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Old 02-11-2004, 05:05 PM   #1
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:stoned What The Fuck!!!!!!!!????? Joke Or What?!
I am thrteen(13) years of age going to be fourteen(14) in April and my penis is 3" in length and i wante to use your product,because My penis is outstandingly short and most males my age have a totally bigger penis. i have some questions:
1.will this method stunt my growth?
2.How bigg do you think i'll be when i'm done with the excercises?
3. what are the side effects, and if any how do you cure them?
4. What is garth?
5. can you send me some pictures of what my penis were to look like afterward?
and don't worry i have my mom's approval. she laughed when i first told her but then she said okay and she made me e-mail you this letter.
E-mail me back please at *******[email protected]
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:07 PM   #2
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4. What is garth?
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:07 PM   #3
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Tell him his mom was being nice by only laughing at his 3 inch dick.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:07 PM   #4
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ahh its just sex ped having a little fun
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:08 PM   #5
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Poor kid, sounds serious...3" at 13...maybe he should just wait it out and see if he hits a growth spurt
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:11 PM   #6
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ouch..

my reply would basically depend on if i just wanted his money or wanted to un-mind fuck his head.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:11 PM   #7
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that kid has some serious issues!
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:14 PM   #8
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Tell him to go over kazaa the exercise book is there for free :P lol
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:14 PM   #9
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Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:17 PM   #10
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:17 PM   #11
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aouch poor kid ic an't beleive he really went to see his mom for that, i would of been red like a valentine hart lol
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:17 PM   #12
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I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #13
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tell him that he needs to have someone kick him in the ass 5 times a day.

That'll help to make his penis grow.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:19 PM   #14
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Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
Amen
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:21 PM   #15
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As I often say,

FBI are getting fucking dumber.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:25 PM   #16
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:27 PM   #17
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This cant be real! However, his grammar is a bit suspect. Garth!
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:33 PM   #18
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im telling you its sex ped. looks JUST like the shit he fabricates for his site.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:36 PM   #19
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:04 PM   #20
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Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
Ah, the sweet smell of setup.

Ignore the email. Do not answer it, not even to tell him that he has to be 18. Get rid of it.
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:23 PM   #21
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I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...

Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:24 PM   #22
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:25 PM   #23
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I think it's a joke lol !
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:33 PM   #24
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I was waiting for that.
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:17 PM   #25
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Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?
LOL...would make a great reality site
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:20 PM   #26
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feel bad for the kid
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:25 PM   #27
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:29 PM   #28
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Send him a free bottle of penis pills. It could save him a world of hurt in his future.... if they work.
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:46 PM   #29
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Sounds like a trap set by the people at kiks.org I would ignore that email.
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