New Voice Analysis Software Tells How In Love Someone Is With You Over The Phone - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 02-12-2004, 01:59 PM

New Software Listens for Love

NEW YORK - Does she love me? Does she even care? Voice-analysis software based on Israeli counterterrorism technology professes to tell you in an instant whether that special someone is interested.

Love Detector, put out by a small New York-based company, provides a convenient readout of the emotional temperature of a conversation on a scale from five (a love that would shame Romeo and Juliet) to minus one (a statue could have warmer feelings).

Connect your phone to a Windows PC running the $49.95 Love Detector, and the program will rate the amount of love in the voice of whomever you talk to. You'll also need a special $14.95 phone connector, which only works with regular, non-cordless phones.

On the computer screen, the love level is presented by a daisy. The more petals on the daisy, the hotter the passion. If the love level is negative, the daisy starts to wilt. The program also gauges the level of embarrassment and concentration in the call.

The program runs 8,000 mathematical formulas to divine 16 emotional parameters. If you thought love was complicated, there's your proof.

V Entertainment, the manufacturer, says the detector is 96 percent accurate and works in any language and culture. At the same time, V Entertainment cautions that the detector is only for entertainment purposes.

There's also a $19.95 Love Detector for handheld computers running the Pocket PC operating system. These personal digital assistants, or PDAs, generally have a built-in microphone, so you won't be tethered to the phone. However, monitoring the PDA screen while talking to a love interest could cause your embarrassment level to spike to, say, three.

The Love Detector is based on lie-detection software developed by Nemesysco Ltd. of Israel.

V Entertainment is trying to take this less romantic technology to U.S. law enforcement, government agencies and insurance companies.

lurking · 02-12-2004, 02:04 PM

wow, people must get really bored with their lives to buy into shit like this.

brand0n · 02-12-2004, 02:06 PM

you dont need this to tell if she loves you, all you need is your montly bank statement

LauraLee · 02-12-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
you dont need this to tell if she loves you, all you need is your montly bank statement

haha, funny fella

gornyhuy · 02-12-2004, 03:41 PM

Peaches · 02-12-2004, 03:43 PM

My luck I'd end up with a full daisy when a telemarketer called.

Jer · 02-12-2004, 03:51 PM

People will start to buy this and use it when they call phone sex services.

02-12-2004, 01:59 PM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	New Voice Analysis Software Tells How In Love Someone Is With You Over The Phone New Software Listens for Love NEW YORK - Does she love me? Does she even care? Voice-analysis software based on Israeli counterterrorism technology professes to tell you in an instant whether that special someone is interested. Love Detector, put out by a small New York-based company, provides a convenient readout of the emotional temperature of a conversation on a scale from five (a love that would shame Romeo and Juliet) to minus one (a statue could have warmer feelings). Connect your phone to a Windows PC running the $49.95 Love Detector, and the program will rate the amount of love in the voice of whomever you talk to. You'll also need a special $14.95 phone connector, which only works with regular, non-cordless phones. On the computer screen, the love level is presented by a daisy. The more petals on the daisy, the hotter the passion. If the love level is negative, the daisy starts to wilt. The program also gauges the level of embarrassment and concentration in the call. The program runs 8,000 mathematical formulas to divine 16 emotional parameters. If you thought love was complicated, there's your proof. V Entertainment, the manufacturer, says the detector is 96 percent accurate and works in any language and culture. At the same time, V Entertainment cautions that the detector is only for entertainment purposes. There's also a $19.95 Love Detector for handheld computers running the Pocket PC operating system. These personal digital assistants, or PDAs, generally have a built-in microphone, so you won't be tethered to the phone. However, monitoring the PDA screen while talking to a love interest could cause your embarrassment level to spike to, say, three. The Love Detector is based on lie-detection software developed by Nemesysco Ltd. of Israel. V Entertainment is trying to take this less romantic technology to U.S. law enforcement, government agencies and insurance companies. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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lurking Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 868	wow, people must get really bored with their lives to buy into shit like this.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	My luck I'd end up with a full daisy when a telemarketer called.

02-12-2004, 03:51 PM	#7
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