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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993

    #1

    Spam Me With Reasons Why You Don't Deserve An Ass Beating!

    State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
  • amacontent
    STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
    • Feb 2003
    • 13022

    #2
    CAuse I partied with Buff in MOntreal
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    • sandman!
      Icq: 14420613
      • Mar 2001
      • 15431

      #3
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      • broke
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 4501

        #4
        Shut up already.
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        • Buff
          GFY Assassin
          • May 2003
          • 2993

          #5
          Originally posted by amacontent
          CAuse I partied with Buff in MOntreal
          How was the trip?

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          • Buff
            GFY Assassin
            • May 2003
            • 2993

            #6
            Originally posted by broke
            Shut up already.
            Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck shouldn't I rip off your giant, diseased sphincter flaps and staple them to your ears so you can go as Dumbo with the Chicken Pox for Halloween?

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            • LadyMischief
              Orgasms N Such!
              • Sep 2002
              • 18135

              #7
              I told you I liked spankings

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              • fuelcell
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 1525

                #8
                He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.
                Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                • Joshua
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 1450

                  #9
                  You're a cluster fuck. Move on.
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                  • Rob
                    I'm a great bowler.
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 13310

                    #10

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                    • Buff
                      GFY Assassin
                      • May 2003
                      • 2993

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fuelcell
                      He be kung fu fighting! I'm going to sponsor the 1st Annual Stone Buff into Silence party. Yur getting to be as bad as Sig Whore with all these attention whoring threads. Go back to fucking diseased whores with your under-sized dick.
                      Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.

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                      • Buff
                        GFY Assassin
                        • May 2003
                        • 2993

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Joshua
                        You're a cluster fuck. Move on.
                        Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.

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                        • fuelcell
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1525

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Buff


                          Your mother quit the business, so I will stick to calling out pussies like you.
                          Wow. That was a pretty dull response.
                          Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                          • Joshua
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 1450

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Buff


                            Shut your fucking cockgobbler before I rip out your cum-soaked, prolapsed prostate, put it in a blender with a banana and some milk, and serve you a gorilla semen smoothie, you fucking bitch.
                            Seek help, seriously. You're not doing anything but making yourself look like an ass. No one is scared of you, nor will they ever be. Ok? Move on.
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                            • dantheman
                              OG
                              • May 2002
                              • 3308

                              #15
                              Everybody was kung-fu fighting
                              Those cats were fast as lightning
                              In fact it was a little bit frightning
                              But they fought with expert timing

                              They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
                              They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
                              It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
                              From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

                              Everybody was kung-fu fighting
                              Those cats were fast as lightning
                              In fact it was a little bit frightning
                              But they fought with expert timing

                              There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
                              He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
                              We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
                              The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

                              Everybody was kung-fu fighting
                              Those cats were fast as lightning
                              In fact it was a little bit frightning
                              But they did it with expert timing

                              (repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
                              Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning.
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                              • Tam
                                Rude Bitch
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 8533

                                #16
                                Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

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                                • topsmutlinks
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 515

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Tam
                                  Because I am a female who is pms'ing, have very long nails and I'd pinch your little dick off and shove it down your fucking throat!!

                                  rotfl

                                  Sorry, I couldn't leave it alone, I tried, I honestly did!!
                                  Been there, done this before.

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                                  • TheGoldenChild
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 6940

                                    #18
                                    i did an interview with you...
                                    does that count?
                                    Last edited by TheGoldenChild; 02-16-2004, 09:33 AM.

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                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                      My hips don't lie
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 10129

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Buff
                                      State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.

                                      <b>Spam Me With Reasons Why You Don't Deserve An Ass Beating! </b> !??

                                      Sleazydream should bitchslap you for copying his style....

                                      Trying to increase your sig value for the 27th ?!

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                                      • GonePhishing
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 2474

                                        #20
                                        Because I drink tall cans of OX 45.
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                                        • Peter Romero
                                          Long time no happy ending
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 10602

                                          #21
                                          Cuz you cannot.


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                                          • Fluid of Fuck Me
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 373

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Buff
                                            State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
                                            6'5" of a harsh physics lesson?

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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010

                                              #23
                                              I will bathe you in home made napalm for considering it.

