Stupid warning labels
 

Sometimes I wonder how many stupid people there are in this world.

Just opened the box for a knife, and it said: "Warning! Knife is sharp!" Well, duh!

Got any other good ones? Post 'm here.

Caution: May cause anal leakage.

back of a lays (with olene) bag

Yeah, but consider this. If there's a warning on a label about it, it means someone, somewhere, either didn't get it or actually did something utterly stupid with it, then sued the company. :) There's one born every minute, really.

on a cup in a cafe: Warning ! Hot chocolate may be hot

But shouldn't we let evolution do it's job and let those idiots remove themselves from the gene pool? :glugglug

Or maybe they're just covering their ass because they know about that McDonalds incident and they don't want some dumb bitch to try it with them. Or ya, someone did. :1orglaugh

On a stroller:

Caution: Remove child before folding.



Well duh..

:1orglaugh

My shopvac has label which reads: "Warning: do not use in the presence of oxygen". Nice way to cover their asses legally for any accidents that could happen.

Can you sue Lensman for damages to your health and IQ loss from posting on this board :question

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh