Ping: Aaron M
 

I told you that lemon of a used ****** (TSB was it?) you sold me last year was going to come back to haunt you.

You really sold me a pig-in-a-poke.

First the ****** says he got a toothache, that cost me $25 to have it pulled. Then the worthless coon claimed he had a bad knee and couldn't do porn anymore, so I put him to work in the field, and then.. that very night.. I caught the damn moon cricket trying to steal food. My house ******s, Jingles and Rastus, give him 50 lashes each for the food, and the fucker's back gets infected.. which cost another $25 at the vet.

The last straw was sneaking beers out of the frig at 3am, but when I went to find him so I could sell his negro hide on ebay that morning I found that ****** had lit out to parts unknown!

Counting vet bills, lost food and beer, that knuckle-dragger ended up costing me more than I paid for him!

I have a mind to report you to the Better Business Bureau for selling defective farming equipment.

Warmest regards,

Col. Beauford D. Horton, Ng.D, Gentleman Planter

funny

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nice, another funny boy!

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