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Buff · 02-16-2004, 10:09 AM

State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

amacontent · 02-16-2004, 10:23 AM

CAuse I partied with Buff in MOntreal

sandman! · 02-16-2004, 10:31 AM

the pitbull sitting next to me that would tear you to shreads?
And even if you did manage to get past him my glock would finish the job up

broke · 02-16-2004, 10:33 AM

Shut up already.

Buff · 02-16-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by amacontent
CAuse I partied with Buff in MOntreal

How was the trip?

Buff · 02-16-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by broke
Shut up already.

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck shouldn't I rip off your giant, diseased sphincter flaps and staple them to your ears so you can go as Dumbo with the Chicken Pox for Halloween?

LadyMischief · 02-16-2004, 10:35 AM

I told you I liked spankings

fuelcell · 02-16-2004, 10:59 AM

He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.

Joshua · 02-16-2004, 10:59 AM

You're a cluster fuck. Move on.

Rob · 02-16-2004, 11:01 AM

Buff · 02-16-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by fuelcell
He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.

Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.

Buff · 02-16-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Joshua
You're a cluster fuck. Move on.

Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.

fuelcell · 02-16-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.

Wow. That was a pretty dull response.

Joshua · 02-16-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.

Seek help, seriously. You're not doing anything but making yourself look like an ass. No one is scared of you, nor will they ever be. Ok? Move on.

dantheman · 02-16-2004, 11:22 AM

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning.

Tam · 02-16-2004, 11:25 AM

Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

rotfl

Sorry, I couldn't leave it alone, I tried, I honestly did!!

JenC · 02-16-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Tam
Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

rotfl

Sorry, I couldn't leave it alone, I tried, I honestly did!!

Been there, done this before.

TheGoldenChild · 02-16-2004, 11:29 AM

i did an interview with you...
does that count?

xxxdesign-net · 02-16-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

<b>Spam Me With Reasons Why You Don't Deserve An Ass Beating! </b> !??

Sleazydream should bitchslap you for copying his style....

Trying to increase your sig value for the 27th ?!

GonePhishing · 02-16-2004, 11:35 AM

Because I drink tall cans of OX 45.

Peter Romero · 02-16-2004, 11:36 AM

Cuz you cannot.

Fluid of Fuck Me · 02-16-2004, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

6'5" of a harsh physics lesson?

alias · 02-16-2004, 11:45 AM

I will bathe you in home made napalm for considering it.

got a light?

MetaMan · 02-16-2004, 11:48 AM

is Buff trying to b a version of SleasyDream on steroids? i think so.

Intelligence · 02-16-2004, 11:50 AM

I have plenty of reason to get beat up, and plenty of reason why I don't get beat up... Good balance to have

Buff · 02-16-2004, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by kBizzle
i did an interview with you...
does that count?

Yes, but you bought Brad a $17,000 drink. I demand a $500 drink at the minimum, or your ass will be my foot's playground.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-16-2004, 11:57 AM

I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

Buff · 02-16-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Cuz you cannot.

Oh I definitely could.

Steve · 02-16-2004, 12:00 PM

If you want to kick my ass, you'll have to get in line.

Despite my natural charm, many people have professsed a desire to throw me a beating.

Steve · 02-16-2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

that's funny

Holly · 02-16-2004, 12:08 PM

I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.

mule · 02-16-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

Because I'm a pussy.
And because you can't afford to fly to Amsterdam to kick my ass

Buff · 02-16-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.

angeleyes · 02-16-2004, 12:19 PM

because it's not nice to beat the shit out of tiny women?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-16-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.

better eat your wheatie little boy , you have high hopes

MT_Butterfly · 02-16-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.

LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm a loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.

Buff · 02-16-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by ~MistressRacin~

LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.

Show a pic!

mule · 02-16-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Show a pic!

Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times

meatpuppet · 02-16-2004, 12:46 PM

cause payuback is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buff · 02-16-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by mule

Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times

I am the nicest guy you'll ever meet -- I just like to keep the plebeian masses in their fucking places, by force if necessary.

Ross · 02-16-2004, 12:50 PM

You cannot give me a beatdown coz you are 5000 miles away! Simple.

kmanrox · 02-16-2004, 01:03 PM

i deserve much more than an ass beating...

gornyhuy · 02-16-2004, 01:07 PM

Did you say "Ass Eating"? Because I DEFINITELY deserve that.

Penrod · 02-16-2004, 01:17 PM

Penrod · 02-16-2004, 01:18 PM

Peter Romero · 02-16-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Oh I definitely could.

Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.

Buff · 02-16-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy

Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.

Happy birthday, faggot!

I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.

Penrod · 02-16-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff

Happy birthday, faggot!

I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.

PUNK

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