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Old 04-24-2004, 07:21 AM   #1
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Microsoft has $56 Billion in cash.

To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:23 AM   #2
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:23 AM   #3
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:24 AM   #4
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:25 AM   #5
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.

Now that would be eccentric
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:26 AM   #6
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do we receive sth for talking about microsoft's or bill funds?..

any extra money is welcome

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Old 04-24-2004, 07:27 AM   #7
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I wonder what the company is worth?
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:41 AM   #8
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:49 AM   #9
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:53 AM   #10
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Wow.... That's a lot!!
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Old 04-24-2004, 07:56 AM   #11
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:05 AM   #12
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To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.
Maybe one day Bill will do that things
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:09 AM   #13
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if i was Bill... i'd buy out every major league baseball team and make them all... umm.. idk what i'd make them do, but i'd definately own the MLB so that's cool enough right there
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:11 AM   #14
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Now that's a whole whack of cash
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:13 AM   #15
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Damn... you can buy a lot of drugs with that money.
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:15 AM   #16
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:17 AM   #17
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To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.
The US should pay its debts first I think...
And thats a shit load of money!
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:25 AM   #18
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Just the interest on that cash is making more then most business will ever hope to make thats much in sales LOL
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:21 AM   #19
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:28 AM   #20
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Wonder when he will buy a small country
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:32 AM   #21
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that has to change your world view and life view just a little
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:33 AM   #22
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:34 AM   #23
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aren't there better comparissons?
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:37 AM   #24
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aren't there better comparissons?
They have around 56 billion times more in liquid funds than your net worth is? How's that?
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:46 AM   #25
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I think they put it all into LINUX and accept the fact there software is just no good hahaha
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Old 04-24-2004, 10:09 AM   #26
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.

Sounds like this plan has been given some serious thought

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Old 04-24-2004, 10:35 AM   #27
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
And then after causing a global shortage of metal, you would probably turn a profit selling all those quarters to China.
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And then after causing a global shortage of metal, you would probably turn a profit selling all those quarters to China.
Hell no! They'd be my money.
I'd swim in them, like a fish.
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Old 04-24-2004, 10:48 AM   #29
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IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.



thats awesome!
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Old 04-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #30
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What's the u.s. debt, bush should hit him up for a loan
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Old 04-24-2004, 10:54 AM   #31
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Yeh, and that's just the "Reported" cash. Imagine the "skim" they could do with all their worldwide operations.

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I wonder who the genius is that they hired to manage that money. I'm sure whomever it is is the cream of the crop in investing and finance.
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To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.
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Bill and hise wife plan on giving all (but a few million) their money to charity.
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