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Old 02-13-2004, 08:26 AM  
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Say CHEEEESE . Feb 13th

I just couldn't not to post this one

An international competition for the title of the most manly man
comprised three tests. Every participant must:
1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka;
2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and
3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never took a bath in her life .
A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.
An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.
A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"
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