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Nutritional Value of Cum

From the website Straight Dope...

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Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you'll have to adjust those figures if you're talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). Happy dieting.

In other words, semen is Atkins Diet friendly! There's a line I'm dying to use in impolite conversation.

Why would anyone assume chicken egg = semen?

sounds like someone is going on a diet

come here bitch, try the new jizz diet.

biglou,

Do a simple search on all Atkins friendly forums. :winkwink:

There was an article in Playboy a couple months ago saying cum helps whiten teeth :Graucho

Memorize that and you will get any chick to swallow.