Want a seat in tonight's battle of the boards poker tourney? - GoFuckYourself.com

DTK · 02-09-2004, 06:34 PM

I have two extra entries....a friend has already gotten dibs on one, and my third personality has chumped out for the evening. So if you'd like a spot in tonight's hilarity, reply here and tell me why you merit this uber-elite honor.

02-09-2004, 06:35 PM

Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)!

Dirty F · 02-09-2004, 06:35 PM

If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.

DTK · 02-09-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)!

Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter

DTK · 02-09-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.

You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 06:43 PM

I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 06:43 PM

i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro

Dirty F · 02-09-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by DTK

You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL

Because i cant be assed making up a cool story if the tournament is gonne be in 3 hours anyway

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro

DTK · 02-09-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro

You edited your post ;)

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by DTK

You edited your post ;)

ahhhh fuck me in the ass Damnit Damnit Damnit. Ok can a guy get in or what bro. I was 24 then 23 then last night 22 I went all in with Aces and 10's and got beat with Aces and Jacks

DTK · 02-09-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.

True enough but hey, somebody has to finish 60th...

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 06:51 PM

cmon the old lady is out and Im in this motherfucker

Tipsy · 02-09-2004, 06:57 PM

I'll have it then I can add it to my collection

02-09-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK

Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter

I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house.

m00d · 02-09-2004, 06:57 PM

Um, I'm really cool.

smut4all · 02-09-2004, 07:00 PM

how about because I've already won and entry to the PP3 boat and beatten about 70 other webmasters at greenguys tourney?

Ramster · 02-09-2004, 07:00 PM

What place do we need to finish in to qualify? I know I was on the final table in one last week.

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy
I'll have it then I can add it to my collection

well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house.

temptinnnngg....but no

Tipsy · 02-09-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK

well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)

I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies!

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies!

Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 07:07 PM

smut4all · 02-09-2004, 07:07 PM

Come on DTK, I'll make you proud

GSpotShawn · 02-09-2004, 07:08 PM

fiddy five on DTK for the win.

smut4all · 02-09-2004, 07:11 PM

doesn't the tourney start at 10?

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smut4all
doesn't the tourney start at 10?

9pm central time 48 minutes

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:13 PM

Veterans Day, your story is uninspiring but I'll give you credit for persistence. Come on, somebody give me something better than "my gal's been giving me blowjobs"...

Tipsy · 02-09-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK

Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P

Oh well - was worth a try :D

02-09-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK

temptinnnngg....but no

Well, if you change your mind, I'm ready to destroy all those at the tables!

pornstar2pac · 02-09-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.

Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 07:19 PM

Im fuckin serious, the first 2 tourneys she wasnt here, but last night I was fuckin her on my desk while pushing fold or call. I fuckin swear, then I got hammered on an all in with aces and 10's WTF im in this bitch

smut4all · 02-09-2004, 07:19 PM

I just found out about this game. But I guarantee I'll win it if I play

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSpotShawn
fiddy five on DTK for the win.

Right on

Just make sure you get 10-1

Ramster · 02-09-2004, 07:19 PM

Found the list at Oprano, I'm in for finishing 7th. Yippee!

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smut4all
But I guarantee I'll win it if I play

Not exactly what I'm looking for...

smut4all · 02-09-2004, 07:23 PM

lol, well I thought you wanted to bet on a winner. i guess i was wrong. Peace

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 07:32 PM

pornstar2pac · 02-09-2004, 07:40 PM

anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:40 PM

Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot

Check icq

Tipsy · 02-09-2004, 07:43 PM

For those that have missed it and want to play...

There is another poker tournament on tonight open to all.

Check out the o prano poker section for details.

Veterans Day · 02-09-2004, 07:45 PM

02-09-2004, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK
Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)

Awesome! Thanks

... How do I reach you?

Rictor · 02-09-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week

Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

Awesome! Thanks ... How do I reach you?

1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

already told Pat that you're in

DTK · 02-09-2004, 07:52 PM

I should have hunted down CDSmith....damn canuck bastage short stacked me the other night. I'll repay the favor soon enough

pornstar2pac · 02-09-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.

you wait till we are giving away $10,000 WPT buy-in seats.

you'll come around.

02-09-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK

1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

already told Pat that you're in

You're the man. Thanks again.

02-09-2004, 06:34 PM	#1
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Want a seat in tonight's battle of the boards poker tourney? I have two extra entries....a friend has already gotten dibs on one, and my third personality has chumped out for the evening. So if you'd like a spot in tonight's hilarity, reply here and tell me why you merit this uber-elite honor.

02-09-2004, 06:43 PM	#7
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02-09-2004, 06:35 PM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)!

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.

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DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Veterans Day, your story is uninspiring but I'll give you credit for persistence. Come on, somebody give me something better than "my gal's been giving me blowjobs"...

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Veterans Day Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Windy City Posts: 8,403	Im fuckin serious, the first 2 tourneys she wasnt here, but last night I was fuckin her on my desk while pushing fold or call. I fuckin swear, then I got hammered on an all in with aces and 10's WTF im in this bitch __________________ Build a Massive Traffic Network, Hands FREE, Totally Automated

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