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Old 02-11-2004, 10:03 PM   #1
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Post the weirdest search term from your logs!
Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:10 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:12 PM   #3
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Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

todays stats

# Hits Search String

1 348 39.37% blunt
2 197 22.29% blunts
3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
4 17 1.92% keef
5 17 1.92% scratch
6 16 1.81% ecstasy
7 13 1.47% Blunt
8 13 1.47% stoners
9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
10 12 1.36% chillum
11 11 1.24% blunts.com
12 11 1.24% dimebags
13 10 1.13% BLUNT
14 10 1.13% juicy
15 7 0.79% Blunts
16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
20 5 0.57% the 70s
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:14 PM   #4
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Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

todays stats

# Hits Search String

1 348 39.37% blunt
2 197 22.29% blunts
3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
4 17 1.92% keef
5 17 1.92% scratch
6 16 1.81% ecstasy
7 13 1.47% Blunt
8 13 1.47% stoners
9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
10 12 1.36% chillum
11 11 1.24% blunts.com
12 11 1.24% dimebags
13 10 1.13% BLUNT
14 10 1.13% juicy
15 7 0.79% Blunts
16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
20 5 0.57% the 70s
All seemed to make sense until "the 70s"
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:15 PM   #5
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Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"



I dont really get too many hits from SE's, however, I own two adult search engines.. here's the wierdest term someone searched for:

"search asian school stockings with beaver xxx"
needless to say, his/her search returned 0 results
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:16 PM   #6
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All seemed to make sense until "the 70s"
yea it's wierd, that started appering in my stats for the past two days, dont know from what se it's coming from.
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:27 PM   #7
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I get a lot of mixed junk

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mature fantazy
DICKEATERS
blacktranny
creamy-fucking
NATURALjugs
pregnantladies
strongguys
carfucking
amateur poses kimmy
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ladies+showing+off+in+nylons

most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

needles,in,girls


yikes!
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:29 PM   #8
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I get a lot of mixed junk

preg whores
mature fantazy
DICKEATERS
blacktranny
creamy-fucking
NATURALjugs
pregnantladies
strongguys
carfucking
amateur poses kimmy
cumswollowing
sexysportgirl
firsttimefacials
outdoorpeeing
brown+beauties
big blonde posing
stripping+and+fucking
Viviana tits
panties cock
blowjob freckles
retro+puffies
black schoolgirl whores
starspoker
butterflypartnerclub
kailee+asian+lover
melanie anton bbw
ladies+showing+off+in+nylons

most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

needles,in,girls


yikes!
needles,in,girls. Interesting
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:29 PM   #9
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I get a lot of mixed junk


most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

needles,in,girls


yikes!
i agree
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:30 PM   #10
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Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:31 PM   #11
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:35 PM   #12
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I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
Heres a few from today.

coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
halo asshole video
who is the best ho
fuck this shit
girls puking on cum
boring porn
orangutang sex
womb-bomber
pepperoni areolas
bungee jump video shit
poop turds
sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
morrowind topless



I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:06 AM   #13
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I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
Heres a few from today.

coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
halo asshole video
who is the best ho
fuck this shit
girls puking on cum
boring porn
orangutang sex
womb-bomber
pepperoni areolas
bungee jump video shit
poop turds
sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
morrowind topless



I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.
Womb-bomber sounds kickass. Like some kind of high tech abortion.
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:08 AM   #14
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I just find it odd that people actually search for the domain names sometimes. Could have just typed it in the damn address bar with the same amount of effort...
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Old 04-28-2004, 08:48 PM   #15
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Old 04-28-2004, 09:10 PM   #16
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I especially love it when people search for whole sentence in google or input complex questions
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:15 AM   #17
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I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
Heres a few from today.

coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
halo asshole video
who is the best ho
fuck this shit
girls puking on cum
boring porn
orangutang sex
womb-bomber
pepperoni areolas
bungee jump video shit
poop turds
sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
morrowind topless

I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.
orangutang sex is a normal search around here.

The one for the life of me that I can't figure out is: Hmong porn
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:19 AM   #18
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I especially love it when people search for whole sentence in google or input complex questions
That sometimes actually works quite well, at least for non-porn stuff. I recently found the answer to an obscure hahahahahahas Me networking problem that had been vexing me for weeks by typing in a whole sentence like "Fix Network Neighborhood in hahahahahahas Me" in Google.
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:24 AM   #19
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Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"
I have no clue why people search in complete sentences...the result is competely useless, always funny to watch.
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All porn keywords for me. Very rich ones so I saint spillin it
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"women on video fucking animals in free site with free viewing"


WTF.. I don't have animals on my site, nor any vids for that matter
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:30 AM   #24
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Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

todays stats

# Hits Search String

1 348 39.37% blunt
2 197 22.29% blunts
3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
4 17 1.92% keef
5 17 1.92% scratch
6 16 1.81% ecstasy
7 13 1.47% Blunt
8 13 1.47% stoners
9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
10 12 1.36% chillum
11 11 1.24% blunts.com
12 11 1.24% dimebags
13 10 1.13% BLUNT
14 10 1.13% juicy
15 7 0.79% Blunts
16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
20 5 0.57% the 70s
Thanks for the extra wraps BTW... looks like Honey Zen got mixed up with Honey Miami Blunts, but it ain't no thang. Looking forward to test-driving cotton candy and bubblegum wraps ;)
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:31 AM   #25
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weird single words that showed up in my awstats for "Keywords used on search engines "
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