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Shoehorn! · 02-17-2004, 02:49 AM

Ok, so tonight me and some friends went to a strip club. This was the most shoddy fucking place I've ever seen. The lockers for the girls outfits were in the fucking hallway. So anyway, we get there around 9, no girls came on until like 9:45, and she got pissed because we didn't want to tip her. The stage wasn't like a strip club, it was a fucking box in the center of the room with stools around it. To make matters worse, they didn't sell alcohol, you had to bring your own fucking beer. Then, on top of that, they only had 2 strippers. TWO FUCKING GIRLS. One of my friends got pissed off, grabbed our friends 40 and whipped it across the room, yelled "fuck this" and walked out. The rest of us looked at each other in disbelief, a bunch of people ran downstairs and told the manager or something what happened. He said he was going to have my friend arrested, but didn't know where he went. Then we went to a bar. If you're ever in Hawaii, DO NOT GO TO HAWAII BY NIGHT. You've been warned.

flashfire · 02-17-2004, 02:52 AM

Bring your own beer! thats a good thing if you ask me, other than that it sounds pretty shitty

Shoehorn! · 02-17-2004, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by flashfire
Bring your own beer! thats a good thing if you ask me, other than that it sounds pretty shitty

The funniest part about that was when weleft, we complained that they didn't have a bar, and the guy points to a cooler behind him and says "we sell soft drinks, it's the same thing." HAHAHAHA.

flashfire · 02-17-2004, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

The funniest part about that was when weleft, we complained that they didn't have a bar, and the guy points to a cooler behind him and says "we sell soft drinks, it's the same thing." HAHAHAHA.

at least they had mix for your hard drinks

madthumbs · 02-17-2004, 02:57 AM

Dude ... I'm gonna be in Honolulu on Thursday for a week with my girlfriend and Chris (xApster) and his girlfriend ...

Where should we go for fun?!?!?!?

acctman · 02-17-2004, 03:04 AM

i've only been to 1 strip club stayed for about 2hrs talked to the women there. found out the most of them have old guys that are regulars and pay there bills. I thought it was just wrong to have a chick dance for you for $5 damn hehe i ended up giving her $20 needless to say she was extremely happy.

overall I really didn't mind blowing a few bucks to help out the women, but it's truely a waste of money. even though she allowed me to touch =)

no bad experience though, just not my scene.

Shoehorn! · 02-17-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by madthumbs
Dude ... I'm gonna be in Honolulu on Thursday for a week with my girlfriend and Chris (xApster) and his girlfriend ...

Where should we go for fun?!?!?!?

There's tons of great places. Friday night you should go to the W, it's a really nice night club on Diamond Head. Saturday pretty much anyplace in Waikiki will be good, there's lots of hotels and stuff. Definately make a trip to Duke's, but you'll need to make reservations at least 3 or 4 days in advance if you want to eat dinner there and see the sunset. If it's your first time you might want to check out Hanauma Bay and Pearl Harbor. If you want to get together and party or something, send me an email - chase AT chasebrown.com. Hawaii.com also has a schedule of stuff happening.

pornkitten · 02-17-2004, 03:32 AM

if they have mixers (girls who try to get u to buy over priced drinks) or byob stay away!! Go to the classy dance clubs where you will always have fun and the girls are friendly but not whores!

media · 02-17-2004, 05:58 AM

My worst strip club experiences:

One night I smoked a menthol cigarette (dont usually smoke em) I smoke normal lights regularly, and I had a fuckin seizure in the club.. Luckily I know most of the dancers, and I warned one of them that I was not feeling so hot, and she made sure I did not fall off my stool.. I usually have tremmors, not full blown seizures.. so it looks like Im shivering cold, and I black out with my eyes open, I can hear, but cant see or move..

It was fucking embarrasing, but at least I didnt fall and smack my head on the floor..

kmanrox · 02-17-2004, 06:46 AM

save the money and have 100x the fun @ a whorehouse

Maximillion · 02-17-2004, 06:52 AM

Dude if I am in Hawaii I will go there just to check out that shithole! Man what an experience!

beemk · 02-17-2004, 06:56 AM

man thats fucking awesome that you can bring your own beer? why didnt you tip the strippers? you arent spending $ on alcohol or strippers there.... why would you not expect her to get mad? shes there to make $.

and if you didnt like it you should have left. thats immateur as fuck to throw your 40 across the bar. you do that at a strip club around here and chances are the bouncer would beat you down.

johnbosh · 02-17-2004, 07:09 AM

lucky him

body · 02-17-2004, 07:12 AM

KRL · 02-17-2004, 07:38 AM

At Chippendales, a guy was drunk off his ass and took a swing at another guy who he spilled his drink on. The guy on the receiving end of the punch ducked out of the way and the fucker hit me right in the face.

