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Originally posted by AaronM
So...This year I decided to keep a log of the name of every girl I hook up with along with the date, number of times, and the kind of sexual acts involved.
I am currious to see how it looks at the end of the year. We are just over a month and a half into this year and I have been keeping the records dead on.....
Zero's across the board. It sucks being a virgin. 
Any of you ever do this and if so.....How did it all stack up at the end of the year?
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I keep an involuntary log of my sexual failures over the years and reply them in my head late at night. Every girl I almost scored with but played my hand wrong.
The one that pisses me off the most was this cute little redhead that was my buddy's sister. I was driving her back to my place in the middle of the night...there wasn't even a pretense of going there to watch a movie or have drinks...she just agreed to come home with me. And my car breaks down...oil pan blew up, engine exploded.
This was near my house, so we walked the rest of the way and I drove her home in my other car because I had to deal with getting my other car towed home and all that bullshit. Never scored with her after that.