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DTK 02-09-2004 06:34 PM

Want a seat in tonight's battle of the boards poker tourney?
 
I have two extra entries....a friend has already gotten dibs on one, and my third personality has chumped out for the evening. So if you'd like a spot in tonight's hilarity, reply here and tell me why you merit this uber-elite honor.

shermo 02-09-2004 06:35 PM

Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)! :Graucho

Dirty F 02-09-2004 06:35 PM

If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.

DTK 02-09-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)! :Graucho
Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter:winkwink:

DTK 02-09-2004 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.
You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL

Rictor 02-09-2004 06:43 PM

I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 06:43 PM

i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro

Dirty F 02-09-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL

Because i cant be assed making up a cool story if the tournament is gonne be in 3 hours anyway :)

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro
:Graucho

DTK 02-09-2004 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro
You edited your post ;)

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


You edited your post ;)

ahhhh fuck me in the ass Damnit Damnit Damnit. Ok can a guy get in or what bro. I was 24 then 23 then last night 22 I went all in with Aces and 10's and got beat with Aces and Jacks:(

DTK 02-09-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.
True enough but hey, somebody has to finish 60th...

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 06:51 PM

:Graucho cmon the old lady is out and Im in this motherfucker

Tipsy 02-09-2004 06:57 PM

I'll have it then I can add it to my collection :winkwink:

shermo 02-09-2004 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter:winkwink:

I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house. :Graucho

m00d 02-09-2004 06:57 PM

Um, I'm really cool.:winkwink:

smut4all 02-09-2004 07:00 PM

how about because I've already won and entry to the PP3 boat and beatten about 70 other webmasters at greenguys tourney?

Ramster 02-09-2004 07:00 PM

What place do we need to finish in to qualify? I know I was on the final table in one last week.

DTK 02-09-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
I'll have it then I can add it to my collection :winkwink:
well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)

DTK 02-09-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house. :Graucho

temptinnnngg....but no

Tipsy 02-09-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)

I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies! :)

DTK 02-09-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy


I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies! :)

Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 07:07 PM

wtf:glugglug

smut4all 02-09-2004 07:07 PM

Come on DTK, I'll make you proud

GSpotShawn 02-09-2004 07:08 PM

fiddy five on DTK for the win.

smut4all 02-09-2004 07:11 PM

doesn't the tourney start at 10?

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smut4all
doesn't the tourney start at 10?
9pm central time 48 minutes

DTK 02-09-2004 07:13 PM

Veterans Day, your story is uninspiring but I'll give you credit for persistence. Come on, somebody give me something better than "my gal's been giving me blowjobs"...

Tipsy 02-09-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P

Oh well - was worth a try :D

shermo 02-09-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


temptinnnngg....but no

Well, if you change your mind, I'm ready to destroy all those at the tables! :Graucho

pornstar2pac 02-09-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.


Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 07:19 PM

Im fuckin serious, the first 2 tourneys she wasnt here, but last night I was fuckin her on my desk while pushing fold or call. I fuckin swear, then I got hammered on an all in with aces and 10's WTF im in this bitch:Graucho

smut4all 02-09-2004 07:19 PM

I just found out about this game. But I guarantee I'll win it if I play

DTK 02-09-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSpotShawn
fiddy five on DTK for the win.
Right on :thumbsup Just make sure you get 10-1

Ramster 02-09-2004 07:19 PM

Found the list at Oprano, I'm in for finishing 7th. Yippee!

DTK 02-09-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smut4all
But I guarantee I'll win it if I play
Not exactly what I'm looking for...

smut4all 02-09-2004 07:23 PM

lol, well I thought you wanted to bet on a winner. i guess i was wrong. Peace

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 07:32 PM

psst:winkwink:

pornstar2pac 02-09-2004 07:40 PM

anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot

DTK 02-09-2004 07:40 PM

Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)

DTK 02-09-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot
Check icq :)

Tipsy 02-09-2004 07:43 PM

For those that have missed it and want to play...


There is another poker tournament on tonight open to all.

Check out the o prano poker section for details.

Veterans Day 02-09-2004 07:45 PM

:Graucho

shermo 02-09-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK
Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)
Awesome! Thanks :)... How do I reach you?

Rictor 02-09-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac




Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week

Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.

DTK 02-09-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

Awesome! Thanks :)... How do I reach you?

1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

already told Pat that you're in

DTK 02-09-2004 07:52 PM

I should have hunted down CDSmith....damn canuck bastage short stacked me the other night. I'll repay the favor soon enough:winkwink:

pornstar2pac 02-09-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.


you wait till we are giving away $10,000 WPT buy-in seats.


you'll come around.:thumbsup

shermo 02-09-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

already told Pat that you're in

You're the man. Thanks again. :thumbsup


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