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DarkJedi 04-24-2004 07:21 AM

Microsoft has $56 Billion in cash.
 
To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.

X37375787 04-24-2004 07:23 AM

if that's not a fun fact, then I don't know what it is

Jakke PNG 04-24-2004 07:23 AM

IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.

Manowar 04-24-2004 07:24 AM

they earned it , dont be hatin

cool1 04-24-2004 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Now that would be eccentric

samuel 04-24-2004 07:26 AM

do we receive sth for talking about microsoft's or bill funds?..

any extra money is welcome :winkwink:

samuel

Sambo 04-24-2004 07:27 AM

I wonder what the company is worth?

Firehorse 04-24-2004 07:41 AM

I am sure he will be fine in his retirement! :Graucho

Materialist 04-24-2004 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
:1orglaugh

tranza 04-24-2004 07:53 AM

Wow.... That's a lot!!

pudcat 04-24-2004 07:56 AM

lots of stupid people huh?

sexsup 04-24-2004 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.

Maybe one day Bill will do that things :1orglaugh

brizzad 04-24-2004 08:09 AM

if i was Bill... i'd buy out every major league baseball team and make them all... umm.. idk what i'd make them do, but i'd definately own the MLB so that's cool enough right there

Vitasoy 04-24-2004 08:11 AM

Now that's a whole whack of cash :winkwink:

JamesK 04-24-2004 08:13 AM

Damn... you can buy a lot of drugs with that money.

Nanda 04-24-2004 08:15 AM

WOW :eek2

adultvisitors 04-24-2004 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.

The US should pay its debts first I think...
And thats a shit load of money!

Babel 04-24-2004 08:25 AM

Just the interest on that cash is making more then most business will ever hope to make thats much in sales LOL

Cyborg 2.0 04-24-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
haha gread idea

RicardoB 04-24-2004 09:28 AM

Wonder when he will buy a small country :)

born4porn 04-24-2004 09:32 AM

that has to change your world view and life view just a little :1orglaugh

FC_Org 04-24-2004 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
:1orglaugh

Goose 04-24-2004 09:34 AM

aren't there better comparissons?

Jakke PNG 04-24-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goose
aren't there better comparissons?
They have around 56 billion times more in liquid funds than your net worth is? How's that?
Hey, you asked for it. Don't hate me.

tgpmakers 04-24-2004 09:46 AM

I think they put it all into LINUX and accept the fact there software is just no good hahaha

sweet7 04-24-2004 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.

Sounds like this plan has been given some serious thought

:1orglaugh

goBigtime 04-24-2004 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
And then after causing a global shortage of metal, you would probably turn a profit selling all those quarters to China.

Jakke PNG 04-24-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
And then after causing a global shortage of metal, you would probably turn a profit selling all those quarters to China.
Hell no! They'd be my money.
I'd swim in them, like a fish.

InsaneMidget 04-24-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.



thats awesome!

ChumpChange 04-24-2004 10:50 AM

What's the u.s. debt, bush should hit him up for a loan

KRL 04-24-2004 10:54 AM

Yeh, and that's just the "Reported" cash. Imagine the "skim" they could do with all their worldwide operations.

:Graucho

CamChicks 04-24-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
IF I was Bill, I'd sell all my shares.. build a huge container on top of a hill and cash all my money in quarters which I would then keep inside the container. I'd then dress up like scrooge and wouldn't wear pants.
:1orglaugh

http://www.americanroyalarts.com/library/dl139.jpg

http://www.popimage.com/dec99/pics/scrooge.jpg

Pornwolf 04-24-2004 02:41 PM

I wonder who the genius is that they hired to manage that money. I'm sure whomever it is is the cream of the crop in investing and finance.

WiredGuy 04-24-2004 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
To put Microsoft's cash position in perspective, $56 billion is enough to give every man, woman and child in the United States $100, buy all 30 Major League Baseball teams and still fund the government of Thailand for a year.

Have a nice day.

Really puts things into perspective :)
WG

Steen2 04-24-2004 02:51 PM

Bill and hise wife plan on giving all (but a few million) their money to charity.

Doctor Dre 04-24-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
they earned it , dont be hatin
Lol they stole DOS and many of their ideas ... whatever

1luckydollar 04-24-2004 02:53 PM

d: )


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