I went flying back on my butt and never even saw what hit me till I got up and saw the drunk guy laughing. Steve Banerjee, the owner of Chips, was a business partner of mine at the time, so the bouncers all knew me and one saw what happened and alerted all the other bouncers and we all pounced on the drunk fucker simulataneously.

He got seriously nailed and ended up being tossed airborne out in the parking lot where he just laid there motionless until the cops came and took him away.

icedemon · 02-17-2004, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
At Chippendales, a guy was drunk off his ass and took a swing at another guy who he spilled his drink on. The guy on the receiving end of the punch ducked out of the way and the fucker hit me right in the face.

I went flying back on my butt and never even saw what hit me till I got up and saw the drunk guy laughing. Steve Banerjee, the owner of Chips, was a business partner of mine at the time, so the bouncers all knew me and one saw what happened and alerted all the other bouncers and we all pounced on the drunk fucker simulataneously.

He got seriously nailed and ended up being tossed airborne out in the parking lot where he just laid there motionless until the cops came and took him away.

I thought Chippendales was where guys stripped. What are a bunch of guys doing at Chippendales (unless you own it)?

KRL · 02-17-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by icedemon

I thought Chippendales was where guys stripped. What are a bunch of guys doing at Chippendales (unless you own it)?

Steve Banerjee the founder and owner of Chippendales was a friend and business partner of mine when I lived in LA. I had the license for the Chippendale's phone fantasy programs. We had the male dancers record romantic and erotic audio stories and then broadcast them on 900 lines. It was doing great until Steve went and fucked up and "allegedly" had a contract hit put on one of his ex-managers who was opening a rival club in NYC and copying the whole Chip concept.

He had a foreign specialist come in to do the job apparently. But the detectives were able to trace the shooter back to Steve eventually. He got arrested and was looking at spending the rest of his life in jail. So he hung himself in his jail cell using his bed sheet.

Everything went downhill after that.

The club was usually about 90% drunk women and 10% guys.

smokincash · 02-17-2004, 08:31 AM

I feel sorry for U

Phoenix · 02-17-2004, 08:40 AM

90% drunk women sounds like an ok time.

Vitasoy · 02-17-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
90% drunk women sounds like an ok time.

Only if your very drunk aswell

CyberTraffic · 02-17-2004, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Steve Banerjee the founder and owner of Chippendales was a friend and business partner of mine when I lived in LA. I had the license for the Chippendale's phone fantasy programs. We had the male dancers record romantic and erotic audio stories and then broadcast them on 900 lines. It was doing great until Steve went and fucked up and "allegedly" had a contract hit put on one of his ex-managers who was opening a rival club in NYC and copying the whole Chip concept.

He had a foreign specialist come in to do the job apparently. But the detectives were able to trace the shooter back to Steve eventually. He got arrested and was looking at spending the rest of his life in jail. So he hung himself in his jail cell using his bed sheet.

Everything went downhill after that.

The club was usually about 90% drunk women and 10% guys.

Dayum.

What people will do for money.

... · 02-17-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Ok, so tonight me and some friends went to a strip club. This was the most shoddy fucking place I've ever seen. The lockers for the girls outfits were in the fucking hallway. So anyway, we get there around 9, no girls came on until like 9:45, and she got pissed because we didn't want to tip her. The stage wasn't like a strip club, it was a fucking box in the center of the room with stools around it. To make matters worse, they didn't sell alcohol, you had to bring your own fucking beer. Then, on top of that, they only had 2 strippers. TWO FUCKING GIRLS. One of my friends got pissed off, grabbed our friends 40 and whipped it across the room, yelled "fuck this" and walked out. The rest of us looked at each other in disbelief, a bunch of people ran downstairs and told the manager or something what happened. He said he was going to have my friend arrested, but didn't know where he went. Then we went to a bar. If you're ever in Hawaii, DO NOT GO TO HAWAII BY NIGHT. You've been warned.

That's what happens when you go to the stripclubs in Kalihi and Chinatown.

Stallion · 02-17-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
At Chippendales, a guy was drunk off his ass and took a swing at another guy who he spilled his drink on. The guy on the receiving end of the punch ducked out of the way and the fucker hit me right in the face.

I went flying back on my butt and never even saw what hit me till I got up and saw the drunk guy laughing. Steve Banerjee, the owner of Chips, was a business partner of mine at the time, so the bouncers all knew me and one saw what happened and alerted all the other bouncers and we all pounced on the drunk fucker simulataneously.

