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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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GFY'S #1 retard
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Wake up farting
Good Lord!
I think I put a hole in this pants, either that, or it probably looks like a chocolate shotgun went off in my drawers! 7 layer dip is to blame. Talk amongst yourselves. |
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my strongest, loudest gassers always occur while waking froma deep slumber.
they're fun. i like to cup them and do deep inhales. |
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and you feel the need to share this with us because......
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farts r fun!
and fuck me if we don't need a little fun on this board... |
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all this sounds like a personal problem. and i dont think it should be shared with other members of gfy.
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Shouldn't this apply to 95% of the posts on GFY? The worst thing about farting is having nobody to share it with. I like to let silent but deadly ones off in elevators. Then you have everyone smelling it, nobody says anything, and everyone is suspect. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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I hate when you fart in your car and you dont wanna roll your window down because its really cold outside, so you just sit and smell your own stinky farts for a few minutes.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chocolat Shotgun......LOL
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I did a similar thread a week or to ago! Some very funny stories turned up!
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Airplanes are worse! After Vegas.... oh god..... |
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Programming King Pin
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The Video Specialist
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ok..not to bring back a troubled thread but i am in trouble
I am the only girl in my office. they have a bathroom just for me but since someone blew out their br they used mine and totally stunk up the joint..now i have to pee and i think i might have to drive to McDonalds just to use the bathroom HELP!!!
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pain in the Ass
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What about...
Getting stuck in an elevator with 20 people and fart the hell out of your but ? |
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