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NBDesign · 02-18-2004, 10:33 AM

Ok, Arnold, Van Dame, Jet Li, Jackie Chann... All these action stars have all taken a punch in their movies... All but Steven Segal... So is this the baddest MF in the Action movie biz?

Has anyone ever seen this man take a punch in any of his movies? I have not seen all of them... but the ones I have.. he never seems to get hit. What's up with that?

doober · 02-18-2004, 10:41 AM

hes so lame, im sure hes has taken a punch also... i cant member the title but i can remeber him bleeding from his lip on one old 80's flick.

zzgundamnzz · 02-18-2004, 10:42 AM

Watch his first movie Above the Law. He gets his ass kicked badly coughing up blood, getting pounded you get the idea. They beat the shit of out of him with lead pipes in a car garage.

Yeah, its like after Under Siege he went in and started choreographing all the fights to make himself seem invincible

He's like Michael Myers with Karate skills in all his movies now...

candyflip · 02-18-2004, 10:43 AM

Three words...

"Fire Down Below"

Rankings · 02-18-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Watch his first movie Above the Law. He gets his ass kicked badly coughing up blood, getting pounded you get the idea. They beat the shit of out of him with lead pipes in a car garage.

yes he does........ bad

stocktrader23 · 02-18-2004, 10:45 AM

What? DMX popped him good just recently.

NBDesign · 02-18-2004, 10:45 AM

Not sure I really want to sit through another one of his movies.. but if I find myself with nothing better to do... or absolutly nothing better to watch... then I may... I was just curious... only seen two of his movies.. one was on TBS last night and the man never took a punch... yet he disarmed all these people with guns, knives and so on...

Head · 02-18-2004, 10:46 AM

I seen him get punched out in a few movies! And BTW i worked with Segal!

Magnus · 02-18-2004, 10:47 AM

He did'nt take a punch but the MOB tried to extort money from him and he cried like a lil bitch to the cops. A friend did protective services for him while he was in Toronoto.....ultra paranoid he could'nt carry his guns with him.

raceman · 02-18-2004, 10:48 AM

"Glimmer Man" he gets smacked in the mouth, then says "Is that the best you got"

I like Segal movies

NBDesign · 02-18-2004, 10:50 AM

So who is your favorite action hero?

I would have to go with Jet Li.... that little bastard is one tough son-bitch.

Anyone see the new commercial for the game Raise to Honor... that looks pretty cool too.

gornyhuy · 02-18-2004, 10:51 AM

Aikido....

primary focus is to "blend your energy" with the enemy, and then use his energy against him... this involves endless practice of "not getting punched" (or cut or stabbed or kicked) but rather allowing the strike to just barely slide past you as you enter into that moment of vulnerability.

hova · 02-18-2004, 10:52 AM

Steven kicks ass!!!

wizardsoftware · 02-18-2004, 10:53 AM

Jet li is my favourite, but I do like Steven as well - he's good

tonkagunner · 02-18-2004, 11:20 AM

Michael Moore vs Steven Segal would be good

WebTitan · 02-18-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by hova
Steven kicks ass!!!

lol...that is great!

axelcat · 02-18-2004, 11:25 AM

good one hes never got his ass kicked before

imageman · 02-18-2004, 11:26 AM

Under Siege 2 he gets knocked down once and shot .

loverboy · 02-18-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
So who is your favorite action hero?

I would have to go with Jet Li.... that little bastard is one tough son-bitch.

Anyone see the new commercial for the game Raise to Honor... that looks pretty cool too.

Jacky Chan

action with a bit of comedy...i can't think of any better action hero. talk about getting hurt during his stunts during every movie. good thing he's still alive.

dunefield · 02-18-2004, 11:36 AM

I like that movie where he plays that hand slapping game with that guy...

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	Steven Segal ? Ok, Arnold, Van Dame, Jet Li, Jackie Chann... All these action stars have all taken a punch in their movies... All but Steven Segal... So is this the baddest MF in the Action movie biz? Has anyone ever seen this man take a punch in any of his movies? I have not seen all of them... but the ones I have.. he never seems to get hit. What's up with that? __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Watch his first movie Above the Law. He gets his ass kicked badly coughing up blood, getting pounded you get the idea. They beat the shit of out of him with lead pipes in a car garage. Yeah, its like after Under Siege he went in and started choreographing all the fights to make himself seem invincible He's like Michael Myers with Karate skills in all his movies now... __________________

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	Not sure I really want to sit through another one of his movies.. but if I find myself with nothing better to do... or absolutly nothing better to watch... then I may... I was just curious... only seen two of his movies.. one was on TBS last night and the man never took a punch... yet he disarmed all these people with guns, knives and so on... __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	hes so lame, im sure hes has taken a punch also... i cant member the title but i can remeber him bleeding from his lip on one old 80's flick.

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	I seen him get punched out in a few movies! And BTW i worked with Segal! __________________

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Magnus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontariariooooo Posts: 1,211	He did'nt take a punch but the MOB tried to extort money from him and he cried like a lil bitch to the cops. A friend did protective services for him while he was in Toronoto.....ultra paranoid he could'nt carry his guns with him. __________________ Magnus

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raceman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Now offshore on an island paying a heluva lot less tax than you suckers Posts: 1,064	"Glimmer Man" he gets smacked in the mouth, then says "Is that the best you got" I like Segal movies __________________ "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN" General Joe Stiwell ICQ: 213-684-158

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	So who is your favorite action hero? I would have to go with Jet Li.... that little bastard is one tough son-bitch. Anyone see the new commercial for the game Raise to Honor... that looks pretty cool too. __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	good one hes never got his ass kicked before

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imageman Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,938	Under Siege 2 he gets knocked down once and shot .

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