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brizzad 02-08-2004 10:03 PM

How to get your g/f to smoke weed with you?
 
Anyone know? My g/f doesn't care that I smoke, but she won't touch the stuff. How can I get her to try it? .. Maybe if I made her some special brownies one day :Graucho

arial 02-08-2004 10:04 PM

Use the old "If you love then you will..."

B40 02-08-2004 10:04 PM

Brownies or cookies works...or just tell her the sex after will be amazing :thumbsup

420 02-08-2004 10:06 PM

Just blow it in her face while she's sleeping.

Ic3m4nZ 02-08-2004 10:07 PM

Throw some GHB in her glass

pamphage 02-08-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
Anyone know? My g/f doesn't care that I smoke, but she won't touch the stuff. How can I get her to try it? .. Maybe if I made her some special brownies one day :Graucho
dude. listen up. been there done that. it's not worth it, bro. if they like it, all they do is end up smokin half your stash.

Spunky 02-08-2004 10:08 PM

Easy..slip some roofies in her drink and she will do everything you say :Graucho

m00d 02-08-2004 10:08 PM

You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?

arial 02-08-2004 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?
It's only a gateway drug if you let it become one. :2 cents:

420 02-08-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
You are dumb. Be glad she doesn't like pot. It's the gateway drug afterall. You don't want a crackhead now do ya?
There is no such thing as a gateway drug. The dealers are the only gateway into harder drugs.

m00d 02-08-2004 10:11 PM

i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads

cool1 02-08-2004 10:12 PM

Keep it all for yourself, don't share it with her.

tranza 02-08-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
Just blow it in her face while she's sleeping.
OMG!!! I actually laughed out loud!!! hahahahahahahahaha

That was great!!

bhutocracy 02-08-2004 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads
of course saying something stupid will bring about a response.

420 02-08-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
i knew saying gateway drug would bring out a mob of potheads
Don't be stupid, I was already in this thread.

arial 02-08-2004 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by 420


Don't be stupid, I was already in this thread.


CyberTraffic 02-08-2004 10:15 PM

Tell her it's the coolest thing and that everyone else is doing it.

nofx 02-08-2004 10:19 PM

just start smoking while you are in your vehicle and keep smoking until it is smoked out. she will get a contact high ;]

Basic_man 02-08-2004 10:20 PM

Tell her that everybody smoke some pot one of these day... it's a new way to look at her life.. and you.. :Graucho

C_U_Next_Tuesday 02-08-2004 10:20 PM

I wish my hubby did not smoke.. costs me too much money and we fight over who gets the last few bonghits..keep her clean and you wont have those two problems to deal with:)

rich219content 02-08-2004 10:35 PM

put it in a tasty treat!

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xxxoutsourcing 02-08-2004 10:47 PM

Why force anyone to take drugs!
If she says know ya should be proud of her not being weak...

Let her do it in her own time... if she wants..

Brat 02-08-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing
Why force anyone to take drugs!
If she says know ya should be proud of her not being weak...

Let her do it in her own time... if she wants..


exactly.

goBigtime 02-08-2004 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
...It's the gateway drug afterall...

I drank and had smoked cigarettes before I tried pot....

The real gateway drugs are alcohol and tobacco. But they can't be fouled because they are legal.

Their death toll is probably far higher than all other "hard" drugs combined.

Baal 02-08-2004 10:53 PM

Haha, this thread made me put on this song:


-------------------------------
NOFX: "Drugs Are Good"
-------------------------------

Want to fuck off, drop out
Never trust a fucking hippie
For that matter don't trust anyone

Quit school, don't work
Livin' up the music you punk
If I could do it so could anyone

Drugs are good
They make you do things that you know you not should
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

Want to join a punk band
Shave your head and get a tattoo
You don't need talent just the attitude

Self destruction
For no particular reason beat up everyone

Drugs are neat
And you can buy them relatively cheap
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

TheEnforcer 02-08-2004 10:54 PM

If she doesn't she doesn't. Don't sweat it as long as she can deal with you smoking.

That said- if she does seem a little open to the idea you could offer to do the take a hit and give her a kiss and blow the smoke into her mouth yourself approach. That's been known to work. Try that once as an offer and if she turns it down just drop it and you never know if you stop asking she may one day decide for herself to try it. You put too much pressure on her and it will just make things worse.

Bill8 02-08-2004 11:34 PM

Brownies, or eating grass in any form, would be a really bad and irresponsible thing to do, and this is why.

When you eat grass the effect is a lot stronger than smoking, and it lasts a lot longer. It takes a surprisingly small amount for the effect to become pretty strongly psychedelic. I'm talking sitting in a trance while endless visions march thru your head kind of thing.

When you smoke it, you can control the dose much better, and the effects wear off after a reasonably short period of time.

I could tell you sad stories, but I won't. The point is eating is a BAD, BAD way to introduce someone to grass.

When she wants it she will ask you for it.

nap 02-08-2004 11:52 PM

nothing is more annoying than peer pressure. if she doesn't want to do it don't force it on her. if she is around you long enough smoking all the time then odds are she will try it when she is ready.

machinegunkelly 02-08-2004 11:53 PM

Dont do it ..
I got mine to smoke last week and she wont stop smoking all my buds now :ak47:

stocktrader23 02-08-2004 11:56 PM

In third grade all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as you
Schemein on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I got no game and every face looks the same
They got no name so i don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "Yo what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run these drugs are probably gonna catch up sooner or later
But fuck it I'm on one so let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal chord,
So it's not a straight line no more
So we walk around lookin' like some windup dolls
Shit stickin' out of our backs like a dinosaur
Shit six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now I'm gonna try to find some more


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