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Col. Beauford D. Horton · 03-11-2004, 04:34 PM

I told you that lemon of a used ****** (TSB was it?) you sold me last year was going to come back to haunt you.

You really sold me a pig-in-a-poke.

First the ****** says he got a toothache, that cost me $25 to have it pulled. Then the worthless coon claimed he had a bad knee and couldn't do porn anymore, so I put him to work in the field, and then.. that very night.. I caught the damn moon cricket trying to steal food. My house ******s, Jingles and Rastus, give him 50 lashes each for the food, and the fucker's back gets infected.. which cost another $25 at the vet.

The last straw was sneaking beers out of the frig at 3am, but when I went to find him so I could sell his negro hide on ebay that morning I found that ****** had lit out to parts unknown!

Counting vet bills, lost food and beer, that knuckle-dragger ended up costing me more than I paid for him!

I have a mind to report you to the Better Business Bureau for selling defective farming equipment.

Warmest regards,

Col. Beauford D. Horton, Ng.D, Gentleman Planter

detoxed · 03-11-2004, 04:38 PM

funny

TurboAngel · 03-11-2004, 04:41 PM

hova · 03-11-2004, 04:46 PM

nice, another funny boy!

Ic3m4nZ · 03-11-2004, 04:50 PM

03-11-2004, 04:34 PM	#1
Col. Beauford D. Horton Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dixie Posts: 140	Ping: Aaron M I told you that lemon of a used **** (TSB was it?) you sold me last year was going to come back to haunt you. You really sold me a pig-in-a-poke. First the ** says he got a toothache, that cost me $25 to have it pulled. Then the worthless coon claimed he had a bad knee and couldn't do porn anymore, so I put him to work in the field, and then.. that very night.. I caught the damn moon cricket trying to steal food. My house **s, Jingles and Rastus, give him 50 lashes each for the food, and the fucker's back gets infected.. which cost another $25 at the vet. The last straw was sneaking beers out of the frig at 3am, but when I went to find him so I could sell his negro hide on ebay that morning I found that **** had lit out to parts unknown! Counting vet bills, lost food and beer, that knuckle-dragger ended up costing me more than I paid for him! I have a mind to report you to the Better Business Bureau for selling defective farming equipment. Warmest regards, Col. Beauford D. Horton, Ng.D, Gentleman Planter __________________ Its coming.

03-11-2004, 04:46 PM	#4
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