Are You CANADIAN?
 

25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian


1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".


2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."


3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.


4. You drink Pop, not Soda.


5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean


6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.


7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.


8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.


9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.


10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.


11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.


12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.


13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!


14. You know what a touque is.


15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"


17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.


18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.


19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.


20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.


21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)


22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.


23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.


24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"


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DH

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I have never met a Canadian I didn't like. Plus they have the High Octane beer and tons of strip clubs. I think it's time to pay Canada a little trip :winkwink:

Giddy up! :thumbsup

DH

I did not know this till now!

Thanx DH

G'day, Eh!



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Canadians are more civilized and less brazen than Americans. Maybe it's the infusion of French culture. :)

who the fuck brags about Celine Dion being Canadian?
i just tell people she's from France.

I AM CANADIAN!!

I AM C A N A D I A N

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Seriously, we rather brag about Pamela being Canadian :Graucho

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Hahhaha awesome nice DH! :)

Too bad Canadians get NO RESPECT a BMW dealers EH ??:1orglaugh

2 funniest ones :P

Nice

What he said!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Then again, maybe not.




Crak me a brewski frum that two-four over dere eh? An gimme beck my tooque ya homo. :thumbsup

Shaddup you! :winkwink:

DH

Homo? I didn't even try my "Parlez-moi d'amour" pick-up line.

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That kind of sounded like a newfie.

nope. but i love #15!

I didnt know this one

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

heheh nice list DH!

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
:1orglaugh

Mike Myers :thumbsup

I am a frozen Canadian :thumbsup

I LOVE Canadians.

that shit's funny eh?

I AM Canadian !! :thumbsup

I AM Canadian! I also understand Molson's commercials.

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:glugglug from Toronto

sounds aboat right :thumbsup

awesome

LMAO!!!!

Canadian.. :glugglug

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

Im in usa and always have called it pop


12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.


I also brag that Celine is canadian. You can keep her!



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That rocks :1orglaugh




Rip

You all laugh but that fact is..... it's all true :glugglug

I am not Canadian. I only knew 2 of those.

I AM Canadian !! :thumbsup

who would admit to being canadian?

lots of Canadians! Me too:thumbsup

Question: What to do if beer interferes with the job?
Answer: Get off the job.

:1orglaugh

I AM C A N A D I A N


Was very interesting to see Conan here over the week - I think hes moving his show up here soon

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

That one is funny hahahah!!!



12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

Uhh who in the hell does that? I take no credit for those fuckers LOL (Well maybe Jim and definately Mike Myers)

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Take off you hosehead! :1orglaugh

Seriously, I'm a first born American to two Canadians.

Canada Rocks! :thumbsup