I can't, if my girlfriend seen it she'd kill me

lurking · 02-19-2004, 10:58 AM

keep in mind, you must exclude all paid sex.

Tofu · 02-19-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Its a good idea to keep a record of everyone you've had sex with in case you ever catch an STD.

Are you gonna call up these broads and investigate? What if you suspect the wrong chick?

sickkittens · 02-19-2004, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I keep a log of all the bitches Ive jerked too.

It gets pretty logged by the end of the year.

I like to review the race of the bitches I jerk to over the years..

Not one gook last year..

Its a shame.

racist

Rictor · 02-19-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
So...This year I decided to keep a log of the name of every girl I hook up with along with the date, number of times, and the kind of sexual acts involved.

I am currious to see how it looks at the end of the year. We are just over a month and a half into this year and I have been keeping the records dead on.....

Zero's across the board. It sucks being a virgin.

Any of you ever do this and if so.....How did it all stack up at the end of the year?

I keep an involuntary log of my sexual failures over the years and reply them in my head late at night. Every girl I almost scored with but played my hand wrong.

The one that pisses me off the most was this cute little redhead that was my buddy's sister. I was driving her back to my place in the middle of the night...there wasn't even a pretense of going there to watch a movie or have drinks...she just agreed to come home with me. And my car breaks down...oil pan blew up, engine exploded.

This was near my house, so we walked the rest of the way and I drove her home in my other car because I had to deal with getting my other car towed home and all that bullshit. Never scored with her after that.

SomeCreep · 02-19-2004, 11:18 AM

i sale short ICQ booty logs

BradShaw · 02-19-2004, 11:19 AM

I still keep one.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 02-19-2004, 11:32 AM

Heh, for the past 4 years I have kept a box top lid for all of my sexual encounters. It was like a tally mark systen, with columns, tallys, and numbers to list what/where/how we had sex and with who. Its pretty nifty to look at :d

rounders · 02-19-2004, 11:42 AM

imma setup a b00ty log now

WiredGuy · 02-19-2004, 11:55 AM

My list would be pretty short, don't need a log to keep track

WG

Bryan Havoc · 02-19-2004, 12:06 PM

That's how I learned how to use excel so well.
I kept one of those lists for a long time, with all kinds of ratios and charts and crap. It was pretty filthy.

beergood · 02-19-2004, 12:14 PM

I'll have a mental log until it overloads sometime in March/April and I can't remember accurately anymore.

Sp1nal · 02-19-2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rip raster
I did that last year, and now I'm thinking that I really need to stay away from trannies and midgets
Rip

lol

baddog · 02-19-2004, 12:32 PM

nah, that would require that I know their name . . . . too much effort

02-19-2004, 01:32 AM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Have you ever kept a "booty log" So...This year I decided to keep a log of the name of every girl I hook up with along with the date, number of times, and the kind of sexual acts involved. I am currious to see how it looks at the end of the year. We are just over a month and a half into this year and I have been keeping the records dead on..... Zero's across the board. It sucks being a virgin. Any of you ever do this and if so.....How did it all stack up at the end of the year?

02-19-2004, 01:34 AM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I keep a log of all the bitches Ive jerked too. It gets pretty logged by the end of the year. I like to review the race of the bitches I jerk to over the years.. Not one gook last year.. Its a shame. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-19-2004, 01:35 AM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	6 negros... I think 5 of them were mixed... __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-19-2004, 01:37 AM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	2004, Im going to try to double my Negro count, and include at least 2 gooks... I need to be more culture-ly diverse.... __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-19-2004, 01:42 AM	#6
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	I've only had sex with 8 girls.. but one of them I'm happily married to now and have been with for over 7 years. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

02-19-2004, 01:37 AM	#5
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000	Haha that is a totally new concept to me. Never would think of doing something like that. Not like it would have any value- a blank calendar from the year before isn't worth much to the next guy.

02-19-2004, 01:42 AM	#7
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	I did that last year, and now I'm thinking that I really need to stay away from trannies and midgets Rip

02-19-2004, 01:44 AM	#8
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02-19-2004, 03:04 AM	#11
natkejs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nomad Land Posts: 1,637	if I don't remember em it's probably for a good reason... best not to keep any logs of it, might bring back horrible memories. __________________

02-19-2004, 03:20 AM	#12
Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	Knowing my luck, someone special to me will somehow find the log.

02-19-2004, 09:39 AM	#14
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Females have been doing this for centuries - we call it a "diary".

02-19-2004, 09:41 AM	#15
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02-19-2004, 09:49 AM	#18
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02-19-2004, 09:55 AM	#19
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Just way too many women! Till now i've been single all my life!! But it's fun to try to remember all the women. Impossible! __________________

02-19-2004, 10:09 AM	#20
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I tossed out my log when I got married.

02-19-2004, 10:26 AM	#22
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02-19-2004, 10:28 AM	#23
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	Nope, can't say I have. probably would have kept me out of trouble a few times so as I could remember the names of all the women I slept with before I got married!! __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

02-19-2004, 10:56 AM	#25
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I don't need to do that........ Ok in truth I can't, if my girlfriend seen it she'd kill me

02-19-2004, 10:58 AM	#26
lurking Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 868	keep in mind, you must exclude all paid sex.

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02-19-2004, 11:19 AM	#31
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02-19-2004, 11:32 AM	#32
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Heh, for the past 4 years I have kept a box top lid for all of my sexual encounters. It was like a tally mark systen, with columns, tallys, and numbers to list what/where/how we had sex and with who. Its pretty nifty to look at :d __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

02-19-2004, 11:42 AM	#33
rounders Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: p0rn0stars & h0es Posts: 2,931	imma setup a b00ty log now __________________ ICQ#: 153923840

02-19-2004, 11:55 AM	#34
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,487	My list would be pretty short, don't need a log to keep track WG __________________ I play with Google.

02-19-2004, 12:06 PM	#35
Bryan Havoc Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 784	That's how I learned how to use excel so well. I kept one of those lists for a long time, with all kinds of ratios and charts and crap. It was pretty filthy. __________________ Bryan Havoc // ICQ - 165029472 [email protected] FreePaysiteCash.com

02-19-2004, 12:14 PM	#36
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	I'll have a mental log until it overloads sometime in March/April and I can't remember accurately anymore.

02-19-2004, 12:32 PM	#38
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	nah, that would require that I know their name . . . . too much effort