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Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2004, 06:42 PM

Whats the rule to tip a masseuse ? Not the one that gives you a handjob but a real therapeutic massage?

hudson · 02-11-2004, 06:44 PM

one buck for every five?

hudson · 02-11-2004, 06:46 PM

or...just give her a $50 and tell her to give you a hand job...much better

AnalProbe · 02-11-2004, 06:47 PM

10%, if she does Anal massage 20%

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 06:48 PM

I give $10 for a one hour massage.

freeadultcontent · 02-11-2004, 06:49 PM

Your supposed to tip them as well? ok fuck can someone please give me a list of people you are not supposed to tip.

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 06:50 PM

http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

freeadultcontent · 02-11-2004, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

Ok I bought one, then they sent a paypal money request for a 15% tip.

Seriously who do we not tip?

_Danielle_ · 02-11-2004, 06:53 PM

10% or 15% for sure!! But, if you weren't satisfied
then you are not obligated to. They usually get a percentage
of the cost.

Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Your supposed to tip them as well? ok fuck can someone please give me a list of people you are not supposed to tip.

I used to bartend back in the day so I have a bad tendency of thinking evryone gets a tip

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Ok I bought one, then they sent a paypal money request for a 15% tip.

Seriously who do we not tip?

There is a list on that site...here:

http://www.tipping.org/tips/TipsPageTipsUS.html

Doctor Dre · 02-11-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Ok I bought one, then they sent a paypal money request for a 15% tip.

Seriously who do we not tip?

Youre kidding right?

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 06:56 PM

Click on each individual one, it tells you who to tip, how much, and who not to tip.

freeadultcontent · 02-11-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue

There is a list on that site...here:

http://www.tipping.org/tips/TipsPageTipsUS.html

Masage isnt listed.

Kind of figured that, specially since around here they rent the booths and bring in their own clients.

Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2004, 06:58 PM

What about strippers and ;lapdances?

freeadultcontent · 02-11-2004, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Youre kidding right?

yes.

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 06:59 PM

There is also a tipping calculator...I tip between 10 and 15% for a massage. Euphoria gives you a little envelope for tips afterward.

tayloryum · 02-11-2004, 07:00 PM

if they work for someone else (a salon, a spa) you tip the usual 15% (or more if you want, if they are above average, etc.), or less if they suck.

if they are independent (work for themselves, don't have to share profits), then tipping is optionial.

DreamCumTrue · 02-11-2004, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
What about strippers and ;lapdances?

http://www.tipping.org/tips/TipsPageExoticClub.html

freeadultcontent · 02-11-2004, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
What about strippers and ;lapdances?

it says 3.00 per song if your at the table or whatever per person. Then 1.00 per drink. I think a lapdance payment is a tip in itself.

For you juicy, just let them rub your pecks

nojob · 02-11-2004, 07:51 PM

My phone has a built in tip calc. which saves the day... but for that questions. to each his own. depends on the broad

MrIzzz · 02-11-2004, 08:00 PM

juicy was a sexy bartender. hoochs used to tip him by slipping 20s in his thong

PatrickKing · 02-11-2004, 08:13 PM

Tape a fifty dollar bill to your penis, if she finds it she gets a fifty dollar tip, if she does'nt find it she don't deserve a tip.

Vitasoy · 02-11-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
Tape a fifty dollar bill to your penis, if she finds it she gets a fifty dollar tip, if she does'nt find it she don't deserve a tip.

haha I'll try that in a trip bar

hudson · 02-11-2004, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
What about strippers and ;lapdances?

throw a buck on the stage for the dancer...just remember you ain't no human ATM machine, god dammit ;-)

hudson · 02-11-2004, 08:44 PM

lapdance generally the tip is not expected...just ask them, since they prob make 50% of the dance

synergysex · 02-11-2004, 08:50 PM

I always like how people tell others how to tip. There are websites and guides devoted to it and its all bullshit.

I remember this one resturant I used to go to alot started giving out these little plastic calanders. On one side was the calander, and on the other side was a quick refference guide for 15% tips and 20% tips. They gave them to you along with your bill. I never went back to that place after that because of it.

For example, when you visit a resturant, some of the things you should consider:

1). Did the waiter check back often to see if your drinks were full, or let you sit there dry? Or did they try to avoid you by hanging around in the kitchen and pretending not to hear you when you signaled that you'd like a refill.

2). Speed of service. Did the waiter get your order quickly, return with your food quickly?

3). Did the waiter offer extra napkins? Stop by and ask if there was anything else you needed? Offer sauce, ketchup or whatever.

