Turd splits from Boobiebucks - GoFuckYourself.com

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:01 PM

Well he tried.

But we were able to ink a last second deal with a can of sardines and some rice crispys.

At least he didn't want all green M&M's again

Peaches · 02-06-2004, 02:11 PM

Whew! You scared me for a minute! We all know he's the beauty AND the brains behind the entire operation.

Manowar · 02-06-2004, 02:15 PM

i was relieved to hear the last part, i couldn't live another day without Turd at the top of 10% of GFY pages.

BoNgHiTtA · 02-06-2004, 02:16 PM

Don't they always want more? I mean, reniggin on contracts, demanding more for less.

These celebs are amazing...

dantheman · 02-06-2004, 02:17 PM

damnit, I had my people ready to talk to turd's people on the free agent deal

Kimmykim · 02-06-2004, 02:18 PM

OH please, just stick him in his cage and show him who's boss.

Of course I hear he's got a nasty bite on him ;)

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:19 PM

yeah he gets in these moods now and then, typical star crybaby, but he knows where his litterbox is buttered.

Loryn · 02-06-2004, 02:21 PM

Can I have a few pics of that kitty? Like the full version of him at the computer and some other really good ones. I promise I will never ever use them for anything more than personal pleasure.

I won't design my own Turd site, although I think it would convert like crazy!!

If so can you e-mail them to [email protected] Thank you!!

Peaches · 02-06-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
yeah he gets in these moods now and then, typical star crybaby, but he knows where his litterbox is buttered.

You've been licking his litterbox again, haven't you?

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Can I have a few pics of that kitty? Like the full version of him at the computer and some other really good ones. I promise I will never ever use them for anything more than personal pleasure. I won't design my own Turd site, although I think it would convert like crazy!!

If so can you e-mail them to [email protected] Thank you!!

Turd says he will trade

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches

You've been licking his litterbox again, haven't you?

how bout a big kiss

Loryn · 02-06-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

Turd says he will trade

OKay two pics for four of his??? One of mine has some boob showing!!

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OKay two pics for four of his??? One of mine has some boob showing!!

he says he will try and not look at the boob, but send anyway

Loryn · 02-06-2004, 02:26 PM

OMG I am so in love with Turd!!!!!

BoNgHiTtA · 02-06-2004, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

he says he will try and not look at the boob, but send anyway

That turd is a true gentleman, always compasionite to the fairer sex's nakedness.

SleazyDream · 02-06-2004, 02:28 PM

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/xmasday03/009.jpg>

skufty wants to play with turd.

Gabriel · 02-06-2004, 02:29 PM

I wouldn't be able to go on without TURD

tourniquet

i tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
i lay dying
and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?

my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation

do you remember me
lost for so long
will you be on the other side
or will you forget me
i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?

my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation

my wounds cry for the grave
my soul cries for deliverance
will i be denied Christ
tourniquet
my suicide

oh wait you said you did ink a deal, ...

getting light headed

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/xmasday03/009.jpg>

skufty wants to play with turd.

Turd is scared of Skufty's package

Manowar · 02-06-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/xmasday03/009.jpg>

skufty wants to play with turd.

Skufty rules!

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:39 PM

Loryn, Turd says he loves the black and white the most, but it needs more white and he is adding it now.

LaurieX · 02-06-2004, 02:39 PM

I LOVE Turd

Shok · 02-06-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaurieX
I LOVE Turd

Turd says he wants to love you too!

SykkBoy · 02-06-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

Turd is scared of Skufty's package

so am I

BoNgHiTtA · 02-06-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

so am I

Skufty is hung like a donkey

Shok · 02-09-2004, 07:04 AM

I can make Skufty a huge star in south america

Xenophage · 02-09-2004, 08:48 AM

ohh my cat and dog talk on gfy...

i wanna see ppv skufty and turd

in a cage wrestling match

theharvman · 02-09-2004, 05:35 PM

Nice job reeling us in!

