How to get your g/f to smoke weed with you? - GoFuckYourself.com

brizzad · 02-08-2004, 10:03 PM

Anyone know? My g/f doesn't care that I smoke, but she won't touch the stuff. How can I get her to try it? .. Maybe if I made her some special brownies one day

arial · 02-08-2004, 10:04 PM

Use the old "If you love then you will..."

B40 · 02-08-2004, 10:04 PM

Brownies or cookies works...or just tell her the sex after will be amazing

420 · 02-08-2004, 10:06 PM

Just blow it in her face while she's sleeping.

Ic3m4nZ · 02-08-2004, 10:07 PM

Throw some GHB in her glass

pamphage · 02-08-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
Anyone know? My g/f doesn't care that I smoke, but she won't touch the stuff. How can I get her to try it? .. Maybe if I made her some special brownies one day

dude. listen up. been there done that. it's not worth it, bro. if they like it, all they do is end up smokin half your stash.

Spunky · 02-08-2004, 10:08 PM

Easy..slip some roofies in her drink and she will do everything you say

m00d · 02-08-2004, 10:08 PM

You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?

arial · 02-08-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?

It's only a gateway drug if you let it become one.

420 · 02-08-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?

There is no such thing as a gateway drug. The dealers are the only gateway into harder drugs.

m00d · 02-08-2004, 10:11 PM

i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads

cool1 · 02-08-2004, 10:12 PM

Keep it all for yourself, don't share it with her.

tranza · 02-08-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by 420
Just blow it in her face while she's sleeping.

OMG!!! I actually laughed out loud!!! hahahahahahahahaha

That was great!!

bhutocracy · 02-08-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads

of course saying something stupid will bring about a response.

420 · 02-08-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads

Don't be stupid, I was already in this thread.

arial · 02-08-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by 420

Don't be stupid, I was already in this thread.

CyberTraffic · 02-08-2004, 10:15 PM

Tell her it's the coolest thing and that everyone else is doing it.

nofx · 02-08-2004, 10:19 PM

just start smoking while you are in your vehicle and keep smoking until it is smoked out. she will get a contact high ;]

Basic_man · 02-08-2004, 10:20 PM

Tell her that everybody smoke some pot one of these day... it's a new way to look at her life.. and you..

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-08-2004, 10:20 PM

I wish my hubby did not smoke.. costs me too much money and we fight over who gets the last few bonghits..keep her clean and you wont have those two problems to deal with

rich219content · 02-08-2004, 10:35 PM

put it in a tasty treat!

xxxoutsourcing · 02-08-2004, 10:47 PM

Why force anyone to take drugs!
If she says know ya should be proud of her not being weak...

Let her do it in her own time... if she wants..

Brat · 02-08-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing
Why force anyone to take drugs!
If she says know ya should be proud of her not being weak...

Let her do it in her own time... if she wants..

exactly.

goBigtime · 02-08-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
...It's the gateway drug afterall...

I drank and had smoked cigarettes before I tried pot....

The real gateway drugs are alcohol and tobacco. But they can't be fouled because they are legal.

Their death toll is probably far higher than all other "hard" drugs combined.

Baal · 02-08-2004, 10:53 PM

Haha, this thread made me put on this song:

-------------------------------
NOFX: "Drugs Are Good"
-------------------------------

Want to fuck off, drop out
Never trust a fucking hippie
For that matter don't trust anyone

Quit school, don't work
Livin' up the music you punk
If I could do it so could anyone

Drugs are good
They make you do things that you know you not should
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

Want to join a punk band
Shave your head and get a tattoo
You don't need talent just the attitude

Self destruction
For no particular reason beat up everyone

Drugs are neat
And you can buy them relatively cheap
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

TheEnforcer · 02-08-2004, 10:54 PM

If she doesn't she doesn't. Don't sweat it as long as she can deal with you smoking.

That said- if she does seem a little open to the idea you could offer to do the take a hit and give her a kiss and blow the smoke into her mouth yourself approach. That's been known to work. Try that once as an offer and if she turns it down just drop it and you never know if you stop asking she may one day decide for herself to try it. You put too much pressure on her and it will just make things worse.

Bill8 · 02-08-2004, 11:34 PM

Brownies, or eating grass in any form, would be a really bad and irresponsible thing to do, and this is why.

