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What are some Funny Sayings that you say?
For example:
'He's 51 cards short of a full deck!' or 'Here's your hat, what's your hurry?' even 'They're as buzy as a $2 whore in a lumber camp.' |
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Your the loaad your mother should have swallowed.
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"On the other hand you have different fingers"
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Is farts supposed to have lumps in 'em?
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"If your not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"
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I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.
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I once asked a guy who was fixing our photocopier what was wrong with it and was told "fucking fuckers fucked"
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WW4L
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Location: over the river and through the woods
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"C_U_Next_Tuesday"
"suck the corn out of my shit" "i been to two county fairs and a goat fucking and have never seen nothing like that" "DTAMF" (dick taking in the ass mutha fucka) just a few off the top of my head ![]() |
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" maybe you should think about taking a spoon and eating my ass"
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'You can take a LONG HARD SUNK ON MY ARSE!' |
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Rock out with your cock out
Hang out with your wang out |
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"Your about as sharp as a marble"
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"You shoulda used quickbuck"
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Let's do some business.
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"You fat bag of fat"
"funkmouth" "that tastes like dookiepee"
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Back in the harbor
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"smoking the pot"
"there sure is alot of grass on the ground for this time of year" |
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"Bättre en rövare i poolen, än en poolare i röven"
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"Where the fuck are my pants?"
I find myself saying that a lot. |
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"Fuck me runnin!"
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"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a tin teddy bear!"
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well i'll be dipped in shit
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
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No chance in taking senses
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
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"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire"
"Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs" "For Fuck Sake!" "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" (from HEathers) |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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"shit the bed"
as in... "well shit the bed nigga you fucked up aint ya?" ![]()
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When someone farts I say "Squeeze your head and get it ALL out"
When a girl has buck teeth: "She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence" When something is cool: "Slicker'n snot on a doorknob" Dumb as a bag of hammers When someone calls you an asshole say "So am I" Had a good shave? Rub your face and say "Smooth as a baby's arse" Got big lips? "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "She could suck a watermelon through a firehose"
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"do the bears shit in the woods"
"im up shit creek without a paddle" "i was sweating like a whore in church" |
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that was fast: "faster than shit off a stick"
when it comes down to it: "when the shit hits the fan..." everyone knows hes a dumbass: "he's the village idiot" known slut: "shes the village bicycle, everyones had a ride" |
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I need a beer
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As tight as a mouses ear
Up and down like a whores drawers Does the pope shit in the woods?
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"time to take the lock off my cock"
"i unleashed the dragon" "im as high as a mudda fuka" "ho, ho, ho, im a bad mofo" |
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Isn't there a Swedish expression: Seldom pees the wooden horse? |
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Always say these:-
your breaking my balls & de-generate bastard you
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"You are as queer as a three dollar bill"
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I think it's Norwegian.
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Fuck me in the goat ass...
Don't hate the game, hate the playa... |
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"You can't polish a turd!"
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Better a hand in the bush than a bush as president
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" For every hot chick you see out and about, I'll show you a guy who is tired of fucking her"
" You have the nicest smile I think I will ever cum across" " Her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves" " she has a butter face, nice body BUTTER FACE! ![]() " I'd eat the corn out of her shit" "Brad Shaw is an asshole" ![]()
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$6 PER EMAIL JOiN
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"more balls than a slaughterhouse"
"sweatin like a whore in church" "I wouldnt spit in your ass if your guts were on fire" "colder than a witches tit" "man in a little boat"
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" she's the least Ugliest"
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Fucked up like what fucked up
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"fuck what you know and know what you fuck"
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When I get to finish some other programmers work...
"I'm making chicken soup outta chicken shit"
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To an ex's new boyfriend, "hey buddy, how's my dick taste?"
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shutup, my dicks in your mouth.
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put 'ski' on the end of anything, and you too can talk liek a russian!
Let's go bust up an icecreamski! When someone says something you don't understand or chose not to understand- "How much?" gets em every time. And for those who9 know what marzipan is- a Marzipan girl - totally sweet but too thick for my liking |
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Give me Head
Go to the Head Head em up, move em out Great Head You give good Head Which Head are you using? |
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