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Lyrics to PIMPANDHO.com
by Too Short, YTCracker & D$
Artist: Too $hort Album: Married to the Game Song: PimpandHo.com Typed by: [email protected] * * send corrections to the typist -=talking=- It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort] It's 2004 Ain't no body go in the stores What for? When you got dot com whores My whole life is like girls gone wild Cuz this player keeps girls on file Just tell me what you liken Sit down at the keyboard and type in: P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com And see the hoes It's time to log on baby Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby I ain't fake [I ain't fake] This site is all no-fiction Real pussy, real dick, real friction Convertin' programs wit these secret powers Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers I'm trynna bust this internet nut Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt Pimpandho.com [Chorus] Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked Lickin' on my dog bone $hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked Lickin' on my dog bone Lick it [Too $hort] No need to go Got some weed to blow Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' I got bitches Don't ask what these are fo' Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out] So kick back and watch the show $hort Dig on the mic Can't stop the flow [no, no] All the squares get out the do' If you ain't high enough yet You need to pop some mo' [stay high] And check out the player's site The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah You can download the pimp fashion Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics One million hits in a days time [time] Women so fine they'll daze your mind We online [we online] The computer from the eight track Sellin' sex since way back It's Pimpandho.com [Chorus] -=talking=- Big Dez is on the beat Yea fo' show It's Pimpandho.com It's where you see the baddest bitches Doin' the freakiest shit $hort Dog style Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn It's all good baby You can dial up if you want to As long as you enjoy the show It's Pimpology, biatch Oh yeah, and it's all real baby None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie bitches Titties all crooked and shit Naw, naw, none of that You got a website player? What's yo address? You know? It's that old game baby It all started at the Player's Ball Don't miss the next party Cuz you might get lucky, biatch My theme song. Soon we'll have a webmaster program to go with it. For now we have a pay site hittin' the mainstream angles. It's on the new album, Married To The Game by Too Short. It's in the top 25 albums at Tower Records. Biatch! |
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Go D$!!! |
Gawddammit D!!!
I *hate* trying to park my car at Tower Sunset (that parking lot sucks my left one), but I'm gonna have to do it on the way home from work tonight... gotta check this joint out! Sounds off the hook!! :thumbsup <br> |
fuck that gansta shit niggaa
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what exactly did each of you do.
What did YT write, what did D$ write and what did Short write? I am interested in how "talented" you all are. I KNOW YT can write, I am curious if Short has been getting people to write his shit over the years... |
I bet I can guess at least one line YT contributed :glugglug
:thumbsup :thumbsup For YT getting hooked up with Too$hort though regardless. Congrats :) |
im guessing ytcracker wrote this :
It's 2004 Ain't no body go in the stores What for? When you got dot com whores My whole life is like girls gone wild Cuz this player keeps girls on file Just tell me what you liken Sit down at the keyboard and type in: P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com And see the hoes It's time to log on baby Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby I ain't fake [I ain't fake] This site is all no-fiction Real pussy, real dick, real friction Convertin' programs wit these secret powers Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers I'm trynna bust this internet nut Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt Pimpandho.com |
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I gave Short lyrics, he took it to the studio the next day and modified and left some the way we wrote it. Big props to YTC! It's the best tune on the new CD. It was my first attempt at writing rap lyrics. Fun time. YTC is the shit, he's good at it. |
cool.
sucks Short dont write his own shit though. Imagine if Angus Young came out and said, "eh no big deal on these riffs, some webmaster guy wrote the riff, I just play em!" awesome deal though, I was talking about this song the other day, havent heard it, but the marketing behind it is great. good job. :thumbsup |
Too Short rapping with a CEN spam kid, a proud moment for rappers everywhere.
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i like it D Money, puff puff give :winkwink:
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right about now in the place to be old school pimpology returned to the studio to buss another cut buss this internet nut still getting where i fit in oaktown to the website i print in still dropping these biters like flies porn industry bitch where the strong survive pimpandho.com my playbook my site reality based x rated like my life pull up your browser and check it my money going up like the price in a becketts this my how to to these hoes too get a dude laid when he with this crew teach him what to say when he aint got jewels pimpandho.com where reality rules starting hustling these streets from the wayback took it online the computer from the 8track making ladies sign on the dotted line my website cop a million hits in a day's time my boys keep the camera handy just in a case a ho flex and she take the candy (trick or treat) all these broadband users uncappin while i'm rapping downloading pimp fashion pimp classics i make money promoting these sites this content all that and a terabyte now a pimp can take it to another level stats so high check the diamonds on the bezel pimpandho.com no fake barbie bitches might even have your mom on reality niches short dogs site total nonfiction real pussy real dick and real friction converting programs with these c compilers making my bank account fat with overseas dialers that was what i wrote he manipulated it a lot and made it more his style |
fletch :glugglug
and big ups to everyone else thanks dmoney did come up with the terabyte line it is an instant classic |
lol :1orglaugh
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YO............ YO......... YO..... D$ How about showin your new Pimpin Head wear ??:winkwink:
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D$, is there an affiliate program for pimpandho.com ?
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interesting...
who is your target demographic? |
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Nice!
And where's pimpandho.com hosted? :thumbsup |
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As for the affiliates, we have a partner program about to be released with 10 different tours including a tour for pimpandho.com for webmasters to market. A real pay site tour instead of a fan based looking tour like it is right now. Too Short is a great partner because he's already porn, he's dying to shoot content and put in his time. He's a real guy, not like most artists. He's a pioneer of rap, has crazy stories of his relationships with 2Pac, Biggie and others. It's a real trip to learn the music side of things from his personal experiences. And if you ask Snoop, Too Short was a major inspiration in his developement as an artist. Snoop "Dogg", Short Dog was the first to use the term Dog and created the word Biatch. Anyway, when the program is ready to be marketed, I'll make a post about it. Hopefully we can get some of you webmasters working that program when it's ready. Slav "Dogg" will hopefully send us some type in traffic. |
bump pimpandho hot track ;]
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I got 6 remixes today in the mail from my boy sisko in NY some hot tracks!
We produced a version of PImpandho.com to the sample of the Police's " Voices Inside My head" It's simply off the chain! |
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