Post the weirdest search term from your logs!
 

Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"

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party movies
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party
movies
free
wild
break
spring
janet
jacksons
girls
tits
sex
porn
www.wild
ebony
suck
pierced
shaving
tit
cock
dog/webresults.htm
mail
site
movies.com
Other words


that is my list

Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

todays stats

# Hits Search String

1 348 39.37% blunt
2 197 22.29% blunts
3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
4 17 1.92% keef
5 17 1.92% scratch
6 16 1.81% ecstasy
7 13 1.47% Blunt
8 13 1.47% stoners
9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
10 12 1.36% chillum
11 11 1.24% blunts.com
12 11 1.24% dimebags
13 10 1.13% BLUNT
14 10 1.13% juicy
15 7 0.79% Blunts
16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
20 5 0.57% the 70s

All seemed to make sense until "the 70s"

:1orglaugh


I dont really get too many hits from SE's, however, I own two adult search engines.. here's the wierdest term someone searched for:

"search asian school stockings with beaver xxx"
needless to say, his/her search returned 0 results

yea it's wierd, that started appering in my stats for the past two days, dont know from what se it's coming from.

I get a lot of mixed junk

preg whores
mature fantazy
DICKEATERS
blacktranny
creamy-fucking
NATURALjugs
pregnantladies
strongguys
carfucking
amateur poses kimmy
cumswollowing
sexysportgirl
firsttimefacials
outdoorpeeing
brown+beauties
big blonde posing
stripping+and+fucking
Viviana tits
panties cock
blowjob freckles
retro+puffies
black schoolgirl whores
starspoker
butterflypartnerclub
kailee+asian+lover
melanie anton bbw
ladies+showing+off+in+nylons

most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

needles,in,girls


yikes!

needles,in,girls. Interesting :eek7

:throwup i agree

:1orglaugh

I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
Heres a few from today.

coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
halo asshole video
who is the best ho
fuck this shit
girls puking on cum
boring porn
orangutang sex
womb-bomber
pepperoni areolas
bungee jump video shit
poop turds
sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
morrowind topless



I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites. :1orglaugh

Womb-bomber sounds kickass. Like some kind of high tech abortion.

I just find it odd that people actually search for the domain names sometimes. Could have just typed it in the damn address bar with the same amount of effort...

These are from a mainstream news site...lol


mouth cancer pics
Man cuts off penis and testicles pic
albino triplets guinness records
laser popping balloon
pic of bottled nosed baby dolphin and the mother bottled dolphi
wall climber video eminem
what kind of animals dead in the zoo
82 year old man jumping out of plane for birthday
Man eats McDonald's for a month and goes to hospital
all good festival rumors
bottled nosed dolphin
hasn't eaten india milk tea water
in antarctica scientist use tools what kind of tools
japanese tradition for mother to give son oral sex as reward
norway chocolate during pregnancy women study 300
number of women nyc marathon
what kind of housework is safe during pregnancy

I especially love it when people search for whole sentence in google or input complex questions :winkwink:

orangutang sex is a normal search around here. :1orglaugh

The one for the life of me that I can't figure out is: Hmong porn

That sometimes actually works quite well, at least for non-porn stuff. I recently found the answer to an obscure hahahahahahas Me networking problem that had been vexing me for weeks by typing in a whole sentence like "Fix Network Neighborhood in hahahahahahas Me" in Google.

I have no clue why people search in complete sentences...the result is competely useless, always funny to watch.

Top 200 of 9090 Total Search Strings



All porn keywords for me. Very rich ones so I saint spillin it :)

scatilicious

" I am searching for more cocks"
:thumbsup

"women on video fucking animals in free site with free viewing"


WTF.. I don't have animals on my site, nor any vids for that matter

Thanks for the extra wraps BTW... looks like Honey Zen got mixed up with Honey Miami Blunts, but it ain't no thang. Looking forward to test-driving cotton candy and bubblegum wraps ;)

pic - 78
site - 20
fun - 3


weird single words that showed up in my awstats for "Keywords used on search engines "