maybe an office romeo is looking to place his meat in your can

eat it!

I used to work in a DOD research lab and one of the branch heads there was a complete idiot and had a large bulbous ass and walked like he had something jammed up his giant ass all the time...

So we began speculating on what it was he had jammed up there... eventually the winner was a "canned ham" and from then on he became known as "the canned ham"...

Seriously thats all we would ever refer to him as, and this was the main boss of the lab... :1orglaugh

So, I guess you are "the potted meat".
:glugglug

When CJ interviews new people to work there, do they require you to jerk off to goatse and *******?

Yes. We all do at least once a month. Doesn't everyone?

lol, nice joke

are those cobwebs ?

I always eat spam, it's my little revenge :Graucho

:1orglaugh

I saw that too. Good thing I don't post a pic of my gear :)

Once when Ryan was leaning under his desk to get something Marc put a can of meat right in front of his keyboard then took off before Ryan noticed.

He lifted up his head like "what the fuck???"

Funny stuff...

lunch meat?

Ya like donate to the work food bank or something