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Denis_SC · 02-13-2004, 08:26 AM

I just couldn't not to post this one

An international competition for the title of the most manly man
comprised three tests. Every participant must:
1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka;
2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and
3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never took a bath in her life .
A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.
An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.
A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"

Denis_SC · 02-13-2004, 08:38 AM

Question: What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
Answer: She thinks, 'I hope I'm running not too fast.'

02-13-2004, 08:26 AM	#1
Denis_SC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,332	Say CHEEEESE . Feb 13th I just couldn't not to post this one An international competition for the title of the most manly man comprised three tests. Every participant must: 1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka; 2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and 3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never took a bath in her life . A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead. An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear. A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?" __________________ Denis B. ICQ 342-587-607 denis AT detamed.com

02-13-2004, 08:38 AM	#2
Denis_SC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,332	Question: What does a hen think when a cock runs after her? Answer: She thinks, 'I hope I'm running not too fast.' __________________ Denis B. ICQ 342-587-607 denis AT detamed.com