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                                              • MetaMan
                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 28682

                                                #24
                                                is Buff trying to b a version of SleasyDream on steroids? i think so.

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                                                • Intelligence
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 299

                                                  #25
                                                  I have plenty of reason to get beat up, and plenty of reason why I don't get beat up... Good balance to have

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                                                  • Buff
                                                    GFY Assassin
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 2993

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                    i did an interview with you...
                                                    does that count?
                                                    Yes, but you bought Brad a $17,000 drink. I demand a $500 drink at the minimum, or your ass will be my foot's playground.

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                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                      WW4L
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 10581

                                                      #27
                                                      I'd give you one reason...

                                                      because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

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                                                      • Buff
                                                        GFY Assassin
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 2993

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                        Cuz you cannot.
                                                        Oh I definitely could.

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                                                        • Steve
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 6894

                                                          #29
                                                          If you want to kick my ass, you'll have to get in line.

                                                          Despite my natural charm, many people have professsed a desire to throw me a beating.

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                                                          • Steve
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 6894

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            I'd give you one reason...

                                                            because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

                                                            that's funny

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                                                            • Holly
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 10017

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.
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                                                              • mule
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 6085

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Buff
                                                                State your case for not getting launched by your hero, me, into the worst beatdown of your miserable and pathetic life, pussy.
                                                                Because I'm a pussy.
                                                                And because you can't afford to fly to Amsterdam to kick my ass
                                                                Converting like a mofo

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                                                                • Buff
                                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 2993

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                  I'd give you one reason...

                                                                  because you couldnt do shit after I shoved my fist up your ass and waved bye bye through your mouth

                                                                  I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.

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                                                                  • angeleyes
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 3584

                                                                    #34
                                                                    because it's not nice to beat the shit out of tiny women?
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                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                      WW4L
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 10581

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Buff


                                                                      I would rip one of the gorilla-cum stalactites hanging off your anus (with gloves of course) and jam it through your lazy eye, bitch.
                                                                      better eat your wheatie little boy , you have high hopes

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                                                                      • ~MistressRacin~
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 687

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                                        I'm very prissy. I don't fight. I can call you up on the phone, bitch you out, then hang up on you, though.
                                                                        LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm a loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.
                                                                        Last edited by MT_Butterfly; 02-16-2004, 10:37 AM.
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                                                                        • Buff
                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 2993

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by ~MistressRacin~


                                                                          LOL, great response! I can say the same...as well as I'm loveable, cute chick who can be a bitch, but at the end of the day it'll just make you wanna fuck me harder.
                                                                          Show a pic!

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                                                                          • mule
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 6085

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Buff


                                                                            Show a pic!
                                                                            Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times
                                                                            Converting like a mofo

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                                                                            • meatpuppet
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 21

                                                                              #39
                                                                              cause payuback is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                              I do not get it!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                              • Buff
                                                                                GFY Assassin
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 2993

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by mule

                                                                                Disagreeable as you are, I tend to agree with you at times
                                                                                I am the nicest guy you'll ever meet -- I just like to keep the plebeian masses in their fucking places, by force if necessary.

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                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 18874

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You cannot give me a beatdown coz you are 5000 miles away! Simple.

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                                                                                  • kmanrox
                                                                                    aka K-Man
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 29295

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i deserve much more than an ass beating...
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                                                                                    • gornyhuy
                                                                                      Chafed.
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 18041

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Did you say "Ass Eating"? Because I DEFINITELY deserve that.

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                                                                                      • Penrod
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 3580

                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • Penrod
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 3580

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Punk

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                                                                                          • Peter Romero
                                                                                            Long time no happy ending
                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                            • 10602

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                            Oh I definitely could.
                                                                                            Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.


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                                                                                            • Buff
                                                                                              GFY Assassin
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 2993

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by POV Porn guy


                                                                                              Bring it bitch! It's my birthday, I'm in a good mood so I'll beat you up for free.
                                                                                              Happy birthday, faggot!

                                                                                              I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.

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                                                                                              • Penrod
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 3580

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                Happy birthday, faggot!

                                                                                                I'd beat your ass down into a bloody pulp of gay mush.
                                                                                                PUNK

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