Lyrics to PIMPANDHO.com

[D-Money]

by Too Short, YTCracker & D$

Artist: Too $hort
Album: Married to the Game
Song: PimpandHo.com
Typed by: [email protected] *

* send corrections to the typist

-=talking=-
It's almost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer real quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho

[Too $hort]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to log on baby
Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby
I ain't fake [I ain't fake]
This site is all no-fiction
Real pussy, real dick, real friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com

[Chorus]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
Lick it

[Too $hort]
No need to go
Got some weed to blow
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po'
I got bitches
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out]
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the flow [no, no]
All the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' [stay high]
And check out the player's site
The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah
You can download the pimp fashion
Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics
One million hits in a days time [time]
Women so fine they'll daze your mind
We online [we online]
The computer from the eight track
Sellin' sex since way back
It's Pimpandho.com

[Chorus]

-=talking=-
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest bitches
Doin' the freakiest shit
$hort Dog style
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn
It's all good baby
You can dial up if you want to
As long as you enjoy the show
It's Pimpology, biatch
Oh yeah, and it's all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie bitches
Titties all crooked and shit
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website player?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that old game baby
It all started at the Player's Ball
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get lucky, biatch


My theme song. Soon we'll have a webmaster program to go with it. For now we have a pay site hittin' the mainstream angles.

It's on the new album, Married To The Game by Too Short. It's in the top 25 albums at Tower Records.


Biatch!

[J$tyle$]

Go D$!!!

[Hustler DJ]

Gawddammit D!!!

I *hate* trying to park my car at Tower Sunset (that parking lot sucks my left one), but I'm gonna have to do it on the way home from work tonight... gotta check this joint out! Sounds off the hook!!
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[sixxxth_sense]

fuck that gansta shit niggaa

[Fletch XXX]

what exactly did each of you do.

What did YT write, what did D$ write and what did Short write?

I am interested in how "talented" you all are.

I KNOW YT can write, I am curious if Short has been getting people to write his shit over the years...

[goBigtime]

I bet I can guess at least one line YT contributed


For YT getting hooked up with Too$hort though regardless.

Congrats

[Nismo]

im guessing ytcracker wrote this :

It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to log on baby
Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby
I ain't fake [I ain't fake]
This site is all no-fiction
Real pussy, real dick, real friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com

[D-Money]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
what exactly did each of you do.

What did YT write, what did D$ write and what did Short write?

I am interested in how "talented" you all are.

I KNOW YT can write, I am curious if Short has been getting people to write his shit over the years...

Let's see. I created the concept for making a song about our paysite, then hit up YTCracker to help with the lyrics. I explained the storyline and ideas I had, YTC wrote lyrics, I wrote lyrics and had YTC fix up my words. Some of my words were left in tact. Like, "content is all that and a terabyte". Short wrote the hook a a bunch of shit on his own, but maybe almost half of the tune is me and YTC.

I gave Short lyrics, he took it to the studio the next day and modified and left some the way we wrote it.

Big props to YTC!

It's the best tune on the new CD.

It was my first attempt at writing rap lyrics. Fun time. YTC is the shit, he's good at it.

[Fletch XXX]

cool.

sucks Short dont write his own shit though.

Imagine if Angus Young came out and said, "eh no big deal on these riffs, some webmaster guy wrote the riff, I just play em!"

awesome deal though, I was talking about this song the other day, havent heard it, but the marketing behind it is great.

good job.

[Rich]

Too Short rapping with a CEN spam kid, a proud moment for rappers everywhere.

[Hollywood Horwitz]

i like it D Money, puff puff give

[ytcracker]

Originally posted by Rich
Too Short rapping with a CEN spam kid, a proud moment for rappers everywhere.

holla game!!!!!!!!


right about now in the place to be
old school pimpology
returned to the studio to buss another cut
buss this internet nut
still getting where i fit in
oaktown to the website i print in
still dropping these biters like flies
porn industry bitch where the strong survive
pimpandho.com my playbook my site
reality based x rated like my life
pull up your browser and check it
my money going up like the price in a becketts
this my how to to these hoes too
get a dude laid when he with this crew
teach him what to say when he aint got jewels
pimpandho.com where reality rules
starting hustling these streets from the wayback
took it online the computer from the 8track
making ladies sign on the dotted line
my website cop a million hits in a day's time
my boys keep the camera handy
just in a case a ho flex and she take the candy (trick or treat)
all these broadband users uncappin while i'm rapping
downloading pimp fashion pimp classics
i make money promoting these sites
this content all that and a terabyte
now a pimp can take it to another level
stats so high check the diamonds on the bezel
pimpandho.com no fake barbie bitches
might even have your mom on reality niches
short dogs site total nonfiction
real pussy real dick and real friction
converting programs with these c compilers
making my bank account fat with overseas dialers

that was what i wrote
he manipulated it a lot and made it more his style

[ytcracker]

fletch

and big ups to everyone else thanks

dmoney did come up with the terabyte line it is an instant classic

[TweetyBird]

lol

[JFK]

YO............ YO......... YO..... D$ How about showin your new Pimpin Head wear ??

[slavdogg]

D$, is there an affiliate program for pimpandho.com ?

[<IMX>]

interesting...
who is your target demographic?

[AaronM]

Originally posted by D-Money
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Does this particular line promote drug use? If so, I am HIGHLY offended.

[On-top]

Nice!

And where's pimpandho.com hosted?

[D-Money]

Originally posted by slavdogg
D$, is there an affiliate program for pimpandho.com ?

We'll have an affiliate program soon. We're about to film a bunch of new stuff with models. Right now the site is for the adult fans of his looking to bust a nut and interact and learn more about Too Short and the pimp mentality. Most of the traffic is from album sales and radio play. With Lil Jon blowing up and producing some tracks on the CD, it will have a ton more growth and maybe some mainstream radio hits. Honestly, it's a great CD. He's got Jagged Edge, Lil Jon and some other big names on it as well.

As for the affiliates, we have a partner program about to be released with 10 different tours including a tour for pimpandho.com for webmasters to market. A real pay site tour instead of a fan based looking tour like it is right now.

Too Short is a great partner because he's already porn, he's dying to shoot content and put in his time. He's a real guy, not like most artists. He's a pioneer of rap, has crazy stories of his relationships with 2Pac, Biggie and others. It's a real trip to learn the music side of things from his personal experiences. And if you ask Snoop, Too Short was a major inspiration in his developement as an artist. Snoop "Dogg", Short Dog was the first to use the term Dog and created the word Biatch.

Anyway, when the program is ready to be marketed, I'll make a post about it. Hopefully we can get some of you webmasters working that program when it's ready. Slav "Dogg" will hopefully send us some type in traffic.

[budz]

bump pimpandho hot track ;]

[TheGoldenChild]

I got 6 remixes today in the mail from my boy sisko in NY some hot tracks!

We produced a version of PImpandho.com to the sample of the Police's " Voices Inside My head"

It's simply off the chain!