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GTS Mark · 02-12-2004, 07:18 PM

25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"

DH

dotwind · 02-12-2004, 07:20 PM

mahoney · 02-12-2004, 07:22 PM

I have never met a Canadian I didn't like. Plus they have the High Octane beer and tons of strip clubs. I think it's time to pay Canada a little trip

GTS Mark · 02-12-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
I have never met a Canadian I didn't like. Plus they have the High Octane beer and tons of strip clubs. I think it's time to pay Canada a little trip

Giddy up!

DH

Head · 02-12-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

I did not know this till now!

Thanx DH

Paul Waters · 02-12-2004, 07:33 PM

G'day, Eh!

Maru · 02-12-2004, 07:35 PM

Canadians are more civilized and less brazen than Americans. Maybe it's the infusion of French culture.

psyko514 · 02-12-2004, 07:39 PM

Quote:

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

who the fuck brags about Celine Dion being Canadian?
i just tell people she's from France.

maxdaname · 02-12-2004, 07:40 PM

I AM CANADIAN!!

GoodChris · 02-12-2004, 07:41 PM

I AM C A N A D I A N

maxdaname · 02-12-2004, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

who the fuck brags about Celine Dion being Canadian?
i just tell people she's from France.

Seriously, we rather brag about Pamela being Canadian

fuzebox · 02-12-2004, 07:43 PM

LadyMischief · 02-12-2004, 07:50 PM

Hahhaha awesome nice DH!

jact · 02-12-2004, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoodChris
I AM C A N A D I A N

JFK · 02-12-2004, 07:52 PM

Too bad Canadians get NO RESPECT a BMW dealers EH ??

Doctor Dre · 02-12-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey

2 funniest ones :P

JensMoviePost · 02-12-2004, 07:54 PM

wyldblyss · 02-12-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoodChris
I AM C A N A D I A N

What he said!

emmanuelle · 02-12-2004, 08:07 PM

CDSmith · 02-12-2004, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maru
Canadians are more civilized and less brazen than Americans. Maybe it's the infusion of French culture.

Then again, maybe not.

Crak me a brewski frum that two-four over dere eh? An gimme beck my tooque ya homo.

GTS Mark · 02-12-2004, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Too bad Canadians get NO RESPECT a BMW dealers EH ??

Shaddup you!

DH

Maru · 02-12-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Then again, maybe not.

Crak me a brewski frum that two-four over dere eh? An gimme beck my tooque ya homo.

Homo? I didn't even try my "Parlez-moi d'amour" pick-up line.

Makingcoin · 02-12-2004, 08:20 PM

Ic3m4nZ · 02-12-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoodChris
I AM C A N A D I A N

mastamindz · 02-12-2004, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Then again, maybe not.

Crak me a brewski frum that two-four over dere eh? An gimme beck my tooque ya homo.

That kind of sounded like a newfie.

myjah · 02-12-2004, 08:31 PM

nope. but i love #15!

The Click · 02-12-2004, 08:36 PM

Platinum Dave · 02-12-2004, 08:37 PM

I didnt know this one

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

Bex · 02-12-2004, 08:39 PM

heheh nice list DH!

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

Mike Myers

cool1 · 02-12-2004, 08:55 PM

I am a frozen Canadian

boardersweetie · 02-12-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
I have never met a Canadian I didn't like. Plus they have the High Octane beer and tons of strip clubs. I think it's time to pay Canada a little trip

I LOVE Canadians.

snipah7 · 02-12-2004, 08:57 PM

that shit's funny eh?

TweetyBird · 02-12-2004, 08:59 PM

I AM Canadian !!

Ian · 02-12-2004, 09:53 PM

I AM Canadian! I also understand Molson's commercials.

Ice · 02-12-2004, 11:18 PM

from Toronto

finlo · 02-12-2004, 11:20 PM

sounds aboat right

SleazyDream · 02-12-2004, 11:23 PM

awesome

katt · 02-13-2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

DH

LMAO!!!!

Vitasoy · 02-13-2004, 12:38 AM

Canadian..

GiantGnome · 02-13-2004, 01:45 AM

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

Im in usa and always have called it pop

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

I also brag that Celine is canadian. You can keep her!

rip raster · 02-13-2004, 02:39 AM

That rocks

Rip

StuartD · 02-13-2004, 02:44 AM

You all laugh but that fact is..... it's all true

NiTe-HaWk · 02-13-2004, 02:49 AM

I am not Canadian. I only knew 2 of those.

VeriSexy · 02-13-2004, 04:12 AM

I AM Canadian !!

kmanrox · 02-13-2004, 04:30 AM

who would admit to being canadian?

flashfire · 02-13-2004, 05:00 AM

lots of Canadians! Me too

Denis_SC · 02-13-2004, 08:15 AM

Question: What to do if beer interferes with the job?
Answer: Get off the job.

TheLegacy · 02-13-2004, 08:26 AM

I AM C A N A D I A N

Was very interesting to see Conan here over the week - I think hes moving his show up here soon

sherie · 02-13-2004, 08:30 AM

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

That one is funny hahahah!!!

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

Uhh who in the hell does that? I take no credit for those fuckers LOL (Well maybe Jim and definately Mike Myers)

erehwon · 02-13-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoodChris
I AM C A N A D I A N

Take off you hosehead!

Seriously, I'm a first born American to two Canadians.

Canada Rocks!

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Are You CANADIAN? 25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a touque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee" 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan) 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?" DH

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