Nutritional Value of Cum - GoFuckYourself.com

biglou · 02-15-2004, 11:03 PM

From the website Straight Dope...

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Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you'll have to adjust those figures if you're talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). Happy dieting.

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Mr Pheer · 02-15-2004, 11:20 PM

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biglou,

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