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02-07-2004, 07:11 AM
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Stupid warning labels
Sometimes I wonder how many stupid people there are in this world.
Just opened the box for a knife, and it said: "Warning! Knife is sharp!" Well, duh! Got any other good ones? Post 'm here.
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02-07-2004, 07:13 AM
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Caution: May cause anal leakage.
back of a lays (with olene) bag
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02-07-2004, 07:14 AM
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Orgasms N Such!
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02-07-2004, 07:35 AM
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on a cup in a cafe: Warning ! Hot chocolate may be hot
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02-07-2004, 07:35 AM
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02-07-2004, 07:59 AM
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. |
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02-07-2004, 08:20 AM
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Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.
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On a stroller:
Caution: Remove child before folding. Well duh.. |
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02-07-2004, 08:20 AM
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. |
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02-07-2004, 09:21 AM
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Location: In the walls of your house.
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My shopvac has label which reads: "Warning: do not use in the presence of oxygen". Nice way to cover their asses legally for any accidents that could happen.
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02-07-2004, 09:29 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Can you sue Lensman for damages to your health and IQ loss from posting on this board
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02-07-2004, 09:33 AM
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02-07-2004, 10:18 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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