Turd splits from Boobiebucks
 

Well he tried.

But we were able to ink a last second deal with a can of sardines and some rice crispys.

At least he didn't want all green M&M's again

Whew! You scared me for a minute! We all know he's the beauty AND the brains behind the entire operation. :(

i was relieved to hear the last part, i couldn't live another day without Turd at the top of 10% of GFY pages.

Don't they always want more? I mean, reniggin on contracts, demanding more for less.

These celebs are amazing...

damnit, I had my people ready to talk to turd's people on the free agent deal :(

OH please, just stick him in his cage and show him who's boss.

Of course I hear he's got a nasty bite on him ;)

yeah he gets in these moods now and then, typical star crybaby, but he knows where his litterbox is buttered.

Can I have a few pics of that kitty? Like the full version of him at the computer and some other really good ones. I promise I will never ever use them for anything more than personal pleasure. :) I won't design my own Turd site, although I think it would convert like crazy!! :winkwink:

If so can you e-mail them to [email protected] Thank you!! :)

You've been licking his litterbox again, haven't you? :(

Turd says he will trade

how bout a big kiss

OKay two pics for four of his??? One of mine has some boob showing!! :Graucho

he says he will try and not look at the boob, but send anyway

OMG I am so in love with Turd!!!!!

That turd is a true gentleman, always compasionite to the fairer sex's nakedness.

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/xmasday03/009.jpg>

skufty wants to play with turd.

I wouldn't be able to go on without TURD

tourniquet

i tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
i lay dying
and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?

my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation

do you remember me
lost for so long
will you be on the other side
or will you forget me
i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?

my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation

my wounds cry for the grave
my soul cries for deliverance
will i be denied Christ
tourniquet
my suicide


oh wait you said you did ink a deal, ...

getting light headed

Turd is scared of Skufty's package

Skufty rules!

Loryn, Turd says he loves the black and white the most, but it needs more white and he is adding it now.

I LOVE Turd:thumbsup

Turd says he wants to love you too!

so am I

Skufty is hung like a donkey

I can make Skufty a huge star in south america

ohh my cat and dog talk on gfy...

i wanna see ppv skufty and turd

in a cage wrestling match

Nice job reeling us in!

What are you going to do Shok - It's like that with these porn prima donnas...

:winkwink:

all I can do is keep feeding his bloated ego, he steers the ship

Dear God.

This is what Cayman thinks of Turd.

http://ampcontent.com/Boardpics/CaymanShit.jpg

Maybe if you'd stop trying to BREAST FEED his "bloated ego", he might be easier to deal with. :eek2