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spamofon 02-11-2004 05:05 PM

What The Fuck!!!!!!!!????? Joke Or What?!
 
I am thrteen(13) years of age going to be fourteen(14) in April and my penis is 3" in length and i wante to use your product,because My penis is outstandingly short and most males my age have a totally bigger penis. i have some questions:
1.will this method stunt my growth?
2.How bigg do you think i'll be when i'm done with the excercises?
3. what are the side effects, and if any how do you cure them?
4. What is garth?
5. can you send me some pictures of what my penis were to look like afterward?
and don't worry i have my mom's approval. she laughed when i first told her but then she said okay and she made me e-mail you this letter.
E-mail me back please at *******[email protected]

CDSmith 02-11-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
4. What is garth?
:1orglaugh

detoxed 02-11-2004 05:07 PM

Tell him his mom was being nice by only laughing at his 3 inch dick.

jimthefiend 02-11-2004 05:07 PM

ahh its just sex ped having a little fun

flashfire 02-11-2004 05:08 PM

:( Poor kid, sounds serious...3" at 13...maybe he should just wait it out and see if he hits a growth spurt

marcu5 02-11-2004 05:11 PM

ouch..

my reply would basically depend on if i just wanted his money or wanted to un-mind fuck his head.

hova 02-11-2004 05:11 PM

that kid has some serious issues!

Doctor Dre 02-11-2004 05:14 PM

Tell him to go over kazaa the exercise book is there for free :P lol

Tam 02-11-2004 05:14 PM

Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email. :helpme

CyberBachelor 02-11-2004 05:17 PM

http://www.21porn.com/waynesworld.jpg

Garth :1orglaugh

wild-cat 02-11-2004 05:17 PM

aouch poor kid ic an't beleive he really went to see his mom for that, i would of been red like a valentine hart lol

GonePhishing 02-11-2004 05:17 PM

I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...

StuartD 02-11-2004 05:18 PM

tell him that he needs to have someone kick him in the ass 5 times a day.

That'll help to make his penis grow.

Va2k 02-11-2004 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email. :helpme
Amen

ldinternet 02-11-2004 05:21 PM

As I often say,

FBI are getting fucking dumber.

mkx 02-11-2004 05:25 PM

:GFYBand

Rob 02-11-2004 05:27 PM

This cant be real! However, his grammar is a bit suspect. Garth! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 02-11-2004 05:33 PM

im telling you its sex ped. looks JUST like the shit he fabricates for his site.

Ic3m4nZ 02-11-2004 05:36 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tala 02-11-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email. :helpme
Ah, the sweet smell of setup.

Ignore the email. Do not answer it, not even to tell him that he has to be 18. Get rid of it. :)

Doc911 02-11-2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...

Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?

TweetyBird 02-11-2004 08:24 PM

haha :1orglaugh

Basic_man 02-11-2004 08:25 PM

I think it's a joke lol ! :thumbsup

sickkittens 02-11-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberBachelor
http://www.21porn.com/waynesworld.jpg

Garth :1orglaugh

I was waiting for that.

doornx 02-11-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc911



Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?

LOL...would make a great reality site :thumbsup

Floridiot 02-11-2004 09:20 PM

feel bad for the kid

Weber 02-11-2004 09:25 PM

Poor kid :)

CDSmith 02-11-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Floridiot
feel bad for the kid
Send him a free bottle of penis pills. It could save him a world of hurt in his future.... if they work.

Furious_Male 02-11-2004 09:46 PM

Sounds like a trap set by the people at kiks.org I would ignore that email.


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