Stewie · 02-09-2004, 06:16 PM

What are you going to do Shok - It's like that with these porn prima donnas...

Shok · 02-09-2004, 06:31 PM

all I can do is keep feeding his bloated ego, he steers the ship

Kimmykim · 02-09-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
all I can do is keep feeding his bloated ego, he steers the ship

Dear God.

AaronM · 02-09-2004, 06:50 PM

This is what Cayman thinks of Turd.

Peaches · 02-09-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
all I can do is keep feeding his bloated ego, he steers the ship

Maybe if you'd stop trying to BREAST FEED his "bloated ego", he might be easier to deal with.

02-06-2004, 02:01 PM	#1
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Turd splits from Boobiebucks Well he tried. But we were able to ink a last second deal with a can of sardines and some rice crispys. At least he didn't want all green M&M's again

02-06-2004, 02:16 PM	#4
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02-06-2004, 02:17 PM	#5
dantheman OG Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,308	damnit, I had my people ready to talk to turd's people on the free agent deal __________________ M3server.com VPS>Get your 2nd month free Ded>$100 off your 2nd month since 1996 icq-25135623 dannyh at~m3server DOT com

02-06-2004, 02:21 PM	#8
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Can I have a few pics of that kitty? Like the full version of him at the computer and some other really good ones. I promise I will never ever use them for anything more than personal pleasure. I won't design my own Turd site, although I think it would convert like crazy!! If so can you e-mail them to [email protected] Thank you!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

02-06-2004, 02:26 PM	#14
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	OMG I am so in love with Turd!!!!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

02-06-2004, 02:11 PM	#2
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Whew! You scared me for a minute! We all know he's the beauty AND the brains behind the entire operation.

02-06-2004, 02:15 PM	#3
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i was relieved to hear the last part, i couldn't live another day without Turd at the top of 10% of GFY pages.

02-06-2004, 02:18 PM	#6
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	OH please, just stick him in his cage and show him who's boss. Of course I hear he's got a nasty bite on him ;)

02-06-2004, 02:19 PM	#7
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	yeah he gets in these moods now and then, typical star crybaby, but he knows where his litterbox is buttered.

02-06-2004, 02:28 PM	#16
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/xmasday03/009.jpg> skufty wants to play with turd. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

02-06-2004, 02:29 PM	#17
Gabriel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: So*Cal Posts: 4,789	I wouldn't be able to go on without TURD tourniquet i tried to kill the pain but only brought more i lay dying and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation do you remember me lost for so long will you be on the other side or will you forget me i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my wounds cry for the grave my soul cries for deliverance will i be denied Christ tourniquet my suicide oh wait you said you did ink a deal, ... getting light headed __________________ ICQ#: 142295729

02-06-2004, 02:39 PM	#20
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Loryn, Turd says he loves the black and white the most, but it needs more white and he is adding it now.

02-06-2004, 02:39 PM	#21
LaurieX Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,541	I LOVE Turd __________________ [email protected] ICQ# 81820905 Aim LaurieX THE BANNER YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN IS CAUSING ERRORS FOR EVERYONE ON GFY. PLEASE CORRECT IT!!!

02-09-2004, 07:04 AM	#25
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	I can make Skufty a huge star in south america

02-09-2004, 08:48 AM	#26
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	ohh my cat and dog talk on gfy... i wanna see ppv skufty and turd in a cage wrestling match

02-09-2004, 05:35 PM	#27
theharvman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,366	Nice job reeling us in! __________________ Email:[email protected] Site: http://TheScreamingO.com Program: http://http://www.idevaffiliate.com Skype: theharvman ICQ: 150092593

02-09-2004, 06:16 PM	#28
Stewie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In bed with Vanilla Posts: 3,670	What are you going to do Shok - It's like that with these porn prima donnas...

02-09-2004, 06:31 PM	#29
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	all I can do is keep feeding his bloated ego, he steers the ship

02-09-2004, 06:50 PM	#31
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	This is what Cayman thinks of Turd.