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Voodoo · 02-16-2004, 10:06 PM

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

jawanda · 02-16-2004, 11:33 PM

Damn, you could have just said "Go Fuck Yourself".

Lifer · 02-17-2004, 12:20 AM

The man is speaking from experience.

PlayGirl · 02-17-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Damn, you could have just said "Go Fuck Yourself".

klik · 02-17-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Damn, you could have just said "Go Fuck Yourself".

i like it better the way he did it.. just a little bit more style.

J-Reel · 02-17-2004, 12:33 AM

Mmmmmm... Waffles sound good right about now.

02-16-2004, 10:06 PM	#1
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Hey newbie... I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet. When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would. In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

02-17-2004, 12:20 AM	#3
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02-17-2004, 12:33 AM	#6
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02-16-2004, 11:33 PM	#2
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	Damn, you could have just said "Go Fuck Yourself".