When you eat grass the effect is a lot stronger than smoking, and it lasts a lot longer. It takes a surprisingly small amount for the effect to become pretty strongly psychedelic. I'm talking sitting in a trance while endless visions march thru your head kind of thing.

When you smoke it, you can control the dose much better, and the effects wear off after a reasonably short period of time.

I could tell you sad stories, but I won't. The point is eating is a BAD, BAD way to introduce someone to grass.

When she wants it she will ask you for it.

nap · 02-08-2004, 11:52 PM

nothing is more annoying than peer pressure. if she doesn't want to do it don't force it on her. if she is around you long enough smoking all the time then odds are she will try it when she is ready.

machinegunkelly · 02-08-2004, 11:53 PM

Dont do it ..
I got mine to smoke last week and she wont stop smoking all my buds now

stocktrader23 · 02-08-2004, 11:56 PM

In third grade all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as you
Schemein on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I got no game and every face looks the same
They got no name so i don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "Yo what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run these drugs are probably gonna catch up sooner or later
But fuck it I'm on one so let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal chord,
So it's not a straight line no more
So we walk around lookin' like some windup dolls
Shit stickin' out of our backs like a dinosaur
Shit six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now I'm gonna try to find some more

02-08-2004, 10:03 PM	#1
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	How to get your g/f to smoke weed with you? Anyone know? My g/f doesn't care that I smoke, but she won't touch the stuff. How can I get her to try it? .. Maybe if I made her some special brownies one day

02-08-2004, 10:04 PM	#3
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02-08-2004, 10:08 PM	#7
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02-08-2004, 10:12 PM	#12
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Keep it all for yourself, don't share it with her. __________________

02-08-2004, 10:04 PM	#2
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Use the old "If you love then you will..."

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Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	Throw some GHB in her glass

02-08-2004, 10:08 PM	#8
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?

02-08-2004, 10:11 PM	#11
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads

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CyberTraffic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Traffic Land ~ ICQ:213666533 Posts: 2,187	Tell her it's the coolest thing and that everyone else is doing it.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	just start smoking while you are in your vehicle and keep smoking until it is smoked out. she will get a contact high ;] __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I wish my hubby did not smoke.. costs me too much money and we fight over who gets the last few bonghits..keep her clean and you wont have those two problems to deal with

02-08-2004, 10:35 PM	#21
rich219content Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 80	put it in a tasty treat!

02-08-2004, 10:47 PM	#22
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02-08-2004, 10:53 PM	#25
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	Haha, this thread made me put on this song: ------------------------------- NOFX: "Drugs Are Good" ------------------------------- Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fucking hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good They make you do things that you know you not should And when you do them people think that you're cool And when you do them people think that you're cool Want to join a punk band Shave your head and get a tattoo You don't need talent just the attitude Self destruction For no particular reason beat up everyone Drugs are neat And you can buy them relatively cheap And when you do them people think that you're cool And when you do them people think that you're cool

02-08-2004, 10:54 PM	#26
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	If she doesn't she doesn't. Don't sweat it as long as she can deal with you smoking. That said- if she does seem a little open to the idea you could offer to do the take a hit and give her a kiss and blow the smoke into her mouth yourself approach. That's been known to work. Try that once as an offer and if she turns it down just drop it and you never know if you stop asking she may one day decide for herself to try it. You put too much pressure on her and it will just make things worse. __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

02-08-2004, 11:34 PM	#27
Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	Brownies, or eating grass in any form, would be a really bad and irresponsible thing to do, and this is why. When you eat grass the effect is a lot stronger than smoking, and it lasts a lot longer. It takes a surprisingly small amount for the effect to become pretty strongly psychedelic. I'm talking sitting in a trance while endless visions march thru your head kind of thing. When you smoke it, you can control the dose much better, and the effects wear off after a reasonably short period of time. I could tell you sad stories, but I won't. The point is eating is a BAD, BAD way to introduce someone to grass. When she wants it she will ask you for it.

02-08-2004, 11:52 PM	#28
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	nothing is more annoying than peer pressure. if she doesn't want to do it don't force it on her. if she is around you long enough smoking all the time then odds are she will try it when she is ready.

02-08-2004, 11:53 PM	#29
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	Dont do it .. I got mine to smoke last week and she wont stop smoking all my buds now __________________ dead.

02-08-2004, 11:56 PM	#30
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