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Old 02-16-2004, 10:09 AM   #1
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Spam Me With Reasons Why You Don't Deserve An Ass Beating!
State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:23 AM   #2
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CAuse I partied with Buff in MOntreal
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the pitbull sitting next to me that would tear you to shreads?
And even if you did manage to get past him my glock would finish the job up
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:33 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:33 AM   #5
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:34 AM   #6
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Shut up already.
Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck shouldn't I rip off your giant, diseased sphincter flaps and staple them to your ears so you can go as Dumbo with the Chicken Pox for Halloween?
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:59 AM   #8
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He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:59 AM   #9
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You're a cluster fuck. Move on.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:01 AM   #10
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:04 AM   #11
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He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.
Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:06 AM   #12
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You're a cluster fuck. Move on.
Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:12 AM   #13
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Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.
Wow. That was a pretty dull response.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:14 AM   #14
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Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.
Seek help, seriously. You're not doing anything but making yourself look like an ass. No one is scared of you, nor will they ever be. Ok? Move on.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:22 AM   #15
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:25 AM   #16
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Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

rotfl

Sorry, I couldn't leave it alone, I tried, I honestly did!!
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:28 AM   #17
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Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

rotfl

Sorry, I couldn't leave it alone, I tried, I honestly did!!
Been there, done this before.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:29 AM   #18
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i did an interview with you...
does that count?
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:33 AM   #19
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State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

<b>Spam Me With Reasons Why You Don't Deserve An Ass Beating! </b> !??

Sleazydream should bitchslap you for copying his style....

Trying to increase your sig value for the 27th ?!
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:35 AM   #20
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:40 AM   #22
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State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
6'5" of a harsh physics lesson?
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:45 AM   #23
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I will bathe you in home made napalm for considering it.

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Old 02-16-2004, 11:48 AM   #24
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is Buff trying to b a version of SleasyDream on steroids? i think so.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:50 AM   #25
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I have plenty of reason to get beat up, and plenty of reason why I don't get beat up... Good balance to have
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:57 AM   #26
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i did an interview with you...
does that count?
Yes, but you bought Brad a $17,000 drink. I demand a $500 drink at the minimum, or your ass will be my foot's playground.
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I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:58 AM   #28
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Cuz you cannot.
Oh I definitely could.
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:00 PM   #29
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If you want to kick my ass, you'll have to get in line.

Despite my natural charm, many people have professsed a desire to throw me a beating.
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:02 PM   #30
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I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth
that's funny
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:08 PM   #31
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I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.
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State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
Because I'm a pussy.
And because you can't afford to fly to Amsterdam to kick my ass
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I'd give you one reason...

because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth
I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.
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because it's not nice to beat the shit out of tiny women?
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I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.
better eat your wheatie little boy , you have high hopes
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I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.
LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm a loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.
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LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.
Show a pic!
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Show a pic!
Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times
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Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times
I am the nicest guy you'll ever meet -- I just like to keep the plebeian masses in their fucking places, by force if necessary.
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Oh I definitely could.
Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.
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Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.
Happy birthday, faggot!

I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.
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Happy birthday, faggot!

I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.
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