Shoehorn!

Ok, so tonight me and some friends went to a strip club. This was the most shoddy fucking place I've ever seen. The lockers for the girls outfits were in the fucking hallway. So anyway, we get there around 9, no girls came on until like 9:45, and she got pissed because we didn't want to tip her. The stage wasn't like a strip club, it was a fucking box in the center of the room with stools around it. To make matters worse, they didn't sell alcohol, you had to bring your own fucking beer. Then, on top of that, they only had 2 strippers. TWO FUCKING GIRLS. One of my friends got pissed off, grabbed our friends 40 and whipped it across the room, yelled "fuck this" and walked out. The rest of us looked at each other in disbelief, a bunch of people ran downstairs and told the manager or something what happened. He said he was going to have my friend arrested, but didn't know where he went. Then we went to a bar. If you're ever in Hawaii, DO NOT GO TO HAWAII BY NIGHT. You've been warned.

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