He got seriously nailed and ended up being tossed airborne out in the parking lot where he just laid there motionless until the cops came and took him away.

remind me not to mess with KRL

dig420 · 02-17-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Steve Banerjee the founder and owner of Chippendales was a friend and business partner of mine when I lived in LA. I had the license for the Chippendale's phone fantasy programs. We had the male dancers record romantic and erotic audio stories and then broadcast them on 900 lines. It was doing great until Steve went and fucked up and "allegedly" had a contract hit put on one of his ex-managers who was opening a rival club in NYC and copying the whole Chip concept.

He had a foreign specialist come in to do the job apparently. But the detectives were able to trace the shooter back to Steve eventually. He got arrested and was looking at spending the rest of his life in jail. So he hung himself in his jail cell using his bed sheet.

Everything went downhill after that.

The club was usually about 90% drunk women and 10% guys.

What does it profit a man to gain the world but lose his soul?

Not too get too biblical, but I don't think I could ever really enjoy anything in my life again if I knew that I was responsible for a murder. I don't see living like that as glamorous, I see it as extremely painful.

Phoenix · 02-17-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by dig420

What does it profit a man to gain the world but lose his soul?

Not too get too biblical, but I don't think I could ever really enjoy anything in my life again if I knew that I was responsible for a murder. I don't see living like that as glamorous, I see it as extremely painful.

I bet the average person would do away with the guilt pretty quickly. I don't think the fear of being caught, or the thought of the guy having a brother or a cousin or a best friend etc, who might decide to walk up behind you on a street one day and take revenge, would ever subside.

It is not like stealing a bike

Rankings · 02-17-2004, 11:24 AM

all the byob's here are full nude

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 02-17-2004, 11:36 AM

I think my worst experience was when I went with AaronM to Tijuana.

Went inside a Strip Club, Aaron bought me a lapdance. I found out later he specifically told her to be "nasty"

Next thing I know, while im getting the lap dance she proceeds to unzip my pants and take off my shirt while groping my boobs.

I was grossed out.

Phoenix · 02-17-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
I think my worst experience was when I went with AaronM to Tijuana.

Went inside a Strip Club, Aaron bought me a lapdance. I found out later he specifically told her to be "nasty"

Next thing I know, while im getting the lap dance she proceeds to unzip my pants and take off my shirt while groping my boobs.

I was grossed out.

it grosses you out, but excites me greatly..is that bad?

TweetyBird · 02-17-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by flashfire
Bring your own beer! thats a good thing if you ask me, other than that it sounds pretty shitty

the next thing you'll know is that you have to bring your own strippers !!

hehe

Sean · 02-17-2004, 12:35 PM

i love shitty strip bars

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 02-17-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix

it grosses you out, but excites me greatly..is that bad?

Haha! :P

02-17-2004, 02:49 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Worst Strip Club Experience EVER Ok, so tonight me and some friends went to a strip club. This was the most shoddy fucking place I've ever seen. The lockers for the girls outfits were in the fucking hallway. So anyway, we get there around 9, no girls came on until like 9:45, and she got pissed because we didn't want to tip her. The stage wasn't like a strip club, it was a fucking box in the center of the room with stools around it. To make matters worse, they didn't sell alcohol, you had to bring your own fucking beer. Then, on top of that, they only had 2 strippers. TWO FUCKING GIRLS. One of my friends got pissed off, grabbed our friends 40 and whipped it across the room, yelled "fuck this" and walked out. The rest of us looked at each other in disbelief, a bunch of people ran downstairs and told the manager or something what happened. He said he was going to have my friend arrested, but didn't know where he went. Then we went to a bar. If you're ever in Hawaii, DO NOT GO TO HAWAII BY NIGHT. You've been warned. __________________

02-17-2004, 05:58 AM	#9
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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	man thats fucking awesome that you can bring your own beer? why didnt you tip the strippers? you arent spending $ on alcohol or strippers there.... why would you not expect her to get mad? shes there to make $. and if you didnt like it you should have left. thats immateur as fuck to throw your 40 across the bar. you do that at a strip club around here and chances are the bouncer would beat you down. __________________ I host with Vacares

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acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	i've only been to 1 strip club stayed for about 2hrs talked to the women there. found out the most of them have old guys that are regulars and pay there bills. I thought it was just wrong to have a chick dance for you for $5 damn hehe i ended up giving her $20 needless to say she was extremely happy. overall I really didn't mind blowing a few bucks to help out the women, but it's truely a waste of money. even though she allowed me to touch =) no bad experience though, just not my scene.

02-17-2004, 03:32 AM	#8
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