Wake up farting
 

Good Lord!



I think I put a hole in this pants, either that, or it probably looks like a chocolate shotgun went off in my drawers!



7 layer dip is to blame.



Talk amongst yourselves.

my strongest, loudest gassers always occur while waking froma deep slumber.

they're fun. i like to cup them and do deep inhales.

and you feel the need to share this with us because......

??

farts r fun!

and fuck me if we don't need a little fun on this board...

all this sounds like a personal problem. and i dont think it should be shared with other members of gfy. :feels-hot

Shouldn't this apply to 95% of the posts on GFY?




The worst thing about farting is having nobody to share it with. I like to let silent but deadly ones off in elevators. Then you have everyone smelling it, nobody says anything, and everyone is suspect.

I hate when you fart in your car and you dont wanna roll your window down because its really cold outside, so you just sit and smell your own stinky farts for a few minutes.

:fart

Chocolat Shotgun......LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I did a similar thread a week or to ago! Some very funny stories turned up! :1orglaugh

I think you sharted

Airplanes are worse!



After Vegas.... oh god.....

Yeah right! me too !

Tell me about it! On the way back from Vegas, I was sitting behind some dude who was blowing ass the whole way home. Im trying my best not to make the bitter-beer-face while going over my notes from the Show....

ok..not to bring back a troubled thread but i am in trouble
I am the only girl in my office. they have a bathroom just for me but since someone blew out their br they used mine and totally stunk up the joint..now i have to pee and i think i might have to drive to McDonalds just to use the bathroom HELP!!!

:1orglaugh sllep farting is great, sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to some enourmous pressure and then rip one then fall asleep again.

:eek7

What about...

Getting stuck in an elevator with 20 people and fart the hell out of your but ?