You should tip based on YOUR satisifaction with the service, product, atmospehe and the whole experince. If you aren't happy, don't leave a tip. Many waiters and waitresses have come to expect tips. Fuck them. Tips are for good service. The price listed on the menu is for wham, bam thank you mam service.

There have been plenty of times I have left a resturant without leaving a tip because the service was so rotten. Good service deserves an extra bonus and that bonus is the tip.

Poor service deserves nothing.

hudson · 02-11-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by synergysex
I always like how people tell others how to tip. There are websites and guides devoted to it and its all bullshit.

I remember this one resturant I used to go to alot started giving out these little plastic calanders. On one side was the calander, and on the other side was a quick refference guide for 15% tips and 20% tips. They gave them to you along with your bill. I never went back to that place after that because of it.

For example, when you visit a resturant, some of the things you should consider:

1). Did the waiter check back often to see if your drinks were full, or let you sit there dry? Or did they try to avoid you by hanging around in the kitchen and pretending not to hear you when you signaled that you'd like a refill.

2). Speed of service. Did the waiter get your order quickly, return with your food quickly?

3). Did the waiter offer extra napkins? Stop by and ask if there was anything else you needed? Offer sauce, ketchup or whatever.

You should tip based on YOUR satisifaction with the service, product, atmospehe and the whole experince. If you aren't happy, don't leave a tip. Many waiters and waitresses have come to expect tips. Fuck them. Tips are for good service. The price listed on the menu is for wham, bam thank you mam service.

There have been plenty of times I have left a resturant without leaving a tip because the service was so rotten. Good service deserves an extra bonus and that bonus is the tip.

Poor service deserves nothing.

15 - 20%
10% if you hate them

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_Danielle_ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The OC Posts: 949	10% or 15% for sure!! But, if you weren't satisfied then you are not obligated to. They usually get a percentage of the cost. __________________

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tayloryum Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago, IL, USA Posts: 423	if they work for someone else (a salon, a spa) you tip the usual 15% (or more if you want, if they are above average, etc.), or less if they suck. if they are independent (work for themselves, don't have to share profits), then tipping is optionial. __________________ Free Live Web Cam Girls Content for Promotion These girls CONVERT LIKE CRAZY - do yourself a favor and sign-up today!

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MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	juicy was a sexy bartender. hoochs used to tip him by slipping 20s in his thong __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	one buck for every five?

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hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	or...just give her a $50 and tell her to give you a hand job...much better

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AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	10%, if she does Anal massage 20%

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	I give $10 for a one hour massage.

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	Click on each individual one, it tells you who to tip, how much, and who not to tip.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	What about strippers and ;lapdances?

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	There is also a tipping calculator...I tip between 10 and 15% for a massage. Euphoria gives you a little envelope for tips afterward.

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nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	My phone has a built in tip calc. which saves the day... but for that questions. to each his own. depends on the broad

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PatrickKing Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Looking in your hahahahahaha. Posts: 2,096	Tape a fifty dollar bill to your penis, if she finds it she gets a fifty dollar tip, if she does'nt find it she don't deserve a tip. __________________ [email protected]

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hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	lapdance generally the tip is not expected...just ask them, since they prob make 50% of the dance

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synergysex Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 461	I always like how people tell others how to tip. There are websites and guides devoted to it and its all bullshit. I remember this one resturant I used to go to alot started giving out these little plastic calanders. On one side was the calander, and on the other side was a quick refference guide for 15% tips and 20% tips. They gave them to you along with your bill. I never went back to that place after that because of it. For example, when you visit a resturant, some of the things you should consider: 1). Did the waiter check back often to see if your drinks were full, or let you sit there dry? Or did they try to avoid you by hanging around in the kitchen and pretending not to hear you when you signaled that you'd like a refill. 2). Speed of service. Did the waiter get your order quickly, return with your food quickly? 3). Did the waiter offer extra napkins? Stop by and ask if there was anything else you needed? Offer sauce, ketchup or whatever. You should tip based on YOUR satisifaction with the service, product, atmospehe and the whole experince. If you aren't happy, don't leave a tip. Many waiters and waitresses have come to expect tips. Fuck them. Tips are for good service. The price listed on the menu is for wham, bam thank you mam service. There have been plenty of times I have left a resturant without leaving a tip because the service was so rotten. Good service deserves an extra bonus and that bonus is the tip. Poor service deserves nothing. __________________ Do You Hate Seatbelt Citations? Don't Get Mad, Get Organized!