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NBDesign 02-18-2004 10:33 AM

Steven Segal ?
 
Ok, Arnold, Van Dame, Jet Li, Jackie Chann... All these action stars have all taken a punch in their movies... All but Steven Segal... So is this the baddest MF in the Action movie biz?

Has anyone ever seen this man take a punch in any of his movies? I have not seen all of them... but the ones I have.. he never seems to get hit. What's up with that?

doober 02-18-2004 10:41 AM

hes so lame, im sure hes has taken a punch also... i cant member the title but i can remeber him bleeding from his lip on one old 80's flick.

zzgundamnzz 02-18-2004 10:42 AM

Watch his first movie Above the Law. He gets his ass kicked badly coughing up blood, getting pounded you get the idea. They beat the shit of out of him with lead pipes in a car garage.

Yeah, its like after Under Siege he went in and started choreographing all the fights to make himself seem invincible :(

He's like Michael Myers with Karate skills in all his movies now...

candyflip 02-18-2004 10:43 AM

Three words...

"Fire Down Below"

Rankings 02-18-2004 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Watch his first movie Above the Law. He gets his ass kicked badly coughing up blood, getting pounded you get the idea. They beat the shit of out of him with lead pipes in a car garage.

yes he does........ bad

stocktrader23 02-18-2004 10:45 AM

What? DMX popped him good just recently.

NBDesign 02-18-2004 10:45 AM

Not sure I really want to sit through another one of his movies.. but if I find myself with nothing better to do... or absolutly nothing better to watch... then I may... I was just curious... only seen two of his movies.. one was on TBS last night and the man never took a punch... yet he disarmed all these people with guns, knives and so on...

Head 02-18-2004 10:46 AM

I seen him get punched out in a few movies! And BTW i worked with Segal!

Magnus 02-18-2004 10:47 AM

He did'nt take a punch but the MOB tried to extort money from him and he cried like a lil bitch to the cops. A friend did protective services for him while he was in Toronoto.....ultra paranoid he could'nt carry his guns with him.

raceman 02-18-2004 10:48 AM

"Glimmer Man" he gets smacked in the mouth, then says "Is that the best you got"


I like Segal movies

:thumbsup

NBDesign 02-18-2004 10:50 AM

So who is your favorite action hero?

I would have to go with Jet Li.... that little bastard is one tough son-bitch. :thumbsup

Anyone see the new commercial for the game Raise to Honor... that looks pretty cool too.

gornyhuy 02-18-2004 10:51 AM

Aikido....

primary focus is to "blend your energy" with the enemy, and then use his energy against him... this involves endless practice of "not getting punched" (or cut or stabbed or kicked) but rather allowing the strike to just barely slide past you as you enter into that moment of vulnerability.

hova 02-18-2004 10:52 AM

Steven kicks ass!!!

http://www.caricaturesbylisa.com/ima...ven-Seagal.jpg

wizardsoftware 02-18-2004 10:53 AM

Jet li is my favourite, but I do like Steven as well - he's good :)

tonkagunner 02-18-2004 11:20 AM

Michael Moore vs Steven Segal would be good

WebTitan 02-18-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Steven kicks ass!!!

http://www.caricaturesbylisa.com/ima...ven-Seagal.jpg

lol...that is great!

axelcat 02-18-2004 11:25 AM

good one hes never got his ass kicked before

imageman 02-18-2004 11:26 AM

Under Siege 2 he gets knocked down once and shot .

loverboy 02-18-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
So who is your favorite action hero?

I would have to go with Jet Li.... that little bastard is one tough son-bitch. :thumbsup

Anyone see the new commercial for the game Raise to Honor... that looks pretty cool too.

Jacky Chan :thumbsup
action with a bit of comedy...i can't think of any better action hero. talk about getting hurt during his stunts during every movie. good thing he's still alive.

dunefield 02-18-2004 11:36 AM

I like that movie where he plays that hand slapping game with that guy...


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